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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
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Adult ++
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10
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9,407
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64
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Chapter 6
Oh.
My.
God.
~Yeah Draco, like you didn’t know he was in love with you.~
Love?
Oh no, you stupid conscience!
I thought he LIKED me, in the I-want-to-fuck-him way.
Maybe he’s just confusing love with lust.
Don’t kid yourself you idiot!
He’s in love with me.
POTTER – the saviour of the wizarding world – is in love with ME – the son of the greatest Death Eater ever!
*What did I do? Is something wrong?*
You could fucking say that Potter.
Wait, you just did.
I mean, you’re the one who got us into this fucking mess.
IT’S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
‘Did you enjoy it Potter?’
Of course he did!
I’m the best!
*Did I enjoy it?*
‘You could say that.’
He sounds sad.
I’d better cheer him up.
Will his mouth ever grow boring?
‘I’ll see you around Potter.’
Wink seducingly and leave as if you’re not flustered Draco.
Come on, you’ve had good practice.
That’s it.
WOW!
What more can I say?
I never expected that.
I never actually even suspected it.
Everyone wants to shag me.
Even Weaselbee does, and he’s my third worst enemy.
Second is Potter.
Blaise was surprised when I told him that.
And even more surprised when he heard my Wonderful-Ha!-I-Fucking-Think-Not Father was first.
Why would that shock him?
He’s been on the end of my Father’s rage before.
I have a thousand times more.
*Great. Transfiguration homework.*
*Shove off Gertrude. Hallie and I don’t want you here.*
*That Draco Malfoy is so fucking sexy!*
Why thank you.
It’s actually a lot of fun listening as people walk past.
*Oh, Draco. There he is.*
Oh no!
Pansy in seductive mode!
‘Hi Drakkie!’
Well this is just what I need; NOT!
‘Where are you going?’
Please do NOT link your arm in with mine Pansy.
People might think we’re together!
‘Having fun with your girlfriend Malfoy?’
Rejection, pain, hurt and… CHRIST!
That’s Potter’s voice.
I really, really don’t want to look into his eyes and see…
Too late.
*Well done Harry. Now you’ve really done it. Why didn’t you stop him? You ponce! He’s just using you!*
Ah, well… um… yes, right…
What the bloody hell do I say?
‘What girlfriend?’
~Clever Draco. Really.~
Shut up conscience.
You don’t get to talk in a sarcastic voice.
~You’re telling me that seeing him hurt doesn’t hurt you?~
Yes!
~Then why do you feel like throwing Pansy form you and gathering him to you right now?~
I don’t!
I DON’T!
~Yeah, sure, whatever you say Draco. I REALLY believe you.~
Sod off!
‘The one hanging on your arm.’
‘Why do you care Potter?’
Pansy, SHUT UP!
You’re really not helping the situation.
‘Trust me Potter, I have no desire to have Pansy hanging on me like a lost puppy.’
‘You seemed to be enjoying it.’
He sounds a bit hysterical.
*How do you expect me to fucking trust you now, Malfoy?*
Shit, shit, shit, shit…
Ok, Draco, you can fix this.
‘Potter, I’d rather join the Dark Lord than touch Parkinson.’
Yeah, that’s right Pansy.
Fuck off.
‘But you want to join Voldemort. All win situation huh?’
Ah, I forgot he doesn’t know.
Wait, how DARE he!
Where’s he going?
‘Potter!’
Thank you for stopping!
I just had to run half-way into the grounds after you.
Effectively destroying my reputation.
‘What?’
‘All win situation? You think joining the craziest wanker on the planet who tortures you for days on end for kicks is an all-win situation?’
Hah!
You’re stumped!
‘Well, quite frankly, I have had enough form The-Scum-Called-My-Father to sign on for a lifetime of it and a tattoo of a skull on my arm.
‘Fuck of Malfoy.’
What?
*Yeah, you heard right. Fuck. Off. Get out of my sight. Vamoose. Scram. Shoo. I know you can hear me, so make like a chicken and get lost!*
Is Potter really walking away from me?
After what I just said?
Wow, he’s got guts.
I could curse him right now.
Last time I did that, I ended up a ferret bouncing on the floor.
Ouch.
Potter’s got more balls than I thought.
Oh well.
It doesn’t bother me.
It really doesn’t.
IT DOESN’T!
~Sure Draco. Plenty more where he came form, huh?~
Exactly.
~Liar.~
I’m not… actually, just this once of course… you might be right.
I really hate to admit that.
But does that change the problem of Potter – what did he say? – ‘making like a chicken and getting lost’?
Nope.
~Work with me. He’ll be back soon.~
He’d better be.
Or I’m buying a new conscience.
~You can’t BUY a new conscience.~
So I’m stuck with you?
~Yep… HEY!~
Great.
Isn’t my life perfect enough already?
Apparently not.
Thnx for all of your reviews, but don\'t stop reviewing! it\'s nice to be told your fanfic is either A) great or B) bad.
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My.
God.
~Yeah Draco, like you didn’t know he was in love with you.~
Love?
Oh no, you stupid conscience!
I thought he LIKED me, in the I-want-to-fuck-him way.
Maybe he’s just confusing love with lust.
Don’t kid yourself you idiot!
He’s in love with me.
POTTER – the saviour of the wizarding world – is in love with ME – the son of the greatest Death Eater ever!
*What did I do? Is something wrong?*
You could fucking say that Potter.
Wait, you just did.
I mean, you’re the one who got us into this fucking mess.
IT’S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!
‘Did you enjoy it Potter?’
Of course he did!
I’m the best!
*Did I enjoy it?*
‘You could say that.’
He sounds sad.
I’d better cheer him up.
Will his mouth ever grow boring?
‘I’ll see you around Potter.’
Wink seducingly and leave as if you’re not flustered Draco.
Come on, you’ve had good practice.
That’s it.
WOW!
What more can I say?
I never expected that.
I never actually even suspected it.
Everyone wants to shag me.
Even Weaselbee does, and he’s my third worst enemy.
Second is Potter.
Blaise was surprised when I told him that.
And even more surprised when he heard my Wonderful-Ha!-I-Fucking-Think-Not Father was first.
Why would that shock him?
He’s been on the end of my Father’s rage before.
I have a thousand times more.
*Great. Transfiguration homework.*
*Shove off Gertrude. Hallie and I don’t want you here.*
*That Draco Malfoy is so fucking sexy!*
Why thank you.
It’s actually a lot of fun listening as people walk past.
*Oh, Draco. There he is.*
Oh no!
Pansy in seductive mode!
‘Hi Drakkie!’
Well this is just what I need; NOT!
‘Where are you going?’
Please do NOT link your arm in with mine Pansy.
People might think we’re together!
‘Having fun with your girlfriend Malfoy?’
Rejection, pain, hurt and… CHRIST!
That’s Potter’s voice.
I really, really don’t want to look into his eyes and see…
Too late.
*Well done Harry. Now you’ve really done it. Why didn’t you stop him? You ponce! He’s just using you!*
Ah, well… um… yes, right…
What the bloody hell do I say?
‘What girlfriend?’
~Clever Draco. Really.~
Shut up conscience.
You don’t get to talk in a sarcastic voice.
~You’re telling me that seeing him hurt doesn’t hurt you?~
Yes!
~Then why do you feel like throwing Pansy form you and gathering him to you right now?~
I don’t!
I DON’T!
~Yeah, sure, whatever you say Draco. I REALLY believe you.~
Sod off!
‘The one hanging on your arm.’
‘Why do you care Potter?’
Pansy, SHUT UP!
You’re really not helping the situation.
‘Trust me Potter, I have no desire to have Pansy hanging on me like a lost puppy.’
‘You seemed to be enjoying it.’
He sounds a bit hysterical.
*How do you expect me to fucking trust you now, Malfoy?*
Shit, shit, shit, shit…
Ok, Draco, you can fix this.
‘Potter, I’d rather join the Dark Lord than touch Parkinson.’
Yeah, that’s right Pansy.
Fuck off.
‘But you want to join Voldemort. All win situation huh?’
Ah, I forgot he doesn’t know.
Wait, how DARE he!
Where’s he going?
‘Potter!’
Thank you for stopping!
I just had to run half-way into the grounds after you.
Effectively destroying my reputation.
‘What?’
‘All win situation? You think joining the craziest wanker on the planet who tortures you for days on end for kicks is an all-win situation?’
Hah!
You’re stumped!
‘Well, quite frankly, I have had enough form The-Scum-Called-My-Father to sign on for a lifetime of it and a tattoo of a skull on my arm.
‘Fuck of Malfoy.’
What?
*Yeah, you heard right. Fuck. Off. Get out of my sight. Vamoose. Scram. Shoo. I know you can hear me, so make like a chicken and get lost!*
Is Potter really walking away from me?
After what I just said?
Wow, he’s got guts.
I could curse him right now.
Last time I did that, I ended up a ferret bouncing on the floor.
Ouch.
Potter’s got more balls than I thought.
Oh well.
It doesn’t bother me.
It really doesn’t.
IT DOESN’T!
~Sure Draco. Plenty more where he came form, huh?~
Exactly.
~Liar.~
I’m not… actually, just this once of course… you might be right.
I really hate to admit that.
But does that change the problem of Potter – what did he say? – ‘making like a chicken and getting lost’?
Nope.
~Work with me. He’ll be back soon.~
He’d better be.
Or I’m buying a new conscience.
~You can’t BUY a new conscience.~
So I’m stuck with you?
~Yep… HEY!~
Great.
Isn’t my life perfect enough already?
Apparently not.
Thnx for all of your reviews, but don\'t stop reviewing! it\'s nice to be told your fanfic is either A) great or B) bad.
Lv Maza xxx ;P