Dirty deeds

31 December

Am officially sex kitten.

Evidence for this:

When I came downstairs last night Ron accused me of looking like a tart - whilst addressing remarks to breasts. Draco announced to the world - Granger, my god, you\'ve got tits. Told Ron that was the look I was aiming for, and Draco to keep his eyes to himself. Seconded by Harry. Am sure that Snape whimpered when I bent down to check that my shoes were done up properly (deliberately). Ginny was giggling in background, but I managed to keep a straight face. Not to mention getting off with both Lucius and Severus - at the same time !!!

New year\'s Party at ministry is usually very dull and very formal. You end up seated boy girl, boy girl, and you talk to the person on your left for one course, and then the person to your right for the next course. Ended up seated between Lucius and Severus - thank you thank you god.

Soup course - talking to Lucius. Complimented me on appearance, accompanied by facial expression that can only be called a leer. Then said he was particularly impressed with my necklace, could he have a closer look. Cue for plenty of \'accidental\' touches to neck and breasts. Very smooth.

Fish course - talking to Severus. Stammered and stuttered and trying to look anywhere but at breasts. Laid hand on his thigh and leaned forward so he could get better view. He took the hint, started sweating, and then blurted out a query as to whether they would fall out. Mentioned that there was a charm on the bodice and leaned even further forward to demonstrate. Very gratifying result and renewed acquaintance with Not-so-little-Severus.

Main course - talking to Lucius again. Chatting away about the shocking quality of the wine, superiority of Malfoy vintages from French estates, oh do tell me more Lucius. Copied Pansy at her most arch. Normally despise eyelash fluttering but suspect Lucius old fashioned (sexist, chauvinist pig) and prefers his girls girly. Result - one hand inserted into slit of skirt under cover of napkin.

Bastard limited his actions to subtly circling his fingers on inner thigh, but bearing in mind recent discovery that am screamer probably for the best.

Dessert course - talking to Severus again. Lucius having removed hand. Conversation limited to where - his rooms to avoid interruptions by Ron; when - hour after return to allow people to settle down for the night; and his suggestion that he would like to remove dress from me piece by piece.

Thought party would never bloody end! News of break up had apparently spread, presumably by Ron himself as Pansy was cooing her sympathy at him. May admit that certain Slytherins have certain attractive qualities, but fail to see any evidence of them in Pig-face. And can attest that as of a couple of days ago bes des do not have mfun,fun, bushy haired brunettes do.

After dancing with Harry and Draco a couple of times, I slipped away into one of the private rooms for some peace and quiet.

Not what I got.

What I got was a very excitable Severus shutting the door and pinning me against the wall, and kissing me like a wild thing. He gave a groan and told me he couldn\'t wait any longer. He scrabbled at the skirt, found the slit, and plunged his hand in. There was a shocked pause when he realised that I was going commando - Ginny said it would ruin the line of the dress if I wore anything beneath but I suspect she had something like this in mind all along. He fumbled at his own clothes, and then in a manner unfortunately reminiscent of Ron\'s fumblings, started poking around. After a couple of seconds he realised it wasn\'t going to work, swore sulphurously, and put his hand in his pocket to find his wand and cast a quick levitation spell.

Once raised a couple of inches to take into account the disparity in heights he slid home. There was a couple of fraught panting moments whilst he fought to keep control, and then he was crushing repeatedly against the wall. He has impressive stamina for an old guy - probably for a young guy too - but in this case it wasn\'t required, for within moments I was making some very odd gurgling noises as I came. Fortunately I remembered that he hadn\'t cast any silencing charms. A couple of iculicularly energetic thrusts later and he too had peaked.

We leaned against each other struggling to catch our breath. Then he tucked himself away, cast a quick cleaning spell over both of us and we were heading back out to the party. Good job, Ginny would kill me if I got this dress dirty.

Wonder what muggles do in similar circumstances. Must get a bit messy.