100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,819
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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Ron Weasley Must Die
Ronald Weasley was a player.
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Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were married two years after Voldemort\'s defeat. Ron became a famous Quidditch player while Hermione went on to become a Charms and Potions Mistress. He was the braun and her the brains in their relationship. She was also the beauty. Her wild mane of hair had finally tamed down into soft golden brown ringlets and her skin had taken on a bronzed look from being dragged to all of Ron\'s Quidditch matches. Ron was the envy of everyone....including one Potion\'s master Proffessor turned Headmaster Severus Snape.
But Ron was not happy with his marriage. Other than at matches and on weekends he hardly ever saw his beautiful bride for she had taken a teaching job at Hogwarts as the new Potions Proffesor. (She and Severus had become very close friends in the short time that she worked with him, and he would often drop by her labs just to watch her work.) So what did Ron decide to do? Instead of deciding to go to the school to see Hermione when he had free time and she no longer had classes for the day, he decided to take up a mistress....or four.
One evening Hermione was feeling slightly ill so she asked Severus to take her last 2 classes of the day and she went home early. When she walked in the house was strangely silent. This seemed odd to Hermione since she knew Ron to be at home as his broom and boots were left on the porch. She figured Ron was probably just taking a nap and that she wanted a nice relaxing bath before going to surprise Ron. As she climbed the stairs she heard a very definite female giggle coming from the direction of the bedroom and decided to investigate.
She pushed open the door with her wand drawn and the sight that met her eyes had her seeing crimson....Pansy "pug-face" Parkinson was kneeling on the bed as Ron pounded into her from behind. Hermione didn\'t stop to think before raising her wand towards Ron and shouting
AVADA KEDAVRA
The green light hit Ron just as he started to shoot jet after jet into Pansy\'s cunt and as it seeped down her thighs it had a greenish glow to it. Ron and Pansy both collapsed onto the bed dead from the curse.
*Well that took care of two birds with one stone now didn\'t it?*
Hermione turned on her heel and flooed to Severus\'s office to wait for him to return.
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A/N- ok so it\'s probably not very good. But it\'s my first time actually writing this sort of story. I love to read HP fanfics but I\'ve never actually written any. I love Ms_Figg though and thought that I should give this a try. So thanks for reading and if it\'s no good then I won\'t write any more like this.
xx kisses from the Naughty one xx
Lady Naughty Fairie
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Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were married two years after Voldemort\'s defeat. Ron became a famous Quidditch player while Hermione went on to become a Charms and Potions Mistress. He was the braun and her the brains in their relationship. She was also the beauty. Her wild mane of hair had finally tamed down into soft golden brown ringlets and her skin had taken on a bronzed look from being dragged to all of Ron\'s Quidditch matches. Ron was the envy of everyone....including one Potion\'s master Proffessor turned Headmaster Severus Snape.
But Ron was not happy with his marriage. Other than at matches and on weekends he hardly ever saw his beautiful bride for she had taken a teaching job at Hogwarts as the new Potions Proffesor. (She and Severus had become very close friends in the short time that she worked with him, and he would often drop by her labs just to watch her work.) So what did Ron decide to do? Instead of deciding to go to the school to see Hermione when he had free time and she no longer had classes for the day, he decided to take up a mistress....or four.
One evening Hermione was feeling slightly ill so she asked Severus to take her last 2 classes of the day and she went home early. When she walked in the house was strangely silent. This seemed odd to Hermione since she knew Ron to be at home as his broom and boots were left on the porch. She figured Ron was probably just taking a nap and that she wanted a nice relaxing bath before going to surprise Ron. As she climbed the stairs she heard a very definite female giggle coming from the direction of the bedroom and decided to investigate.
She pushed open the door with her wand drawn and the sight that met her eyes had her seeing crimson....Pansy "pug-face" Parkinson was kneeling on the bed as Ron pounded into her from behind. Hermione didn\'t stop to think before raising her wand towards Ron and shouting
AVADA KEDAVRA
The green light hit Ron just as he started to shoot jet after jet into Pansy\'s cunt and as it seeped down her thighs it had a greenish glow to it. Ron and Pansy both collapsed onto the bed dead from the curse.
*Well that took care of two birds with one stone now didn\'t it?*
Hermione turned on her heel and flooed to Severus\'s office to wait for him to return.
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A/N- ok so it\'s probably not very good. But it\'s my first time actually writing this sort of story. I love to read HP fanfics but I\'ve never actually written any. I love Ms_Figg though and thought that I should give this a try. So thanks for reading and if it\'s no good then I won\'t write any more like this.
xx kisses from the Naughty one xx
Lady Naughty Fairie