100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,816
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Complete Nonsense
The battle was over. Harry was victorious. And, miraculously, Severus Snape had survived.
Unfortunately, Harry had no idea what to do with himself.
He looked at his best friend, Ronald Weasley.
"What should we do now?" he asked.
Ron shrugged.
Suddenly, inspiration struck Harry like a sackful of Galleons. "Let\'s go bother Snape!"
Ron\'s face lit up. "Right-o!"
The pair looked over and saw their former professor, introducing himself to some of the revelers in the Great Hall. "I am Snape, the Potions Master."
Harry grinned at his friend. "Ready? Let\'s go bother him!"
Harry and Ron crept stealthily over to Snape and immediately pounced.
"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" they cried in unison, batting at Snape playfully with their eerily-loose limbs.
"Get off! Get off! Ahh!" Snape cried, toppling over onto the ground. After all he had gone through that day, this was the last thing he needed!
"Wee hee, that was fun!" Ron exclaimed when he and Harry had finally backed off.
"I liked the part where he stopped moving!" Harry told him, grinning.
Ron paused for a moment, seemingly thoughtful. "Let\'s do it again!"
"Oh, no," Snape murmured.
"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
Mustering up all of the strength he had, he threw his two idiotic students off of him and turned his wand on Ron. He had enough with that incessant, high-pitched voice (and also knew better than to try and take on the man who had just defeated the most powerful sorcerer in the world.)
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" he cried as a jet of green light engulfed Ron and he fell, limp, to the floor.
Hermione sauntered over and stared down at Ron\'s lifeless form. "He bothered you, didn\'t he?"
"Yes...he pushed my buttons a bit too far that time."
"Hm..." Hermione huffed. "I don\'t blame you. By the way, will you be requiring an apprentice next term, Professor?"
Harry stood, gaping as Hermione walked out of the Great Hall, deep in conversation with the man who had just killed his best friend and her boyfriend!
"It\'s a world gone mad," Harry murmured to no one in particular.
THE END!
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Disclaimer: I do not own any characters featured in the above story. I also do not own the Potter Puppet Pals, where a good chunk of this story came from. They belong to Neil and Emmy Cicierega and any others that I may not be aware of. If you are unfamiliar with the Potter Puppet Pals, then you have lived in a sad, sorry existence until now. Go to www.potterpuppetpals.com
A/N: I apologize for this complete lack of anything constructive. I think I may have lost a few brain cells writing this, and I apologize if any of you have, also. But this was too amusing of a challenge for me not to participate in, even though I don\'t usually write this ship. Thank you, Ms_Figg, everyone else who has already contributed, and good luck to all of the other writers planning to add their own literary genius!
Unfortunately, Harry had no idea what to do with himself.
He looked at his best friend, Ronald Weasley.
"What should we do now?" he asked.
Ron shrugged.
Suddenly, inspiration struck Harry like a sackful of Galleons. "Let\'s go bother Snape!"
Ron\'s face lit up. "Right-o!"
The pair looked over and saw their former professor, introducing himself to some of the revelers in the Great Hall. "I am Snape, the Potions Master."
Harry grinned at his friend. "Ready? Let\'s go bother him!"
Harry and Ron crept stealthily over to Snape and immediately pounced.
"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" they cried in unison, batting at Snape playfully with their eerily-loose limbs.
"Get off! Get off! Ahh!" Snape cried, toppling over onto the ground. After all he had gone through that day, this was the last thing he needed!
"Wee hee, that was fun!" Ron exclaimed when he and Harry had finally backed off.
"I liked the part where he stopped moving!" Harry told him, grinning.
Ron paused for a moment, seemingly thoughtful. "Let\'s do it again!"
"Oh, no," Snape murmured.
"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
Mustering up all of the strength he had, he threw his two idiotic students off of him and turned his wand on Ron. He had enough with that incessant, high-pitched voice (and also knew better than to try and take on the man who had just defeated the most powerful sorcerer in the world.)
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" he cried as a jet of green light engulfed Ron and he fell, limp, to the floor.
Hermione sauntered over and stared down at Ron\'s lifeless form. "He bothered you, didn\'t he?"
"Yes...he pushed my buttons a bit too far that time."
"Hm..." Hermione huffed. "I don\'t blame you. By the way, will you be requiring an apprentice next term, Professor?"
Harry stood, gaping as Hermione walked out of the Great Hall, deep in conversation with the man who had just killed his best friend and her boyfriend!
"It\'s a world gone mad," Harry murmured to no one in particular.
THE END!
___________________________
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters featured in the above story. I also do not own the Potter Puppet Pals, where a good chunk of this story came from. They belong to Neil and Emmy Cicierega and any others that I may not be aware of. If you are unfamiliar with the Potter Puppet Pals, then you have lived in a sad, sorry existence until now. Go to www.potterpuppetpals.com
A/N: I apologize for this complete lack of anything constructive. I think I may have lost a few brain cells writing this, and I apologize if any of you have, also. But this was too amusing of a challenge for me not to participate in, even though I don\'t usually write this ship. Thank you, Ms_Figg, everyone else who has already contributed, and good luck to all of the other writers planning to add their own literary genius!