Transfer Students

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Chapter 5- The Halloween Ball

\"How is everyone this morning? No hang-overs I hope.\" said Leigh cheerfully as she entered the common room the next day. \"Nope, no hang-overs, everybody is clear-headed and awaiting your arrival in the Great Hall, Mon Capitan.\" laughed Eric. \"Oh shut up!\" she said yawning. \"Did I show you the pictures I developed from over the summer?\" asked Eric with a smile. \"No, let me see,\" she said trying to snatch the pictures out of his hand. \"Not so fast. Say please.\" he smiled. \"Please. Now give \'em to me!\" she laughed. \"Gimme a hug first.\" he said with a smirk. \"Fine,\" she said taking hold of him and hugging tightly. \"Now, give \'em up!\" she said stepping back from him with her hand outstretched. He gave up the pictures and they both took a seat on the couch in front of the fire.

Unbeknownst to them, a certain black-haired, green-eyed Gryffindor was watching them from the portrait hole. \"Sorry to interrupt,\" Harry said sheepishly,\" I forgot my potions textbook.\" Leigh and Eric quickly moved to opposite sides of the couch. \"Well, let\'s get on down to the Great Hall, shall we?\" said Eric as rose from the couch. \"I\'ll just nip upstairs to get my book, be right back.\" Harry said hastily. He went quickly upstairs and grabbed his book. Upon re-entering the common room, Eric and Leigh voices were suddenly muted. \"Well, let\'s go then.\" said Eric quickly. Leigh and Harry followed Eric down to the Great Hall in total silence.

Just before entering the hall, Harry took hold of Leigh\'s arm and pulled her
aside letting Eric enter alone. \"What was that all about?\" he asked
inquisitively. \"What are you talking about?\" she replied innocently. \"You and
Eric were quite chatty up in the common room just now.\" he replied crisply.
\"Yeah, so, we\'re friends.\" she smiled. \"Well, so are Ron and me, but you don\'t see me asking him for a hug, do you?\" he hissed. \"Oh, is my Harry jealous?,\" she laughed,\" Well, you don\'t need to be. There is nothing between me and Eric anymore.\" she smiled. \"Anymore? You\'ve dated before?\" he asked curiously. \"Yeah, but it didn\'t work out, so let\'s just leave it alone, okay?\" she replied. \"Are you sure?\" he asked. \"Or course I am,\" she smiled. She grabbed his shirt collar and brought him closer to her,\" Although, your jealousy is quite a turn-on,\" she purred in his ear, then kissed him hungrily. \"Remind me to be jealous more often!\" he laughed. She kissed him once more, and then they set off for breakfast at last.

\"Ah, there you are! Can\'t even make it to breakfast without a quick snog, eh Potter?\" laughed Marcy. Harry smirked and took a seat next to Ron. \"I wouldn\'t be talkiing if I were you Stern, I saw you and Gribly sneek off to the library quite early this morning.\" laughed Eric. \"W-we were studying!\" blushed January. \"Yeah, what were you studying? The Kama Sutra?\" laughed Aileen. \"Alright, enough of this, let\'s just eat in peace. I don\'t wanna hear anymore about your sexcapades.\" snorted Jared. \"What\'s the matter Kelley, is Granger not giving you any?\" laughed Sebastian. \"That\'ll be 10 points from Gryffindor for your smart tongue, Kinsley!\" hissed Hermione. \"Serves you right!\" snickered Lavendar as his
side. \"Maybe it Kelley who\'s not giving it up! Or getting it up!\" laughed
Sebastian loud enough for everyone to hear. Jared\'s face turned bright red, as did Hermione\'s. \"Alright guys, calm down. No need to get upset. There better not be anymore than kissing going on between anyone, seeing as though we\'ve only just met,\" Leigh laughed,\" Jesus Sebastian, we\'ve only been here barely 3 days and already you\'re making enemies!\" Leigh hissed across the table. \"Is it just me, or do you think that these relationships are progressing at an alarmingly fast pace too?\" whispered Leigh to Harry. \"I doubt anyone has gotten anymore physical than you and I. Well, besides Jeannie that is.\" Harry laughed. The Gryffindor table ate in silence for the next ten minutes, before heading off to their classes.

\"Who have we got this morning?\" asked Ron as he came up behind Leigh and Harry. \"Don\'t you ever consult your schedule? We have Snape this morning!\" Leigh laughed. \"Oh yeah, I bet you\'re eager to get to class then, eh Porter?\" laughed Ron. Leigh punched him lightly on the shoulder and he laughed. They chatted about Quidditch exitedly on the way to the dungeons. \"Hey guys, wanna something funny?\" asked Leigh with a smirk. \"I don\'t know, you have a sadistic sense of humor.\" laughed Harry. \"Just follow me in, and take your seats. It\'ll be funny.\" she laughed. They did as she said, and watched her sneak up behind Snape as he was writing that day\'s lecture on the board. \"Oh professor,\" she purred as she snaked an arm around his waist. He jumped at her touch and spun
around quickly. \"What is it Porter?\" he growled. \"I just wanted to say Hi, and
that I\'ve been thinking about you a lot lately.\" she replied seductively. \"Get
in your seat now. That\'ll be 20 points from Gryffindor for that innapropriate nonsense!\" he hissed angrily at her. She just laughed and joined Harry at his table.

The rest of the class was uneverntful, except for Neville\'s cauldron melting.
Snape took 25 points from Gryffindor, but didn\'t berate Neville, much to
everyone\'s surprise.

\"You are too much.\' laughed Ron as they exited the dungeons. \"Thank you!\" smiled Leigh. \"Great, we have Care of Magical Creatures next!\" said Harry enthusiastically. \"What\'re you so excited about? I heard that class was quite a handful.\" asked Leigh with a raised brow. \" It can be, but at least we get to talk to Hagrid. I\'ll introduce you two. He just got back from Romania.
Dumbledore let him go visit Norbert there.\" explained Harry. \"Norbert?\" she
asked warily. \"I\'ll tell you on the way.\" he replied.

\"Hey guys, How are yeh?\" asked the gentle giant. \"Great and you?\" Ron replied happily. \"Not bad,\" he smiled and noticed Leigh standing next to Harry. \"And \'Oo might you be?\" he asked with a wink at Harry. \"Leigh Porter, nice to meet you sir.\" she smiled brightly. Her hand looked the size of a golfball in Hagrid\'s massive hand. The rest of class was spent filling the American students in on the trio\'s adventures. Although some stories were rather embarassing, Harry and Ron would rather reminisce on old times than deal with any new creatures Hagrid might\'ve brought back from Romania.

Weeks passed with no major problems. The Americans succeeded in losing more points from Gryffindor, leaving them in last place for the House Cup. The brits didn\'t seem to mind much, seeing as though they were having to much fun to care. Leigh and her friends had introduced Harry to some mixed drinks that were popular amongst their peers in America.

\"This one is called a Blowjob. Only the girls do this one. It\'s Butterscotch
Snapps, Bailey\'s Irish Cream, and whip cream ladies. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back. There should be no whip cream left when you\'re done.\" said Leigh. Leigh demonstrated how to take the shot while everyone watched. {Gods, that was sexy} thought Harry happily. \"Don\'t worry boys, I\'m not going to leave you out. This next one is called a Buttery Nipple with a Cherry Kiss, it\'s got Butterscotch Snapps, Bailey\'s Irish Cream, cherry liqeur and a cherry at the bottom. Bottoms up, boys.\" laughed Leigh.

\"You know what would loosen up Ol\' Snape? A Screaming Orgasm!\" smiled Leigh. Harry nearly choked on his Buttery Nipple,\" What-are-\" he sputtered. \"It\'s a drink Harry,\" she laughed,\" It\'s Bailey\'s Irish Cream, Triple Sec, and Cognac. It\'s not bad. We should spike the punch for the Halloween Ball,\"she laughed. \"What? Do you want to get expelled or something?\" asked Ron finishing his Buttery Nipple. \"Sounds good to me!\" laughed Hermione. \"Hermione, I think you\'ve had one too many blowjobs! Have you gone nutters? Hello, you\'re Head Girl, you\'re not supposed to agree to get a professor drunk!\" said Ron, shocked at her approval of the plan. \"Ugh, firstly, I\'ve only had one blowjob. Secondly, I have not gone batty. Thirdly, I know I\'m Head Girl. Fourthly, I think Snape would benefit from a night of fun. Also, I shouldn\'t be drinking either, but you dont see me stopping, do you?\" she replied smugly. \"Yeah, what made you decide to have fun all of a sudden? You\'ve never joined us in our extracurricular activities before this year.\" smiled Ron. \"Well, if you must know, my cousin visited over the summer and dragged me away from my schoolwork. She showed me that there was more to life than just books.\" she scoffed. \"But I still manage to get all my work done properly, don\'t I? You could benefit from an afternoon n the library, Ron.\" she laughed. \"Whatever, so who is going to liven up the punch then?\" he smirked. \"I will, duh, it was my idea!\"lad Led Leigh,\"Hmm....maybe a bottle or two of tequila will help Ol\' Snape forget that he is a big-nosed greasy jerk!\" she smiled. They finished their plan(aptly named Operation: Tequila) and headed off to bed.

Two weeks passed and it was finally Halloween. \"So, you make sure you distract Dobby while I pour the tequila in, ok?\" said Leigh with a smirk. \"Aye Aye, Captain!\" replied Harry as he saluted Leigh. The two of them snuck into the kitchens and quickly spotted Dobby hovering over the large punch bowl, pouring in the last bit of sugar. \"Hey Dobby, how are you?\" said Harry, quickly grabbing Dobby\'s attention. Dobby rambled on about the new socks he had just finished knitting on his day off. Unbeknownst to the tiny elf, a pretty blonde-haired Gryffindor was adding a little excitement to the punch behind him. Leigh quickly gave Harry the thumbs-up indicating that she was finished. \"Well, I ought to get going Dobby. I have to prepare for the ball tonight.\" Harry said quickly. \"Yeah, we can\'t wait to taste your punch!\" said Leigh with a smile. Dobby jumped at her words,\" Oh my, Dobby didn\'t know you was here miss. Nice to see you again.\" he chuckled(Harry and Leigh had often snuck down to the kitchen for midnight snacks that Dobby was more-than-happy to make for them). \"You too Dobby, we have to go, see you later!\" Leigh replied, dragging Harry out of the door. \"This is going to
be great!\" laughed Leigh.

*30 minutes later* Harry and Leigh entered the Great Hall along with their
fellow Gryffindors. \"Look, Snape is going over to the punch bowl!\" snickered
Leigh as she pointed to their greasy-haired Professor. Snape sniffed the drink, then took a sip, his lips pursed and he muttered something about Dobby\'s addiction to sugar. \"How much Tequila did you add to the punch, Leigh?\" asked Ron plainly. \"5 bottles,\" she laughed. \"Jesus Leigh, don\'t you think they\'d notice a strong smell, surely the taste at least!\" said Hermione flabbergasted. \"A simple charm I discovered takes away the smell and taste, but not the effects.\" she smirked. \"Ah-ha, you are truly wicked, you know that Porter!\" said Ron giving her a high-five. \"Well then, who woud like a cup of punch?\" she smiled evilly. They all raised their hands energetically. \" Okay, on-ward....to the punch bowl!\" she said leading to the punch.

\"I think there\'s something a little off about this punch, old man!\" hissed Snape taking another gulp,\"But I like it.\" he finished with a hiccup. \"Ah, Severus, can\'t believe you came. Finally pulled the stick from your ass, I see!\" laughed Dumbledore. Snape just laughed and downed the rest of his punch.

\"Whoa, did you see that? This is great!\" laughed Neville. \"Priceless,\" laughed Dean.

Dumbledore and McGonagall suddenly stepped out onto the dance floor as the \"Macarena\" starting playing(Leigh had convinced the headmaster to charm her stereo equipment to work inside of Hogwarts). It was quite a sight to see them shaking their butts on the dance floor. After taking a few sips of their punch, the students soon joined in.

\"Watch this, getting someone drunk on my charmed tequila is like feeding them Veritaserum. Let\'s see what Snape truly thinks of us.\" said Leigh as she motioned for the group to follow her.

\"Hello professor, how are you tonight?\" said Leigh smiling. \"Great!You?\" he
smiled drunkenly. \"Not bad at all. We were wondering if you might give us a
little insight as to your thoughts of us.\" she smiled politely. \"Shhhure,
anythwing for my fathrit studints!\" he slurred,\" Mish Porter, I believe you to
be quite knowlellible about potions, and quite seckshy. That night you kished me, I got rather eckshited,\" he smiled. \"I know,\" she laughed. \"Mr. Pooter, I mean Potter sorry, I belief you to be quite good at potions ass well. I only gif you a hard time because you were shorted into Gryffiedor instead of Sliterin. Mr. Weashley, you\'re not great at potions, but not horrible. I don\'t lick you because of your flaming red hair, it irritates me so. Granger, what can I shay? You annoy the shit oot off me because of your Know-it-all attitude, but besides that you are otherwishe tolerabable.\" \"Ah, thank you very much rofessor, have a good evening.\" said Leigh politely, trying to stifle a giggle. \"No prob-\" started Snape, but suddenly passed out, his head hitting the table in front of him.

\"You think he\'ll be alright?\" asked Hermione, as they walked away from the
professor\'s table. \"Who cares?\" laughed Ron. They joined the rest of the
students and staff on the dance floor and had a great time(getting quite drunk themselves).

\"It\'s late, let\'s get to bed. Tomorrow is gonna be a long day. I would hate to
be the person who has to wake up Snape in the morning, all these people are going to have one huge headache.\" laughed Leigh. They all agreed to call it a night and head off to bed. Sleep came fast for the seventh year Gryffindors.