The Simultaneous Question

A/N: Please R&R. WARNINGS: Slash. Disclaimer: I don't know Harry Potter. Blessed Be J.K. Enjoy!

Boom!

Boom! The walls, shook, from somewhere in the bowels of the house. The mug tree toppled and china tea cups smashed all over the kitchen floor, dust and owl feathers drifted down of the ceiling rafters. Hedwig squawked angrily at the rude awakening.

The two Hogwarts professors sitting at the small oak table stared at each other for a moment then bolted for the stairs. Thick green smoke bellowed up the stairs and out the door, hanging on only one of its hinges.

"Shit!"

The potion's professor, exclaimed recalling the potion he'd left brewing on the heat. Holding their breath the couple bounded downwards into the darkness. Quickly opening the windows, allowed the smoke more escape routes.

Once the cloud lifted, it reviled an ashen faced young man, sitting on the floor, crying.

"Harry, what did you do!?"

Remus asked crouching on the sticky black stone floor, to see that he was unharmed.

"I was just sob cleaning"

He cried, holding up a feather duster with one feather remaining.

"Oh, hunny"

Lupin gushed, picking him up as best he could and cuddling him.

"Severus!"

Remus snapped at the long haired man, expectantly.

"Humph"

Was the only response, he gave for his destroyed work.

"I didn't sob , mean too sob Severus please!"

Harry wailed between sobs at his angry lover, who was glaring at the bench were his cauldron was a melted puddle of pewter.

Remus tried, when the taller man glanced angrily at the couple on the floor.

"You know, it was an accident?"

Snape nodded a little, then smirked looking away again, trying not to laugh at his partner, when he was trying to be angry with him. Harry looked from his raven haired lover with shoulders shaking, to the shorter man holding him in his arms with a sparkly in his eye, biting his lip.

"GUYS!"

Harry yelled, fresh tears of humiliation making streaks in the sticky ash on his cheeks.

"Harry I..."

The werewolf tried but couldn't speak and not laugh out loud at the same time.

"I'm sorry but..."

Snape gasped for air before continuing.

"...But your eyebrows!"

He gave up his silent laughter and doubled over holding his stomach. Remus caved releasing him embrace and covered his face with his hands and shook with muffled laughter. Harry slowly raised a hand to his face.

"Noooooo"

He wined, when he felt his hairless eyebrows.

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