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Staff behaving badly
I own nothing, everything written is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.
This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.
I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review
Chapter 5.
POLITE NOTICE
The staff fun night will take place on the 18th of November the theme will be Muggle and Wizarding family games, the dress code is casual and you may bring your own alcohol if you wish.
Minerva Mcgonagal
Headmistress
Severus waited until his shower was full of steam before slowly removing his clothes and putting them in his wicker basket, just because the castle had house elves there was no need to act like a slob. He stepped under the hot running water and groaned in bliss as it began to work it's magic on his tired muscles, placing a large dollop of shower gel in his hand he began rubbing it over his wet skin, while imagining that it was Hermione's soft hand massaging the gel into a lather over his toned chest and abs, closing his eyes he allowed the fantasy to take over.
It was almost as if she was there with him, placing ghost kisses across muscled shoulders then down along his spine, Severus's hands moved down towards his cock and he began stroke it slowly up and down skimming the top with his thumb, the pace increasing as if he could feel her wet body pressed against his back with one arm wrapped tightly around him keeping him in place the other was pumping him faster and faster, he was close to release and her voice whispered in his head "Come for me Severus, show me how much you want me" pushing him over the edge, he came suddenly, her name escaping his lips in a low moan. After slumping against the cool wall of his shower cubicle for a few minutes he quickly finished showering, got out and tying a towel around his hips he went to peruse his wardrobe wondering what he should wear tonight, he smirked as he looked through his wardrobe contrary to the popular belief of his dunderheaded students he did have something other than black in there, finally settling on a dove Grey turtle neck sweater and teaming it with some black woolen trousers, after casting a drying spell on his hair he took a final look in the mirror, shrugged and set off to the staff room.
Hermione was sat playing cards with Sirius, Remus and Harry when he entered, she appeared to be entertaining them with a story or something as they were all laughing, as he walked past them to get a drink he listened in.
"Mia was on fire last night, at one stage the bouncers threatened to kick us out because she was dancing on the table top, but she managed to sweet talk him round to the point we had free drinks all night" said Harry.
"And how did you manage that kitten?"
Severus bit his tongue to stop himself from hexing Sirius, the no good mutt had no right to use flirtatious endearments with his witch, he knew he was being irrational but he couldn't help it.
"Well Pads I showed a large amount of cleavage, batted my eyelashes and promised to be a very good girl while innocently sucking on a pink lollipop, needless to say he wasn't impressed so I gave him Harry's number and hey presto free drinks all night." She turned round laughing and saw Severus staring intently at her.
Hermione looked over at him and subconsciously licked her lips because he looked down right edible in that turtle neck, she decided to go and challenge him to game, her inner minx was grinning wildly this was going to be fun.
"Hello Severus" she noted that his eyebrow raised a little at her using his first name but he held his ground, "I was wondering if you'd like to play a game with me? Gentleman's choice of course."
Harry came over and handed her a drink "A little tip, Hermione hates Wizard chess."
"Oh hush Harry, I'm sure Severus needs no help from you in choosing a game" she smacked his arm "Now scoot!"
She took a long sip of her drink "Mmmmm I needed that."
Severus eyed the brown chocolaty drink topped with whipped cream suspiciously "What exactly is it?"
She smiled "A multiple screaming orgasm, unfortunately I just don't get enough of them, so how about it Severus are you up for it?"
Hermione watched amused as Severus's mind tried to catch up with the conversation, "Have you decided if you want to play a game with me?
Severus cleared his throat "Sure it's not like I've anywhere else to be, I have a preference for chess is that ok?"
Hermione wasn't surprised that he'd chosen chess, the man ran the school chess club, but teamed with the fact he's Slytherin and he'd just been told that she hated chess it was a no brainer, still it was all apart of her long term goal to snag him. "That's fine by me I don't care what colour I am, it makes no difference."
She watched him smirk as he set up the board the black on his side mentally rolling her eyes at the obvious choice, so he thought this was going to be easy did he well he'd soon find out that while she may not be as good as him, you don't spend half of your life hanging around with someone as good at it as Ron without picking up a few tips.
"I presume you do know how to play or do I need to give you instructions?"
"Of course, I never play a game without reading and fully understanding the rules before hand, it saves time and makes for less arguments later on because I'm always right." she took another long drink looking him straight in the eye. "e2 to e4" let the game begin she thought.
"g8 to h6"
The game went on for at least half an hour till Severus's queen spectacularly decapitated Hermione's last remaining knight and held the king in checkmate her sword poised at his throat.
"Okay you win, tell your queen to back down"
"Obviously!" he tapped his wand on the board and addressed the piece in question "Well played my lady" the queen gave a low bow before ordering the rest of the pieces into the box, "This is my own personal chess set" he said to Hermione as way of explaining his behavior "So, would you like a rematch to win back your honor or try your luck at another game?, Ladies choice obviously" mimicking her words earlier.
"A different game would be most pleasurable, but what do I really want to play?" as she pretended to think about the question she spied Harry with a Scrabble board and grinned to herself, chess was ok but Scrabble was better and she was the best.
"Harry please could you bring that board over as I'm going to try and win my honor back from Sev," I'm not going to act confident she thought, lets lull him into a false sense of security and then hand him his arse on a plate. She looked across the table at him, he was looking pretty smug, swirling the amber liquid in his glass around he looked up caught her looking at him and smirked
"Smug bastard" she thought suddenly a naughty thought popped in her head making her inner minx do another happy dance.
Hermione knew exactly what she was saying and how it would sound to the rest of the room when she innocently said "Sirius honey please will you give me another Multiple screaming orgasm, nobody is able to do them just like you" Severus choked on his drink as the entire staffroom erupted in laughter. "Get your minds out of the gutter you're worse than the Yr 7 boys for smutty innuendos.
Harry jumped on the band wagon "You know Mia, they'd like to get in your endo" he ducked as she threw a cushion at him "What! That was funny and you know it, besides you've got to love me"
"Really? Since when?" she retorted in mock seriousness.
"Since I'm your best friend and I still have the Scrabble board, and since you're being mean I won't let you have it, so there!" he stuck his tongue out at her and pretended to sulk.
She rolled her eyes "Fine be a big girls blouse then, I'll do this the easy way, Accio Scrabble board" the board came over and landed lightly on the table, "You set up I'll get us fresh drinks and some nibbles" she winked at Severus "Sorry for the drama he can't help it."
Hermione went up to Harry whispered something in his ear, ruffled his hair affectionately and then grabbed a bottle of beer for herself and a fresh glass of firewhisky for Severus, as she walked past the table Harry, Remus and Sirius were sitting at she leaned over and grabbed the nachos on their table blowing them a kiss as she did so.
The three men just shook their heads in amusement at her, letting her get away with murder as usual Severus watched as the flirty witch walked towards him, her hips swaying naturally, how did she do it he wondered she had them eating out of the palm of her hand, and as far as he knew she'd never slept with either of the Marauders but he was sure if she'd offered they wouldn't turn her down, "Damn it to hell! Why the fuck is she interested in me now?, after I've spent the last three years being a right royal bastard to her, admittedly she's given as good as she got, why the change in her attitude?, why can't she see that she'll be better off with out me?why can't I resist those amber eyes, those perfect pouty lips that she chews when she's concentrating on something." Severus's internal ranting stopped as soon as she arrived back at the table, he sighed "I'm sorry Hermione but I've just remembered I have a appointment in Hogsmeade in half an hour, another time perhaps?" he watched the amusement fade from her eyes but she quickly put on a false facade.
"Of course Severus I understand fully, have a nice evening" unable to keep the facade up for long she placed the drinks and nachos on the table and quickly left the room.
Harry who had been watching the entire thing mouthed the word liar at him stood up and followed his best friend, meanwhile Sirius and Remus just looked at him as if he'd lost the plot, unable to stay in the room a moment longer, he left the castle and headed to the Hogs head for privacy and some in depth wallowing.
I own nothing, everything written is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.
This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.
I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review
Chapter 5.
POLITE NOTICE
The staff fun night will take place on the 18th of November the theme will be Muggle and Wizarding family games, the dress code is casual and you may bring your own alcohol if you wish.
Minerva Mcgonagal
Headmistress
Severus waited until his shower was full of steam before slowly removing his clothes and putting them in his wicker basket, just because the castle had house elves there was no need to act like a slob. He stepped under the hot running water and groaned in bliss as it began to work it's magic on his tired muscles, placing a large dollop of shower gel in his hand he began rubbing it over his wet skin, while imagining that it was Hermione's soft hand massaging the gel into a lather over his toned chest and abs, closing his eyes he allowed the fantasy to take over.
It was almost as if she was there with him, placing ghost kisses across muscled shoulders then down along his spine, Severus's hands moved down towards his cock and he began stroke it slowly up and down skimming the top with his thumb, the pace increasing as if he could feel her wet body pressed against his back with one arm wrapped tightly around him keeping him in place the other was pumping him faster and faster, he was close to release and her voice whispered in his head "Come for me Severus, show me how much you want me" pushing him over the edge, he came suddenly, her name escaping his lips in a low moan. After slumping against the cool wall of his shower cubicle for a few minutes he quickly finished showering, got out and tying a towel around his hips he went to peruse his wardrobe wondering what he should wear tonight, he smirked as he looked through his wardrobe contrary to the popular belief of his dunderheaded students he did have something other than black in there, finally settling on a dove Grey turtle neck sweater and teaming it with some black woolen trousers, after casting a drying spell on his hair he took a final look in the mirror, shrugged and set off to the staff room.
Hermione was sat playing cards with Sirius, Remus and Harry when he entered, she appeared to be entertaining them with a story or something as they were all laughing, as he walked past them to get a drink he listened in.
"Mia was on fire last night, at one stage the bouncers threatened to kick us out because she was dancing on the table top, but she managed to sweet talk him round to the point we had free drinks all night" said Harry.
"And how did you manage that kitten?"
Severus bit his tongue to stop himself from hexing Sirius, the no good mutt had no right to use flirtatious endearments with his witch, he knew he was being irrational but he couldn't help it.
"Well Pads I showed a large amount of cleavage, batted my eyelashes and promised to be a very good girl while innocently sucking on a pink lollipop, needless to say he wasn't impressed so I gave him Harry's number and hey presto free drinks all night." She turned round laughing and saw Severus staring intently at her.
Hermione looked over at him and subconsciously licked her lips because he looked down right edible in that turtle neck, she decided to go and challenge him to game, her inner minx was grinning wildly this was going to be fun.
"Hello Severus" she noted that his eyebrow raised a little at her using his first name but he held his ground, "I was wondering if you'd like to play a game with me? Gentleman's choice of course."
Harry came over and handed her a drink "A little tip, Hermione hates Wizard chess."
"Oh hush Harry, I'm sure Severus needs no help from you in choosing a game" she smacked his arm "Now scoot!"
She took a long sip of her drink "Mmmmm I needed that."
Severus eyed the brown chocolaty drink topped with whipped cream suspiciously "What exactly is it?"
She smiled "A multiple screaming orgasm, unfortunately I just don't get enough of them, so how about it Severus are you up for it?"
Hermione watched amused as Severus's mind tried to catch up with the conversation, "Have you decided if you want to play a game with me?
Severus cleared his throat "Sure it's not like I've anywhere else to be, I have a preference for chess is that ok?"
Hermione wasn't surprised that he'd chosen chess, the man ran the school chess club, but teamed with the fact he's Slytherin and he'd just been told that she hated chess it was a no brainer, still it was all apart of her long term goal to snag him. "That's fine by me I don't care what colour I am, it makes no difference."
She watched him smirk as he set up the board the black on his side mentally rolling her eyes at the obvious choice, so he thought this was going to be easy did he well he'd soon find out that while she may not be as good as him, you don't spend half of your life hanging around with someone as good at it as Ron without picking up a few tips.
"I presume you do know how to play or do I need to give you instructions?"
"Of course, I never play a game without reading and fully understanding the rules before hand, it saves time and makes for less arguments later on because I'm always right." she took another long drink looking him straight in the eye. "e2 to e4" let the game begin she thought.
"g8 to h6"
The game went on for at least half an hour till Severus's queen spectacularly decapitated Hermione's last remaining knight and held the king in checkmate her sword poised at his throat.
"Okay you win, tell your queen to back down"
"Obviously!" he tapped his wand on the board and addressed the piece in question "Well played my lady" the queen gave a low bow before ordering the rest of the pieces into the box, "This is my own personal chess set" he said to Hermione as way of explaining his behavior "So, would you like a rematch to win back your honor or try your luck at another game?, Ladies choice obviously" mimicking her words earlier.
"A different game would be most pleasurable, but what do I really want to play?" as she pretended to think about the question she spied Harry with a Scrabble board and grinned to herself, chess was ok but Scrabble was better and she was the best.
"Harry please could you bring that board over as I'm going to try and win my honor back from Sev," I'm not going to act confident she thought, lets lull him into a false sense of security and then hand him his arse on a plate. She looked across the table at him, he was looking pretty smug, swirling the amber liquid in his glass around he looked up caught her looking at him and smirked
"Smug bastard" she thought suddenly a naughty thought popped in her head making her inner minx do another happy dance.
Hermione knew exactly what she was saying and how it would sound to the rest of the room when she innocently said "Sirius honey please will you give me another Multiple screaming orgasm, nobody is able to do them just like you" Severus choked on his drink as the entire staffroom erupted in laughter. "Get your minds out of the gutter you're worse than the Yr 7 boys for smutty innuendos.
Harry jumped on the band wagon "You know Mia, they'd like to get in your endo" he ducked as she threw a cushion at him "What! That was funny and you know it, besides you've got to love me"
"Really? Since when?" she retorted in mock seriousness.
"Since I'm your best friend and I still have the Scrabble board, and since you're being mean I won't let you have it, so there!" he stuck his tongue out at her and pretended to sulk.
She rolled her eyes "Fine be a big girls blouse then, I'll do this the easy way, Accio Scrabble board" the board came over and landed lightly on the table, "You set up I'll get us fresh drinks and some nibbles" she winked at Severus "Sorry for the drama he can't help it."
Hermione went up to Harry whispered something in his ear, ruffled his hair affectionately and then grabbed a bottle of beer for herself and a fresh glass of firewhisky for Severus, as she walked past the table Harry, Remus and Sirius were sitting at she leaned over and grabbed the nachos on their table blowing them a kiss as she did so.
The three men just shook their heads in amusement at her, letting her get away with murder as usual Severus watched as the flirty witch walked towards him, her hips swaying naturally, how did she do it he wondered she had them eating out of the palm of her hand, and as far as he knew she'd never slept with either of the Marauders but he was sure if she'd offered they wouldn't turn her down, "Damn it to hell! Why the fuck is she interested in me now?, after I've spent the last three years being a right royal bastard to her, admittedly she's given as good as she got, why the change in her attitude?, why can't she see that she'll be better off with out me?why can't I resist those amber eyes, those perfect pouty lips that she chews when she's concentrating on something." Severus's internal ranting stopped as soon as she arrived back at the table, he sighed "I'm sorry Hermione but I've just remembered I have a appointment in Hogsmeade in half an hour, another time perhaps?" he watched the amusement fade from her eyes but she quickly put on a false facade.
"Of course Severus I understand fully, have a nice evening" unable to keep the facade up for long she placed the drinks and nachos on the table and quickly left the room.
Harry who had been watching the entire thing mouthed the word liar at him stood up and followed his best friend, meanwhile Sirius and Remus just looked at him as if he'd lost the plot, unable to stay in the room a moment longer, he left the castle and headed to the Hogs head for privacy and some in depth wallowing.