Naughty Thoughts

Chapter 5.


That night around the dining table Remus purposely pulled out the chair next door to him, for Hermione.

“Evening Hermione, come sit beside me and tell me how you are getting on?” Remus said.

“Hi Remus, I’m fine. I have been reading through some of the books we need for this year. Defence seems a lot deeper this year.” Hermione said taking some chicken and vegetables from the platter, and then poured rich chicken gravy over the vegetables.

“How’s your personal life Hermione? Getting on alright with your new room mate?” Remus said with a smirk worthy of his one lover.

Hermione’s thoughts turned to the memory of Malfoy wanking off in the bath, she felt herself blushing, taking a calming breath she laughed, “You have got to be joking Remus. Malfoy and me? No way! He’s far to immature.”

*Oh shit! Perhaps Severus is right. Or maybe she lusts after Severus. Okay I have to go along with Severus’s plan. Although I honestly do not detect any old magical residue.*

As the others all left the tables, Severus came to sit down pouring himself some pumpkin juice.

“More juice Lupin? Miss Granger?” Severus said.

“Please Snape, do you want some Hermione?” Remus asked.

“Yes please that would be good. Thank you Remus.” Hermione said and continued to eat her meal. Minutes later she lifted the cup and took a long sip of the cool juice.

No sooner had she done so than the tang of something else caught the back of her mouth. Cautiously she took another sip. “Remus is your juice alright?”

“Yes its fine.” Remus said feeling very guilty.

“Oh okay must be me.” Hermione said drinking the rest of her juice. Excusing herself from the table, she made her way to the library.

Once there she was greeted again by Tonks.

“Tonks back researching again? Can’t you find what you are looking for?”

“No I know what I am looking for when I come to Hogwarts, what are you looking for Hermione?”

“A potion that will protect the light from the Crucio curse.” Hermione answered. Looking shocked, then remembered the tang taste in her juice. “Who spiked my juice with Veritaserum?”

“I did Miss Granger. Why did you hex me the other day with a double hernia?” Snape asked having sealed the library.

“Because you and Tonks were shagging, Tonks how could you cheat on Remus. He deserves so much more.” Hermione said.

“Which is why you sent the Poison Ivy hex?” Tonks said, “Not because you want Remus or Severus for yourself.”

“No I want Malfoy and Harry! Going to get them to.” Hermione said going bright red.

“Hermione, Severus, Tonks and I are a triad. No one is cheating, we are together.” Remus said coming out from behind the bookshelf in the corner. “What did you mean about Harry and Malfoy? You want to make a triad too?”

“No Harry and Malfoy are shagging, Malfoy wanks off shouting his name. I watched that, and decided I want to join them in some fucking good sex.” Hermione blurted out, desperately trying to stop the words coming out.

“Hermione was it you who set the alarms off in St. John’s Wood?” Tonks asked.

“Yes. Okay yes it was me. I’m trying to make a potion, I told you.” Hermione said sitting down on the desk. “I’m sorry about hexing you I thought you were two timing Remus, with Severus.”

“How are you performing this magic?” Snape asked very curious about where her power was coming from, and the potion she was trying to make. “Also where are you making this potion?”

“I am on the Voldemort’s list for the first to be killed. I live in muggle England. I researched and found a way to take the tracing charm off myself and wand, just temporary when I need to. I have my own potions laboratory at the back of the wall in my wardrobe.”

“Hermione I don’t know whether to congratulate you, or deduct points from Gryffindor for being so foolish.” Remus said getting nods of agreements from his lovers.

“Why Remus, because I want to help the light? For working out a way to defend myself against Death Eaters etc., without having to go before a court to defend myself for using a wand? Just like Harry had to, when the he had to defend himself against the Dementors. Do you know what it is like to be dumped back into the muggle world every year, defenceless and not being able to research or even practice any defence charms?”

“Miss Granger I have to admit I had not considered how hard it must be for muggleborn to go back from Hogwarts every year. I can understand that someone with the need to learn, like yourself, must be very frustrated. However, you were protected, even if you do not realize it.” Severus said.

“Tell that to Harry. Two Dementors attacked him and his cousin. No one came. Plus, I performed that magic the night before Tonks came with her sidekick. I would have been dead if it had of been a Death Eater attack. As I have proved, wards can be altered.” Hermione said now feeling very angry at how they had tricked her.

*I aught to show them what I am capable of. Bugger it I bloody well will. Statues all but me, allowing me time to break free.* she thought the charm. Snape, Remus and Tonks went solid, all with a surprised expression on their faces.

Hermione quickly left the library and went to the heads rooms.

Coming awake Severus looked incredulous at what had happened. “How the hell did she do that?”

“I haven’t a clue. How long were we under the hex?” Tonks asked worried that she could have been defenceless for even a small amount of time.

“I think it’s partly our own fault. We should have asked Hermione straight out if and why she was performing such magic. She thought you two were cheating on me, and tried to stand for me. I rather like that, it means she respects my friendship.” Remus said. They quickly decided that they still had to talk to Hermione and went down to the Heads quarters.

Knocking on the door, they were greeted by Malfoy.

“Good evening,” he said nodding towards Severus.

“Evening Mr. Malfoy, as Miss Granger returned to her rooms?” Severus asked.

“Yes, she seemed rather angry. Do you want to come in?” Malfoy secretly rubbing his hands together, thinking Hermione was in trouble.

They entered the heads rooms and Remus called out to Hermione.

“Hermione please come down and talk to us. We apologise for what we did. But you have to realize we were worried at what was happening.”

“Bet you can’t say that again.” Tonks said quietly to Remus. “Come on Hermione, we need to talk.”

“What’s she done?” Malfoy asked, “I have to say she has been acting very odd. She hardly ever comes out of her rooms.”

Severus remembered how she had admitted about a private lab. *The potion could be invaluable to the light.* “Miss Granger we need to talk about the potion you are trying to brew. I have been working on the same type of formula, for the same reasons.”

They all looked up hearing a door opening. Hermione came on the galleried landing.

“You’ve been working on a idea for the same potion? For your own protection? Or for everyone fighting for the light?” Hermione asked ignoring the indignant smirk of Malfoy.

“Mr. Malfoy I need your sworn wizard oath that you will not speak of anything you hear within the next few minutes.” Severus asked.

To Hermione’s surprise Malfoy straight away gave his oath. “Perhaps you ought to come up.” Hermione said.

“Hermione no one can enter your rooms. Especially not Mr. Malfoy.” Tonks said, having been Head girl herself.

Hermione took out her wand said a incantation and looked back down at the four standing there, “You can come up now.” she said walking back into her room.

Carefully, fearful of getting hexed all four climbed the spiral staircase. Once all four were on the steps, they all looked at each other and shrugged.

“She’s so bloody annoying. How the hell is she able to do this magic?” Draco asked shaking his head in puzzlement.

“One word Draco, genius. Miss Granger might be annoying, and lately I could add very irritating.” Severus said pausing with smirk when he heard Tonks laughter, Remus also grinned. “But, she is a genius, which is remarkable considering just how long she has been in the wizarding world.”

Walking into the bedroom of Hermione’s, Severus instantly was drawn to the laptop computer. He walked toward it, and realized it was turned on. “How is she getting a computer to work in Hogwarts?” he literally asked himself. Malfoy looked around him, and saw the clothes closet was open. Looking in he shrugged at the way the few clothes were hung. *Muggles just don’t appreciate the art of clothing like a pureblood wizard.* he thought. Looking towards his Godfather he walked towards the small personal desk.

“Don’t touch that, it’s encrypted, only to my touch.” Hermione said standing in the walk in wardrobe entrance. Severus and Malfoy turned automatically.

“Where the hell did you come from Granger? You weren’t in there a second ago.” Malfoy said has he had just looked into the closet, and had not seen her, although he did not want to admit he had checked out her wardrobe.

“I have a extra room in my quarters.” Hermione said quickly checking the tapestry, relieved that it was just showing the runes. “If you want to come through.”

They walked into the closet and watched her put her palm flat out onto a stone wall. They then saw the wall disappear and walked into a very state of the art laboratory.

“How the hell do you get this, when I don’t?” Malfoy said very annoyed.

“I magicked it!” Hermione said with a shrugged.

Malfoy looked at his godfather who was shaking his head. “Miss Granger what happened the other evening in St. John’s Wood? Were you working on your potion?” Snape asked going over to the cauldron which was simmering gentle. From the colour he knew she was on the same track as him.

“I was trying to make a potion that would put up a shield for anyone who took it, against Crucio or other such hexes. I believe I was on course, when the potion exploded for no reason. Next morning I received a letter from Harry…” Hermione said taking out the letter, before she could Malfoy spoke.

“Oh Shit! The Sex sprite paid you a visit. Right?”

“Yes, and changed a barrier potion into a sensual potion. Because I was covered with the potion, I think my magic was changed.” Blushing she took a calming breath, “I know if anyone has had sex or had some sexual encounter or is going to one. I also hear and see things.”

“What bloody things? And why are you looking at us like that?” Malfoy asked worriedly.

“I’ll show you.” Hermione said returning to the bedroom, she waved a hand at the tapestry and then calmly sat down on her bed. Smirking at the pictures the tapestry started to show.

The others watching her, quietly turned and saw the tapestry.

“What the bloody hell is that?” Malfoy asked watching two wizards doing a position he never seen.

Severus, Remus and Tonks were fascinated at the position showing a triad at play.

Hermione grinned and felt very horny watching Malfoy, Harry and her in the same triad position.

“Hermione how are you doing this magic?” Tonks asked hoping Severus’s total recall brain was at that moment memorising every detail of what she was watching.

“I don’t really know. Some things just happen. For example Tonks, did you know that your awful partner Bognot Bevington likes to give Cornelius Fudge a blow job, during his time off. Also Malfoy when you turned up at Hogwarts, the Headmaster wasn’t busy working, but, was being sexually tortured by McGonagall?”

“Too much information Granger. Yuk! That is so wrong.” Malfoy said.

“Hermione are you sure about Bognot?” Tonks asked.

“Yes definitely.” Hermione said hoping Tonks didn’t want to prove it for her. Unfortunately Hermione was out of luck.

“Prove it to us.” Tonks asked.

“You and Severus were fucking in the library over Madam Pince’s desk, while, and I’m guessing here because he was in the shadows, Remus was wanking off watching. Malfoy wanked off the other day in the bath while thinking about my best friend.” Hermione said matter factually to the astonishment at the other four, who all was blushing.

“Granger I do not fancy Potter or Weasley. You are so wrong.” Malfoy said trying to cover for his lover.

Hermione shrugged and once more the tapestry altered to show Malfoy in the bath, shouting as he came, Harry’s name. All watched unable to take their eye’s off a orgasmic Malfoy.

“Alright turn the bloody thing off!” Malfoy shouted his face now the colour of beetroot. Then a thought came to him, and he smirked.

“Now I know why you shouted my name.” He said to the interest of the others who was also embarrassed, “You were finger fucking your clit and pussy, while watching me. Something you want to tell me Granger?”

The other three recalled her admission under Vestiserum and all grinned evilly.

Hermione shook her head at the triad. Malfoy caught the beseeching look Hermione gave to the triad.

“Uncle Severus, tell me what you know.” Malfoy ordered.