Resident Evil Neurosis

Disclaimers: I do not own Resident Evil or Harry Potter they are the sole property of Capcom/J.K. Rowling and other affiliated companies. Except for the characters I created.

Here's chapter two, sorry about chap one I took it off and revised it. Sig when I originally wrote the story it was just one long chapter (That's how I write all my stories), so I separated it into chapters. I apologize for any discrepancies; I got most of my information from cheatcodes and from watching walkthroughs on YouTube. Onwards to Chapter two:

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Previously on Resident Evil Neurosis:

Crash

Back it up, back it up

You got it, you got it

Put your hands up, put your hands up

Uhh huh, you got it

Drive back, baby do me fast in your car

I'm here when you crash into me real hard

Drive back, baby do me fast in your car

I'm here when you crash into me real hard

Gwen Stefani


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'Sirius Black you are a mystery' He thought as he leaned back against his seat. "Ahh peace in quiet at last…..Ulgh."

Oof!

'Timothy!' He seethed out internally.

"Oh yeah Enrico don't sit in the..." Sirius suddenly called out as he poked his head into the room. "….Never you mind." His second-in-command added as his face twisted into a grimace, before he carefully retracted his head from the room and fled down the halls.

"Sirius!" He swore from his place on the ground, his fists were raised in the air, a clear indication of his intention once he caught that deceptive lil con.

'Fucking mystery indeed more like a heart attack in disguise.' He ruefully thought as he allowed his body to fall down on the ground in mock defeat.


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"All right, you all know what to do we go in we hunt down the son of bitches responsible, if you see any dogs during your sweep I suggest that you leave the area quickly and quietly. And radio in for backup. Dogs hunt in packs and we are not aware of how many of them there are. We have less then fifteen hours to do a sweep of the area so keep your markers in place, it'll make extractions that much easier. If you get lost or unable to communicate with the rest of the team you get to an area with high visibility and wait for us, Dooley will be circulating the area."

"Is that understood?" He roared out.

"Yes sir, understood sir." They called out.

"Sirius." Enrico called out to his second-in-command.

Standing up the petite blonde strolled towards him, "Okay listen up…we….what…."

The helicopter begun to veer of course, Sirius flew towards the side and grabbed onto the helicopters door.

"Sirius!' Richard screamed out as he desperately tried to reach his friend from his strapped position.

"What's going on?" Enrico shouted, as he clunged onto one of the copters ceiling straps.

"Damn…engine failure. One of the fucking engines just blew out!" Dooley shouted over the roar of the swirling vessel. "I'm going to try to pull off an emergency landing." He squealed as he tried to pull at the rickety controls.

The door flew opened and Sirius fell through….

Oof!

Looking up Sirius found himself staring into the new recruit's eyes.

"Hold on sir…don…don't let go, please." She pleaded as she clunged onto is hands.

"You better not drop me rookie, or else I'll come back and kick you….ohh."

Sirius was lifted into the air easily by Kenneth; clinging onto both Rebecca and Sirius the large chemist pressed them against the side of the helicopter.

"Thanks Kenny." Sirius said, as Rebecca nodded her head in gratitude.

"No prob. Besides I'm enjoying this position quite a lot." He smugly replied. "Ménage-à-trois." He whispered towards Sirius.

"Perv….!" Sirius muttered underneath his breath.

"Okay we are landing hold on everyone." Dooley called out from in front of him, Edward straining besides him to help stabilize and control the helicopter.

Everyone jolted as they felt the helicopter land on the strip of shrubbery.

"Wahoo! Halle-Freaking-Luljah!" Timothy suddenly shouted, for once know one bothered to reprimand, seeing as they were all too happy to be alive.

"Is everyone okay?"Enrico asked as his eyes made a sweep over his subordinates. "Sirius…Sirius, where the fuck is Sirius?" He asked the disoriented and slightly confused crew.

"Over...here…!" a muffled voice squeaked out.

"What the, where did that voice come from."

"Don't know" Andrew wreaked one hand held to his aching temple.

"God?" Timothy asked with a delude expression on his face, his head swiveling sporadically as he searched for the source of the voice.

"God! You deluded moron…umph." The tirade was cut short…

Taking a deep breath Sirius attempted to call out for help, seeing as Kenneth had no interest in removing his person from their oxygen deprived bodies, "I said over….here. Kenneth can you get off your squishing us damn it." Sirius angrily replied from underneath Kenneth massive form.

Chuckling at his irritated superior Kenneth slowly pulled his body away from the two.

"Sweet mother of Jesus you bloody giant you could've squash to death, just by breathing!" Sirius cried out.

Holding up his hands Kenneth said, "Sorry, sorry sir." Though his voce still held amusement at Sirius ire.

"Sirius are you okay!" Richard worriedly asked a he ran towards him. He checked over every visible inch of his body looking for even a minuscule injury.

"I'm fine Rich, just bloody fine." Turning to Dooley he asked. "What's our location?"

"We are several kilometers from the original drop off point." Kevin begun to say, pausing briefly in his assessment as he looked at the different types of instruments lay out in front of him. "And the copter…"

"Yea, yeah I get the bleak picture. Okay Rico our ride is otherwise trashed, were going have to hoof it the rest of the way."

"All right Dooley you check over the helicopter and then come find us at our original destination. Were behind schedule so we won't have time to set up base, what the hell are you all standing there with that blank expression on your face suit up and locate all equipment!"

"Shit!" Kenneth suddenly cursed out.

"What's wrong Sullivan?" Enrico asked, obviously not use to hearing the man curse.

"The damn kit is missing." He bit out in reply.

"Which one?' Sirius asked, as he made his way towards Kenneth crouching form.

"We've lost the damn radio, the one we use to contact base." He whispered towards the youth next to him.

"Do we still have the markers and the prim…?" Sirius asked.

An arched eyebrow was Sirius only response.

"Forget it we already contacted them prior to and during our flight, despite our unprecedented descent. Once all the markers are set up we should be able to contact them." Sirius whispered back.

"Hey what's the hold-up?" Someone called out from behind.

Sighing to himself Sirius stood up and turned to his team, "Okay I've got bad news, we've lost the radio. But…but we still have the markers were just going to have to speed this up just a bit. We will be going to our original drop-off point. From there Enrico will split up the team, now each of us will carry a marker within our respected team. You will set up the markers after reaching a significant distance to assure that communication within the team continues. We are in a mountain region meaning that communication even with the help of the markers will be sparse, so please save the radios for real emergency." Sirius supplied to the team, they were obviously not pleased at the thought of lugging the heavy radio enhancers through the forest. "And not because you've lost your damn rabbit foot, only to remember that it was tied to your three week old underwear." He added as he stared right at Timothy.

"What they bring me good luck from being attacked." He replied.

"Huh, more like they scare away any attackers." Andrew snorted as he pushed his glasses up his nose.

"What did you say four eyes." Timothy barked out in anger.

"Ahh Andrew and Timothy thank you for volunteering."

"Volunteering for what!" They both asked at the same time.

"Why to carry the markers, you guys are so sweet." Sirius remarked in that sugary voiced.

"What…what…you can't be serious." Andrew sputtered.

"Yeah what four eyes said, no dice."

"Oh yes dice, you see did I not tell you Andrew to get contacts seeing as a loss of your glasses would impede the mission."

"But…but contacts irritates my ey…"

"Look I don't care if they make your eyes pop out. Use clear eyes our something. Matter fact here's a suggesting laser eye surgery. Understand because I won't allow your lack of vision to impede our missions." He sarcastically remarked.

"Yes sir." Andrew muttered out dejectedly.

"And you your always starting an argument, well guess what not only are you doing all our paperwork and carrying out whatever maintenance Kevin usually does for the helicopter. You both can sit in the filing room and organize our battle data. Oh and umm, don't forget to pick up the markers. Now off you go."

Timothy and Andrew had incredulous expression fixed upon their face, as they turned to stare at Enrico in hopes for a slight amount of mercy.

"You heard him, unless you want to add…"

At that tone of warning both Andrew and Timothy ran towards the markers and proceed to pull the exceedingly heavy equipment off the train.

"You could've told them that the transporter was in working condition." Enrico said as he leaned towards Sirius.

"Pssh, if their stupid enough to forget about it then why should I bother reminding them. Sirius remarked and agitation of his subordinates ongoing feud, "Besides I so do enjoy watching them struggle." He added with a cruel smile before turning his attention towards his remaining "victims", ahhh…..subordinates. "Okay move out team we've got some time to make-up, unless of course you need ample motivation."

He watched with a gleeful expression of the team quickly retreating forms. Nodding his head towards Kevin he hopped off the helicopter, the rookie followed his same motion and was rewarded with a salute from the pilot.

"Stay close rookie, this is where the fun really starts." Sirius drawled out before turning and disappearing into the surrounding shrubbery.


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Hey how do you like the chapter I know it's pretty short, but I wanted a chapter solely dedicated to the crash. Did any of you guys notice the not so subtle way Enrico was voicing out his disappointment at the state of the copter and their mission. And the whole underwear thing I had a friend in high school who believed in wearing an extremely old boxer to every game, on another note the oh so lucky draws did not stop them for suffering devastating loss after devastating lost.