Wizards and Duel Monsters COMPLETED

Chapter 5

The next morning found Bakura sneaking around the house, planning to 'woo' his Harry.

"This is so cute!" Yugi said from his spot on his and Yami's bed as he watched Bakura leave his and Yami's room.

"No, it's plain right scary, that's what it is," Yami muttered as he came out of the shower with just a towel around his waist (Authoress: Fellow fangirls/boys enter drooling here).

"Errr...Yami? You do know that with what Bakura's plan that everyone is going to be busy and that-" Yugi started only to suddenly find Yami on top of with a LARGE tube of lube and a LARGE blacked out bag.

"Last night Bakura gave all of us these toys so we could play with our little uke's for the day while he takes Harry out," Yami said with a lustful grin making Yugi blush.

Before Yugi could reply their came loud moans from all the bedrooms in the house but Harry's, from that room there was yells of 'BAKURA YOU DAMN PERVET!'

***With Harry and Bakura***

"But why won't you let me take you out!" Bakura asked with a pout that made him look almost like a four year old.

"I don't want you to spend money on me!" Harry yelled though his bedroom door to Bakura who was on the other side in the hallway.

"I wasn't planning to," Bakura's soft reply.

A shocked Harry opened the door "What?"

"I was just hoping to spend some time with you alone and if you want to we can treat each other so there would be no money issues," Bakura said, he sensed that he was starting to win but he didn't want to do anything stupid that might ruin his chance's.

Harry stood there for a few seconds, thinking it over when he finally made his discion "What about the others?"

"They said that they would be busy today so it was going to be only be me and you anyway, I just thought we could have some fun and keep each other company," Bakura said as he tried not to squirm under the green eye kitten's gaze.

Harry sighed and gave Bakura the look "Alright but if anything happens that I don't like we stop alright?"

"Agreed," Bakura said, looking like Christmas had come early.

It didn't take them long to get to their local shopping centre with Bakura's excitedly trying to get Harry to hurry up.

As they pulled into a car parking space, Harry was just about to get out of the car only to find that Bakura had pinched his crutches and was carrying him into the shopping centre.

"I can walk you know," Harry said as he tried to get out of Bakura's holed but failed.

Bakura grinned at some old ladies who was tutting at them in disgust at their behaviour "I know you can kitten but where here."

Harry 'eepped' as Bakura put him down on a nearby bench and gave Harry his crutches, allowing Harry to gain his bearings.

"So where are we going first?" Harry asked as they moved away from entrance and into the shop area.

"Where going to spice up our wardrobes!" Bakura said as he ran into 'The Blue Banana' (I don't own, it's a clothes shop in the nearest city to where I live so enter boring disclaimer here) leaving a shocked and amused Harry in his dust.

Harry looked around for help as he noticed that Bakura had left him with the bags they had brought to put their purchase in (which is a pain to do but it helps the environment). As Harry was about to try and pick up the bag an old feminine hand picked it up and gave it to him.

"Thank you madam," Harry said with a smile as he looked up at the old lady.

"It's alright dear, if you're going to be with that boy then you'll need all of the help you can get," the old lady said as she patted Harry on the head in a grandmotherly fashion and walked off to join her friends.

With a kind smile, Harry watched the old woman walk off then placed the bag (the other bags was in the bag) on his wrist as he made his way to 'The Blue Banana' shop that Bakura had disappeared into, though Harry didn't even get into the shop when he found Bakura sitting on the floor outside of the shop.

"What happened to you?" Harry asked with a raised eye brow.

"Old ladies," Bakura muttered along with some swear words in a different language (Harry thought that they sounded a lot like ancient Egyptian) "But I did manage to get you a few things for your wardrobe!"

Harry watched in shock as Bakura pulled out leather after leather that was skin tight with collars and studded bracelets.

"You know," Bakura said with a chestier cat grin "I'd really like to see you in this outfit."

Harry leant forward wanting to see this outfit that Bakura had gotten him but refused to take out of the bag though he knew he would regret it and when he saw it he knew he was right. The outfit was basically just strings of extremely clingy leather trousers and a top with collar that had 'Property of Bakura' on it.

Before Harry could yell at Bakura the same little old lady from before came up to them.

"Why dear I believe you've forgotten this, I don't know how it got into my bag," the old lady said as she gave Harry a piece of paper with 'Don't be afraid to call the police if anything happens with him'.

"T-t-thank you," Harry said as he tried not to laugh making the old lady coo happily...well until she turned to Bakura and saw what he was holding.

"You sex fiend! You could learn a few things from your friend here," the old lady said as she lectured Bakura "Now then I think you should-"

"I don't care what you think woman," Bakura said and then he stuck his tongue out. Happy with this Bakura was about to gather their shopping up and introduce Harry to a wonder of the world when the old woman grabbed his tongue with her fingers, gave it a good hard yank before letting go and then she hit him on the head with her handbag which just happened to have a couple of cooking weights in them.

"Now you behave young man," the old lady said to Bakura and then turned to Harry "Enjoy yourself dear."

As soon as they was sure the old lady was gone Harry burst out laughing as Bakura grumbled about 'crazy old ladies that's attacked him twice in one day'.

"Alright, a clothes shopping is over with!" Bakura said with a growl that made Harry start laughing again "I think it's time that we introduced you to Bakura's miracles of the world."

"Bakura's miracles of the world?" Harry asked in confusion then it all clicked as Bakura dragged him to a shop that said 'Sugar world' above the main entrance.

What happened next you ask? Well let's just say that it involved lots of sugar, old ladies hitting Bakura and cooing over Harry, lots of kinky clothes and Harry dragging Bakura into a message parlour and giving him a message.

The day past with lots of sugar eating, having dinner in the food court (Harry instead that he pay for it) and Bakura ended up carrying all of the bags. By the end of the day they had lots of fun, new stuff and Bakura (Authoress: Hugs Bakura stuff toy) had lots of bruises and bumps on him.

As the duo walked through the door of Yugi's house, Seto, Joey, Ryou, Yami, Yugi, Mailk and Mairk looked up to see them enter.

"What happened to you two?" Seto asked with a smirk.

Harry just said between laughs:

"Bakura is afraid of little old ladies!"

To be continued!