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Harry Potter AU/AR › Slash - Male/Male
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Harry Potter AU/AR › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
5,348
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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interlude a dream
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, Dr. suess's how the grinch stole christmas or House md.
Auther note: my mother passed away on the 9th of this month. So this story is on Hiatis for a littIe while. I might sparadically update.
like this little tid bit it just popped in my head wouldnt leave. I know its not much, and it hasnt been edited. but here you go hope you have a happy holiday, thankyou for reading hope you like,
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Interlude
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Dream sequence__________
It was a normal December morning at Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Well as normal as can be with Dr. House around. Speaking of Dr. Gregory House.
He was all snuggled in his office hidding from Cuddy, his bottle of beloved viccoden not that far from him. His minions hem-hem I mean team were all scattered around doing whatever Dr.Houses scary evil mind had came up with that day. It was during his planning of how to annoy Wilson for the hundreth bizzillionth time that week. When his office door slammed open and Draco Malfoy appeared in the doorway in a jingle elf costume.
House opened his mouth to say something but found he was unable, speechless perhaps for the first time.
Draco opened his pouty lips and began to sing
" You're a mean one Dr. House, You really are an heel,Your as cuddly as a cactus,you're as charming as an eel, Dr. House ,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Dr. House,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Dr. House,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Dr. House,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Dr. House ,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Dr. House ,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Dr. House ,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Dr. House ,With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Dr. House ,Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Dr. House ,You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Dr. House ,The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,'Stink, stank, stunk'!"
Dr. House justlaughed and popped a couple viccoden in his mouth. That was the funniest thing he had heard all week.
Draco took a bow and left.
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with a start Harry wakes up. That was very strange, maybe watching 'how the grinch stole christmas', and a 'house' marathon right after last night wasnt such a great idea. But he likes the idea of Draco in an elf costume. I will talk to Draco in the morning. He thinks before he reenters the land of nod.
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Auther note: my mother passed away on the 9th of this month. So this story is on Hiatis for a littIe while. I might sparadically update.
like this little tid bit it just popped in my head wouldnt leave. I know its not much, and it hasnt been edited. but here you go hope you have a happy holiday, thankyou for reading hope you like,
______________________
Interlude
-_______________
Dream sequence__________
It was a normal December morning at Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Well as normal as can be with Dr. House around. Speaking of Dr. Gregory House.
He was all snuggled in his office hidding from Cuddy, his bottle of beloved viccoden not that far from him. His minions hem-hem I mean team were all scattered around doing whatever Dr.Houses scary evil mind had came up with that day. It was during his planning of how to annoy Wilson for the hundreth bizzillionth time that week. When his office door slammed open and Draco Malfoy appeared in the doorway in a jingle elf costume.
House opened his mouth to say something but found he was unable, speechless perhaps for the first time.
Draco opened his pouty lips and began to sing
" You're a mean one Dr. House, You really are an heel,Your as cuddly as a cactus,you're as charming as an eel, Dr. House ,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Dr. House,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Dr. House,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Dr. House,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Dr. House ,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Dr. House ,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Dr. House ,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Dr. House ,With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Dr. House ,Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Dr. House ,You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Dr. House ,The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,'Stink, stank, stunk'!"
Dr. House justlaughed and popped a couple viccoden in his mouth. That was the funniest thing he had heard all week.
Draco took a bow and left.
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with a start Harry wakes up. That was very strange, maybe watching 'how the grinch stole christmas', and a 'house' marathon right after last night wasnt such a great idea. But he likes the idea of Draco in an elf costume. I will talk to Draco in the morning. He thinks before he reenters the land of nod.
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