Harry Potter VS Murphy\'s Law
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Category:
Harry Potter AU/AR › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,797
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Bloody Weasleys!
“There’s more…?”
“I hate Weasleys.” He said with a curled lip. “…Hate them!”
“Why?” Harry asked.
“It figures you didn’t know.” he grumbled. “Your friend Granger could have stopped them, but she just let them keep on…”
“Who? Keep on what?”
----------------- FLASHBACK TIME -----------------------
A group of several students stood in one of the hallways, gathered around the twins who were making a proposal to those around them. “We’ll give you five knuts to try it.” Fred grinned, holding the candy out to Lawson.
“Oh come on, man, what are you afraid of?” George goaded him. “You liked the Canary Creams, didn’t you? They didn’t hurt you at all…”
“No, of course not. They were pretty tasty, too.” Murphy said, considering it.
“And you’re not paying for it… what you gonna lose?”
“We guarantee we have the remedy…”
Lawson glanced at the others; each person was handed a treat of a differing color. “Didn’t Granger tell you not to do this anymore?”
“Nah…” George began.
“Just told us…” Fred continued
“Not to do it…” George continued
“In the common room.” Both finished together.
The boys in the group glanced at each other and one shrugged; the four boys then popped the treats into their mouths.
“Hem-Hem!” A false soprano voice sang out, the clacking of her shoes now clearly heard on the stones as she approached them. Dolores Umbridge, with Argus Filch close behind, was sweeping down upon the group. She halted in disgust when one of the boys began to throw up violently, almost splashing on his boots. “Ugh! What…?!”
One of the boys hit the floor, face flushed with fever and another’s face burst into boils and pimples. Lawson’s nose began to bleed profusely. He looked around for George or Fred but neither of the tall Weasley boys was anywhere in sight.
------------- BACK TO THE PRESENT ---------
“Dolores Umbridge came in and hauled us all off to the hospital wing! Madam Pomfrey kept making me drink these horrible potions to restore my blood and I was so damned weak by the time that she found one of the twins to give me the antidote I was kept in the hospital wing for three days! And then Umbridge gave me LINES…!” he showed Harry his left hand, where “I will not loiter in the halls” was etched ever so faintly.
“I had the same punishment, more than once that year.” Harry reminded. “But if you don’t mind me saying it sounds like you should be angry at the twins for that, not me.”
“It’s all YOUR fault, Potter!” He insisted. “You had your friends so preoccupied with taking care of you and your business that they didn’t care what the twin terrors were up to! If they had been doing their jobs as prefects they would have STOPPED them from doing what they were doing…! Ronald wasn’t even PRETENDING to do his prefect duties!”
“I don’t see how I had any control over that…”
“That’s not the only problem that your friend Granger caused me!” he snapped.
“You’ll have to tell me about it; I haven’t any idea what you’re talking about…” Harry said, completely at a loss for waht this strange man was talking about.
“I hate Weasleys.” He said with a curled lip. “…Hate them!”
“Why?” Harry asked.
“It figures you didn’t know.” he grumbled. “Your friend Granger could have stopped them, but she just let them keep on…”
“Who? Keep on what?”
----------------- FLASHBACK TIME -----------------------
A group of several students stood in one of the hallways, gathered around the twins who were making a proposal to those around them. “We’ll give you five knuts to try it.” Fred grinned, holding the candy out to Lawson.
“Oh come on, man, what are you afraid of?” George goaded him. “You liked the Canary Creams, didn’t you? They didn’t hurt you at all…”
“No, of course not. They were pretty tasty, too.” Murphy said, considering it.
“And you’re not paying for it… what you gonna lose?”
“We guarantee we have the remedy…”
Lawson glanced at the others; each person was handed a treat of a differing color. “Didn’t Granger tell you not to do this anymore?”
“Nah…” George began.
“Just told us…” Fred continued
“Not to do it…” George continued
“In the common room.” Both finished together.
The boys in the group glanced at each other and one shrugged; the four boys then popped the treats into their mouths.
“Hem-Hem!” A false soprano voice sang out, the clacking of her shoes now clearly heard on the stones as she approached them. Dolores Umbridge, with Argus Filch close behind, was sweeping down upon the group. She halted in disgust when one of the boys began to throw up violently, almost splashing on his boots. “Ugh! What…?!”
One of the boys hit the floor, face flushed with fever and another’s face burst into boils and pimples. Lawson’s nose began to bleed profusely. He looked around for George or Fred but neither of the tall Weasley boys was anywhere in sight.
------------- BACK TO THE PRESENT ---------
“Dolores Umbridge came in and hauled us all off to the hospital wing! Madam Pomfrey kept making me drink these horrible potions to restore my blood and I was so damned weak by the time that she found one of the twins to give me the antidote I was kept in the hospital wing for three days! And then Umbridge gave me LINES…!” he showed Harry his left hand, where “I will not loiter in the halls” was etched ever so faintly.
“I had the same punishment, more than once that year.” Harry reminded. “But if you don’t mind me saying it sounds like you should be angry at the twins for that, not me.”
“It’s all YOUR fault, Potter!” He insisted. “You had your friends so preoccupied with taking care of you and your business that they didn’t care what the twin terrors were up to! If they had been doing their jobs as prefects they would have STOPPED them from doing what they were doing…! Ronald wasn’t even PRETENDING to do his prefect duties!”
“I don’t see how I had any control over that…”
“That’s not the only problem that your friend Granger caused me!” he snapped.
“You’ll have to tell me about it; I haven’t any idea what you’re talking about…” Harry said, completely at a loss for waht this strange man was talking about.