harry potter this is your godmother

They aparated to the air port just in time to board their flight. When they got to their seats they noticed they are the only ones in first class, so they spread out a little and got comfortable. Harry pulled out he original mauraders record book Sirius left him and started reading it. He noted how to use the pranks to the best advantage to reign chaos on the school as well as improvments with a maniacal grin spread across his face. About halfway through the flight Remus looked back to see how Harry was doing and groaned seeing the grin on his face and thought he didn’t waste any time reading THAT book and by the look on his face next year will be hell. Remus sighed and asked, “Harry, do I even want to know what you are planning? Don’t try to deny it you have the same look your father had right before he came up with a prank to land us in detention for a month.”
Harry shrugged, “Why would I deny it? You’re not the enemy, yet. I’m just planning a little chaos in name of revenge on Dumbledork. He’s not going to much peace this year. He has a lot to atone for but if you insist I can tell you a few of my plans for the coming year and you can help figure out how to get him with this prank you came up with in your fifth year with enchanted socks.”
Remus all of a sudden burst out laughing at that memory and Harry went back to reading and plotting leaving Remus to wander through his memories. Eventually they drifted off to sleep untill they landed. As they disembarked Remus casually asked, “Harry did you know that Albus’ birthday is august 28th?”
Harry smirked, “No, I didn’t but now I think I’ll send him a little something for his birthday.”
They both started laughing and didn’t stop until everything was ready and they had their bikes enlarged in the parking garage. Harry got his cell phone out and called Anita.
Anita answered with, “Why the fuck haven’t you called me you stupid mutt? I know you escaped Azkaban 2 fucking years ago and your just now calling me? What is wrong with you? I’m your fucking wife! Answer me!”
Harry fainted and Remus barely caught him before he hit the ground then picked up the phone and simply said, “What did you say to Harry?”
Anita gasped, “That wasn’t Sirius? Shit, shit, shit, I keep this a secret for 17 years then blab! Fuck! What’s Harry doing with the phone of a mass murderer?”
Anita hears a growl then Remus says, “Sirius Black is innocent of those charges and Harry happens to be his godson.”
Anita gasped again, “where is he and who is this?”
“He’s out cold and this is Remus.”
“Moony? Where is Sirius ?Why hasn’t he called me? Is he alright?”
Remus could hear tears in her voice and said, “Why the sudden change in attitude? And Sirius died a few weeks ago.” Remus heard a sob on the other end and asked, “are you alright?” he heard voices in the backround trying to comfort herand find out what’s wrong but when no answer came a male voice came on the phone and said, “What did you say to Anita?”
Remus could hear the hostility in the voice and apparently so could Anita because she managed to pull herself together enough to talk and said, “Enough Jean-Claude it was just some very bad news now give me that phone!” there was a pause then Anita was talking directly to Remus, “Sorry about that. To answer your question I didn’t want anyone to know I was close to him so I could hide him if necessary and I didn’t know who you were are you close by?”
“We are at the airport we were actually calling to get directions. Sirius bought the house next to yours for us before he died.”
“If you want I can meet you there in 20 minutes. I am close by.”
Remus sighed and said “That might be best. We will meet you out front how will we recognize you?”
“Don’t worry I’ll recognize you.” with that Anita hung up and started heading to the door to leave half way there she runs into Edward and tells him “whatever it is Edward it’ll have to wait until tomorrow I have to go to the airport.”
She goes to walk past him but he grabs her arm and asks, “What’s wrong Anita I have never seen you like this”
She growled, “Let go of me or you will get your fantasy of a draw down between us only you will lose” Edward was shocked enough to drop his hand Anita only got five steps before she felt Edward’s hand on her shoulder to get her attention but not stop her and he said, “You may not be alive tomorrow Anita you’ve got another contract on your head.”
She snaps back “fine just follow me in your car then I don’t care!” she climbs in her car and takes off Edward following in his green Mazda

Remus hung up the phone and said, “Can you girls shrink and grab the bikes Anita will come give us a lift to the house.” Bella shrinks Remus bike as well as her own while Tonks gets Harry’s and hers. They slowly made their way to the front and then Remus set Harry done and enervated him. Once Harry was coherent Remus said, “Anita will be here in a few minutes are you okay?”
Harry nodded but asked, “Why didn’t either of you tell me Sirius was married?” Remus burst out laughing, Tonks fainted, and Bella gapped like a fish. Once Remus could talk he said, “That was a good one Harry. I mean sure he stoped hitting on women for the most part 17 years…ago? No it can’t be he would have told me!” Bella enervated Tonks and just as she stands back up a Jeep and Mazda pull up and a woman gets out of the jeep and says, “hey moony I’m Anita and you must be Harry but who are the ladies?”
Remus introduces everyone the asks bluntly, “Were you and Sirius married?”
Anita simply nodded as she motioned for everyone to get in Remus gets in the front while the others piled in the back. Once every one was in Anita started the car and pulled out then said, “I have been keeping that secret for 17 years no one and I mean no one knows I have ever been married because first it was Sirius protecting me from Voldemort then it was me protecting Sirius if he ever escaped and came to me for help because he only left me that night because he felt something happen to Harry.”
Remus said, “Not to change the subject but are you aware you are being followed?”
Anita nodded and said, “That’s Edward. He’s trying to protect me someone wants me dead as usual.”