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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,595
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Larry? How to write a Lucius/Harry
Larry?
*Malfoy Manor*
*Excessive Wealth*
*Ridiculous senseless magical artifacts*
*Abused house-elves running around*
*Naked Harry Potter is kneeling*
"Harry, I\'m so glad we the evil wizards won the war, and you have been given to me as a slave. Now I can rape you."
"Dude. I\'m younger than your son."
"Really?" *Lucius brightens up* "Sweet."
"Lame."
"Down on all fours. Spread your legs and submit to my irresistible coolness."
"I don\'t wanna!"
"Or I will have to kill Hermione Granger."
"She\'s brave. You don\'t scare her!"
"Or give you away to Greyback."
"He\'s kind of hot."
"I\'ll make you do housework with the house-elves."
"I hate housework." *Harry gets down on all fours, sticking his butt out*
*SOUNDS OF HUMPING*
"What the hell was that?"
"That\'s my magical serpentine cane."
"Oh."
"I love you, Harry!"
"Cool. Want to help me overthrow Voldemort?"
"Yes. Anything for you, my love."
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"In that case, do that thing with the cane again..."
--- THE END -----
*Malfoy Manor*
*Excessive Wealth*
*Ridiculous senseless magical artifacts*
*Abused house-elves running around*
*Naked Harry Potter is kneeling*
"Harry, I\'m so glad we the evil wizards won the war, and you have been given to me as a slave. Now I can rape you."
"Dude. I\'m younger than your son."
"Really?" *Lucius brightens up* "Sweet."
"Lame."
"Down on all fours. Spread your legs and submit to my irresistible coolness."
"I don\'t wanna!"
"Or I will have to kill Hermione Granger."
"She\'s brave. You don\'t scare her!"
"Or give you away to Greyback."
"He\'s kind of hot."
"I\'ll make you do housework with the house-elves."
"I hate housework." *Harry gets down on all fours, sticking his butt out*
*SOUNDS OF HUMPING*
"What the hell was that?"
"That\'s my magical serpentine cane."
"Oh."
"I love you, Harry!"
"Cool. Want to help me overthrow Voldemort?"
"Yes. Anything for you, my love."
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"In that case, do that thing with the cane again..."
--- THE END -----