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Adult +
Chapters:
18
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Ch 5- Lanna
So here’s your present (2 chapters in one day- oh my!)
Ch 5- Lanna
Harry blinked. Do to the closeness to Hogwarts students had changed into their uniforms. And oh, did Lanna not know how to wear a school uniform. Somehow Lanna’s skirt was shorter than any school uniform ever was however not short enough for her to be a slut, her shirt wasn’t all the way buttoned and her tie was loose. Not to mention she was still wearing the “fuck me” boots. “Um…I don’t think the professors are going to approve?”
Lanna smiled, “It’s fine. My mom’s going to be teaching. She’ll tell the other teachers to back off and let me look however I want.”
“I thought that the point behind uniforms was to prevent distraction…” Harry muttered.
Lanna smirked, “Why, Harry. Are you saying I distract you?”
He knew his face was red; there was just no way it wasn’t. And the sultry look Lanna was giving him wasn’t helping. “Stop it.”
Lanna’s laugh for some reason made him want to rub up against her, “I’m sorry. That’s another way I am. Never take my flirting seriously. I’m a horrible tease. I forget how virgins are sometimes.”
Harry blushed even more, “You’ve had sex?”
Lanna shrugged and went a little pink, “Once and it needed to be done.”
“How old are you?”
“Huh? Oh, I’m seventeen. I’ll be entering sixth year.”
Harry nodded, “When did you, you know…”
Lanna grinned, “When did I what?”
“You know what. You’re just trying to make me all weird.”
Lanna rolled her eyes and gave him a very pointed look, “Come on. Say it. It’s not a bad word. In fact it’s natural and part of surviving.”
Harry blinked, “Fine. Sex. When did you first have sex?”
“When I was sixteen.”
“Did you love the person?”
Lanna frowned, “Sorry, to ruin your ideals on sex, but I was feeding.”
“Feeding?”
“My mother is very special. Somehow she gave birth to me when I had vlads and mowgli syndrome. So…I have special needs, and some of them kicked in when I was sixteen.”
Harry’s eyes widened, “You mean…you fed on sex…like I eat food?”
Lanna smiled, “Yep, or like a Vampire feeds on blood.”
Harry was completely gobsmack. “What else do you feed on?”
Lanna seemed thoughtful, “Well, so far my diet consists of sex, anger, and I prefer my meat a little on the rarer side, not mentioning regular food.”
“This is because of the syndromes?”
“Yep. So tell me, Harry Potter, are you friends with the red head from earlier?”
“Yes.”
“Hmm. You should heed my warning. His motivation isn’t in the right place. Does he get anything out of being friends with you?”
“What? Ron’s my first best friend ever!”
Lanna frowned, “I don’t know there was something about his aura. And when he looked at you there were no feelings of friendliness…”
“What do you mean? Maybe you were mistaking his emotions for Malfoys.”
Lanna just shrugged, “Hermione is a nice girl, very thirsty for knowledge that one.”
“Don’t tell me I have to be careful of her too!”
“No, no. She feels like a friend aught to feel like. She’s got your back. What she needs to do is wear just a little makeup and do something with her hair.”
The train stopped and Harry helped escort her to a thestral drawn carriage. Harry noted that she seemed to see the thestrals too. “Who did you see die?”
This time, much to boost Harry’s ego, Lanna was the one shooting the quizzical look.
Harry explained, “Only those that have seen someone die can see the thestrals.” He explained making a sweeping arm gesture at the thestrals.
“Mmm, okay. I’ve seen a few people die. My mom’s a federal marshal, so there are people that try to get at her through me.”
Harry was surprised, “Oh…sorry”
Lanna smiled, “It’s okay. My family knew there would be days the danger would come after me. I’ve been trained to take care of myself and others if need be.”
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Ch 5- Lanna
Harry blinked. Do to the closeness to Hogwarts students had changed into their uniforms. And oh, did Lanna not know how to wear a school uniform. Somehow Lanna’s skirt was shorter than any school uniform ever was however not short enough for her to be a slut, her shirt wasn’t all the way buttoned and her tie was loose. Not to mention she was still wearing the “fuck me” boots. “Um…I don’t think the professors are going to approve?”
Lanna smiled, “It’s fine. My mom’s going to be teaching. She’ll tell the other teachers to back off and let me look however I want.”
“I thought that the point behind uniforms was to prevent distraction…” Harry muttered.
Lanna smirked, “Why, Harry. Are you saying I distract you?”
He knew his face was red; there was just no way it wasn’t. And the sultry look Lanna was giving him wasn’t helping. “Stop it.”
Lanna’s laugh for some reason made him want to rub up against her, “I’m sorry. That’s another way I am. Never take my flirting seriously. I’m a horrible tease. I forget how virgins are sometimes.”
Harry blushed even more, “You’ve had sex?”
Lanna shrugged and went a little pink, “Once and it needed to be done.”
“How old are you?”
“Huh? Oh, I’m seventeen. I’ll be entering sixth year.”
Harry nodded, “When did you, you know…”
Lanna grinned, “When did I what?”
“You know what. You’re just trying to make me all weird.”
Lanna rolled her eyes and gave him a very pointed look, “Come on. Say it. It’s not a bad word. In fact it’s natural and part of surviving.”
Harry blinked, “Fine. Sex. When did you first have sex?”
“When I was sixteen.”
“Did you love the person?”
Lanna frowned, “Sorry, to ruin your ideals on sex, but I was feeding.”
“Feeding?”
“My mother is very special. Somehow she gave birth to me when I had vlads and mowgli syndrome. So…I have special needs, and some of them kicked in when I was sixteen.”
Harry’s eyes widened, “You mean…you fed on sex…like I eat food?”
Lanna smiled, “Yep, or like a Vampire feeds on blood.”
Harry was completely gobsmack. “What else do you feed on?”
Lanna seemed thoughtful, “Well, so far my diet consists of sex, anger, and I prefer my meat a little on the rarer side, not mentioning regular food.”
“This is because of the syndromes?”
“Yep. So tell me, Harry Potter, are you friends with the red head from earlier?”
“Yes.”
“Hmm. You should heed my warning. His motivation isn’t in the right place. Does he get anything out of being friends with you?”
“What? Ron’s my first best friend ever!”
Lanna frowned, “I don’t know there was something about his aura. And when he looked at you there were no feelings of friendliness…”
“What do you mean? Maybe you were mistaking his emotions for Malfoys.”
Lanna just shrugged, “Hermione is a nice girl, very thirsty for knowledge that one.”
“Don’t tell me I have to be careful of her too!”
“No, no. She feels like a friend aught to feel like. She’s got your back. What she needs to do is wear just a little makeup and do something with her hair.”
The train stopped and Harry helped escort her to a thestral drawn carriage. Harry noted that she seemed to see the thestrals too. “Who did you see die?”
This time, much to boost Harry’s ego, Lanna was the one shooting the quizzical look.
Harry explained, “Only those that have seen someone die can see the thestrals.” He explained making a sweeping arm gesture at the thestrals.
“Mmm, okay. I’ve seen a few people die. My mom’s a federal marshal, so there are people that try to get at her through me.”
Harry was surprised, “Oh…sorry”
Lanna smiled, “It’s okay. My family knew there would be days the danger would come after me. I’ve been trained to take care of myself and others if need be.”
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