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Hi! Q and A here with the next installment of our little SmutFest (per request!) entitled "Harry Dicovers The Joys Of Not Being Able To Come". Read, enjoy, and remember to review!



Harry was led into the Great Hall, to what looked suspiciously like some sort of medieval torture rack which Severus promptly splayed him over and bound him to. Harry heard the cackle of Voldemort's manical laughter as he said, "Sssso, Sssseverus, my sssexy Sssslytherin SSSex GGGod.....what have you bbbbbrought ussss?"


Lucius stepped forward, brandishing his snake headed cane and told The Dark Lord, "Now, now, play nicely and be patient, my Lord, or I won't give you your....erm...."caning...later."


Voldemort stuck out his lower lip, pouting, and Lucius leaned in and bit it. The scaly one's red eyes glittered with pleasure, and a moan escaped his lips.


"Draco!" shouted Lucius, "Get in here and do your duty!"


Draco Malfoy came mincing in, the creamy white globes of his arse parted by an enormous Ssslytherin green buttplug, with, obviously, a snake's head rotating at the end as it throbbed within his ass.


He immediately threw himself to his knees in front of Lucius and began fumbling with the buttons on Sssenior’s trousers.


"No, no, NO!" blustered Lusty Lucius, "how many times do I have to TELL you, not ME! That's for later, at home!"


Draco moaned, and idly rubbed one slender hand across the bulge in his master's trousers. Lucius closed his eyes, breathing deeply. "Later," he groaned. "I'll punish you later," he breathed softly over the boy's eager moan as he grabbed his Pureblood ™ Blond Malfoy hair and swung him round in front of Harry. "THIS duty," Lucius ground out, cock throbbing.


Draco crawled to the bound boy and slipped between the spread thighs. He avidly licked the dangling balls, lapping like a cat at the soft flesh. Harry squeezed his eyes shut. Then opened them as a hard object was forced past his lips, teeth, and into his mouth.


Severus, that Sexy Slytherin Sex God ™ was pushing a ball into Harry's mouth.


It filled his mouth completely, and a tear dripped from the celebrated emerald eyes ™ as he looked imploringly at Severus. Harry really hated it when he couldn't scream Severus' name.


"Oh..." said the Ssslytherin in that low, snarky voice that made Harry's balls tighten and his hair stand on end, "you'll get your chance... ...later, when I ram my Sssexy Sslytherin cock up your delectable scarlet Gggryffindor arse!”


Harry whimpered at the promise of THAT … and then nearly choked on the gag as he felt something slide down INSIDE his aching cock. It was cold, it was metal (he thought) and it felt ohsogood!!


At the same time tiny pinpoints of delicious pain shot through him as Lucius, grinning the evil Malfoy grin (pat pending), tightly pinched his nipples with clamps that had little silver and green bells that rang merrily as Harry shivered with the sensation.


"Omsgadgfajf" he tried to moan around the gag.


Another gasp as he felt his cheeks parted and the enormous plug Sexy Sev had bunged him up with earlier in the dungeon was removed.


Suddenly, he felt a soft, slithery-ness against his puckered entrance, accompanied by a strange hissing sound, and knew it was Voldemort and that sinful, forked snake tongue (available at all good retailers). Harry groaned in ecstasy, nearly choking himself with his own drool.


"Yead'adf a'fijaf '" he moaned around the gag, his own tongue sliding under it frantically


He was assaulted by another sensation as Draco cagily attached a spiked cock ring around his throbbing, wet cock.


"Take that, you...you...freakishly sexy Gryffindor!" Draco mewled affectionately, pausing in his enthusiastic licking and sucking of said freakishly sexy Gryffindor to listen to the bells jangling from Harry's clamped nipples.


Lucius rapped Draco upside his head with his omnipotent snake headed cane and snapped, "Back to work, Draco! You belong to me! Never mind being nice to this freakishly sexy Gryffindor with the celebrated emerald green eyes that we all adore!..........erm.....that we all love to torture!"


Sssexy Ssseverus gave Luscious Lucius a knowing smirk coupled with the celebrated raised brow with a side order of SssnapeSsscowl and surreptitiously squeezed the Malfoy arse. "I'll show you what to adore...later..." he growled silkily.


"No fair," pouted Voldemort, "No one's playing with me!"


“What about me?" whinged Draco from the floor.


"Mmmmfughlm!" complained Harry.


Sexy Severus rolled his eyes. "I suppose we'll have to play with you all?"


He saw three heads nodding frantically.


Sev and Luc exchanged evil grins and said, "......Patience...."


Voldemort, Draco, and Harry all gave prolonged groans and Lucius pinched Harry's nipple clamps tighter, making the bells ring out as if in celebration.


"Yay!" cried everybody at once.


Voldemort made a gleeful noise and knelt by Harry’s chest and began flicking the bells, enjoying the pwetty noises they made.


"Mee'adga'r gtwret!" gagged Harry.


Suddenly, Lucius strode behind the BoyWhoLovedThis, "MY turn to play!" he said gleefully, and charmed the obsequious snakeheaded cane to life.


As it licked and nudged at Harry's wet and gaping hole, Severus pushed Draco aside and began wrapping the pulsating cock of the … hehe … "Chosen One" with thick leather straps


"Uh! Uha'fga'gja'fj!" moaned Harry, drool running out of his stuffed mouth and down his Gryffindor chin.


Severus smirked Slytheringly as he bound up the enticing ball sack of the HeartThrob Of Gryffindor tightly against his body.


Harry felt the snake head pushing its way inside as Severus yanked his balls up high. "Afaurhg ffasf!" he tried to say around the ball shoved in his mouth.


"Do you think I can train Nagini to do that?" Voldemort asked LustyLuc thoughtfully as he thoughtfully held apart the cheeks of the BoyWhoWasBeingSnakeFucked.


"Erm.....if my Lord wishes," Lucius said, giving the scaly Dark Wizard a dubious look, " although Nagini is quite a bit larger than.....oh, I see.."


Voldemort grinned snakily at the thought and pointing at the snakeheaded cane whispered, "Engorgio!"


"EEeaga'srga g!" choked Harry


"Yes, yes...." nodded Voldemort with a disturbing gleam in his eye.


The doors of the Great Hall banged open and in strode Hermione in full dominatrix regalia; her bushy hair bushier than ever, the light gleaming off her rather large front teeth, reviled eyebrows flipping every which way.


"Harry!" she said in her bossiest voice, "You will not be allowed to come until I say so! Is that clear?"


"Ronald! Pay attention! Here's where book learning REALLY pays off! I read about all this in Torture: A History."


Sseverus shot a SnapeGlare ™ at Hermione, cocked the celebrated brow and snarked, "Miss Granger! How dare you strut in here in that rather fetching.....ridiculous......dominatrix gear and presume YOU can order ME, The SSexy Sslytherin Ssex GGGod about!"


"Or ME, The Pureblood Malfoy with the (everpresent) snaked headed cane!" demanded the Blond, although his wet lips and lusty grey/silver/Malfoy eyes betrayed his interest.


Severus ssnorted at his fellow Dddeath Eater and growled, "DOWN, Lucius!"


"Yes, of course, my Mast.....er....Severus," Lucius murmured with bowed head.


"I’m the brightest witch of my age!" declared Hermione through smeared scarlet Gryffindor lips, "Isn't that right, Ronald! Now get into that corner and take notes!"


"B-but, Hermione..." Ron began to whinge in his stupid sidekick way.


"NOW!" snapped Hermione, her leather dominatrix get-up squeaking as she raised her arm and pointed whilst stamping her 6 inch stiletto shiny black leather fuck-me boot on the floor, her Gryffindor breasts heaving inside her shiny black leather corset.


"Mistress...."groaned Draco fawningly, letting go of ChosenOne’sCock with a pop. He earned another rap upside the head from Lucius and the damned snake-headed-ever- present cane as a reward. "Oooh!" he moaned around Harry, accidentally biting down in his excitement.


"Msarfgiargar!" Harry yelped from behind the gag.


In the corner Ron whimpered and wiped away a tear from his bigWeasleyBlueEye. He knew Hermione liked Draco better! He just KNEW it!


Lucius gave his Malfoy Offspring another rap for good measure and then went back to thrusting the snakeheaded cane up the flinching, clenching, stretched and gaping arsehole of the BoyWhoLivedToBeSnakePlundered.


Severus glanced down at the blue balls and red cock of his lovely little GryffindorSlave and growled at BossyShinyBlackLeatherClad Hermione, "I and ONLY I tell him when to come!"


"Ah," said Hermione in her MOST annoying voice, "but YOU don't know the words that will make him cum, I do. I put a hex on him and he can't come until he says the magical wizarding word! You should have read the book, Professor. So there!" She flicked her uber-bushy hair around, narrowly missing Severus' sexy Snarky Snape glare™.


From the corner Ron pointed out timidly, "But Hermione....he can't say the word with his mouth all stuffed up like that"


"SHUT UP, Ronald!" she commanded loudly, "Remember what happens when you try and argue with me?"


Ron whimpered and curled tightly into a ball.


Voldemort laughed hissily and said, "Well, Ssseverus...and MudbloodDominatrix....the blood traitor is right you know."


Severus, Lucius, Draco and Hermione all gaped at The Dark Lord. Harry tried to, but he couldn’t turn his head that far and settled for "afhafja'rifjfsdv!" None of them ever thought they'd hear the MostEvilWizardToTurnHimselfIntoASnakeThey'dEverSeen admit a Weasley was right!


Pop that gag out, Ssseverus," Voldemort hissed sibilantly if not petulantly, "and let him come. I want to get to the REAL fun and games with Nagini! Why should he get all the fun?!"


"Msghsrghwae'rg!" gagged Harry, his messyhaired ™ Gryffindor head bobbing in agreement


"But my Lord!" Severus began, stamping his own stiletto clad booted foot on the floor


"Ha!" said the BushyHairedAnnoyinglyBossyWitch, "I win! Be a good little Death Eater and do as your Lord says!"


"Hermione...." Ron said uneasily from the corner, "I wouldn't mess with TheGreasyGit...."


"Silence!" she snapped in his direction.


"Oh now THAT'S too much!" whined SssexySseverus, putting one hand on a hip in protest, "that's MY line!"


"Sssseverus....." Voldemort warned sssilkily.


"Fine!" snapped SexySev, "but I get to order everybody around at the next Death Eater meeting!" "And you can't come!” he added to Hermione.


The Slytherin Sex God reached up and expertly snatched the gag out of the mouth of TheBoyWhoWasPantingHeavily, and growled, "If you come, I'll make sure you have detention for the rest of your life!"


"I...I HAVE to!!!" whinged Harry.


"Ha!" said Hermione bossily.


"B-but I can't!" Harry moaned, "I didn't read the book!! I don't know the word!"


"Ha!," bellowed Severus triumphantly, "I won!"


"THINK, Harry!" screeched Hermione with a glare at Ssseverus, "I must win! I must ALWAYS win!"


They both turned to TheBoyWhoWasTurningPurpleWithNeed and glared, waiting to see what he would do.


"But...but..." gasped Harry, trembling with the tension of his trapped climax


"Sev..." he groaned helplessly, "Hermione!" he begged, shaking sweat out of the celebrated emerald eyes ™.


"If you come," Ssseverus growled in his ear, "I'll make certain you can't sit down for a week!" but this only served to make Harry's cock throb in its leather straps, his balls a deep purple colour now


"Oh God!" Harry choked, "Hermione, PLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!"


"If you DON'T come, you'll explode," Hermione said casually, sticking her tongue out at Severus and lazily inspecting her 3 inch long scarlet and gold painted talons


"WHAT?!" shrieked Harry, "Hermione! For Merlin's sake....!"


"Think, Harry! THINK!!!!!!!" said Hermione


"I can't!" He groaned, sweat running off him in rivers "I can't! It hurts too much! Oh God, 'Mione, PLEASE!"


Hermione sighed disgustedly as she rolled her eyes saying grumpily, "Doesn't ANYONE read?! It's all right there in Torture: A History! For Merlin's sake!!"


Frantically Harry cast about in his head through all the endless lectures he and Ron had been forced to sit through from Hermione. It didn't help. All he could focus on was the dreadful ache in his balls and dick and the knowledge that if he didn't come he'd explode, and if he did, Severus would make him suffer for it.


Suddenly, he had it! "C-cumulus Ejac...Ejaculatum!" he spewed forth. At that, the leather straps binding his cock and balls snapped free, sending the metal rod inside his cock shooting out with the force of a bludger, hitting Draco right between his silver Malfoy eyes, knocking him over on his arse, and plunging the Slytherin green buttplug even further up his bum. He gave one gasp of ecstasy and passed out from the impact.


“OHMYGODI'MGOINGTOBLOW!!!!!!” Harry screamed and everyone stepped back as the GoldenGryffindor shot his load.


And shot.


And shot.


And SHOT.


Gallons of it splurting onto the floor.


Covering Hermione's shiny black 6 inch fuckme heels.


Nearly drowning the passed out Draco.


Voldemort fell to the floor and began rolling in it, all the while laughing hissingly, "Nagini! Nagini!" he shouted.


Severus watched as the BoyWhoSpewed gasped and panted out even more thick white spunk and plotted his revenge on MissBossyFuckMeBoots, wondering if she'd tell him where she got them from.


In the corner Ron gave a strangled yelp and tried to avoid the thick waves of HarrySpunk, while Hermione smiled saucily at Lucius, licking her scarlet coated Gryffindor lips and heaving her Gryffindor breasts enticingly inside her corset.


"Tell me, my dear," smarmed LustyLuc, "what else is in that book of yours? Hmmm?"


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Severus gaped across the table at Harry, totally appalled


Harry hadn't wanted to tell him the dream, but he had guilted the other into sharing it. Now he felt physically sick - Harry, his Harry, dreaming of that officious bossy bitch?!


"It was just a dream, Sev!!" the pregnant boy said defensively


"So," Severus snapped, his face grim, "do you want her then?"

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