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47
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417
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Severus Heads Out
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Chapter 5 ~ Severus Heads Out
Harry and Ron were playing a game of wizard’s chess when Severus descended the stairs. Ron looked over at him as did Harry, both of their eyebrows raised.
”Oy! What the hell are you doing, Severus?” Ron asked him as the wizard strode up to them.
”Going to detention,” Severus replied.
Harry looked him up and down.
”You look like you’re going on a date to me,” he said, adjusting his glasses.
Severus was dressed in his best robes and his black hair was brushed to silkiness. Ron sniffed him.
”Are you wearing cologne?” Ron asked him as Harry shook his head.
”If you must know, yes,” Severus said scowling at him.
”Granger’s going to see you dressed like that and make you collar a salamander or collect Manticore shit or something, Sev,” Ron said, “You’re just begging for it.”
“She’s not that bad,” the wizard replied.
Harry and Ron looked at each other incredulously then back at Severus.
”Where the hell have you been for the past seven years? Granger is a fucking terror. You’re going to come back here with your robes shredded. I guarantee it,” Ron said, shaking his head.
”Maybe not. I’m going to tell her how I feel about her,” Severus said in a low voice.
”What?” Ron yelled.
Everyone in the common room looked over at them curiously.
Severus scowled at Ron.
”Will you keep it down, Ron? I don’t want everyone to know,” Severus hissed at him.
Ron lowered his voice as Severus scowled at the other students, who went back to studying or whatever they were doing. Ron made a face.
”You don’t want everyone to know? Oh, they’re going to know all right. When what’s left of your body is retrieved from the dungeons,” Ron said to him.
Harry snorted, fighting back a laugh.
”Talk to him, Harry,” Ron said to Harry, “He won’t listen to me.”
Harry looked up at the wizard. Severus met his eyes coolly. He was determined to do this. Well, it was his life.
Harry shrugged.
”It’s his funeral, Ron. All we’ll be able to do is send flowers,” Harry said, smirking.
Harry didn’t believe Professor Granger would actually kill Severus, but he had a feeling the smitten wizard was going to catch a bad one. Telling the snarky witch he had a crush on her wasn’t a good idea at all. He’d probably get hexed, and hexed good.
”I’ve got to go,” Severus said.
Ron stood up and grasped both of Severus’ shoulders and looked at him somberly.
”You were a good friend, Sev. I’m going to miss that big brain of yours. Want me to do the eulogy?” he asked
Severus knocked Ron’s arms away as Harry cracked up.
”You’re an idiot, Ronald Weasley,” Severus hissed, striding away.
Harry and Ron looked after him as he headed out of the common room.
”There goes a brave wizard,” Harry said, shaking his head slightly.
”There goes a dead wizard,” Ron corrected him, “We’d better get an owl out to his next of kin.”
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A/N: Just thought I’d add a little something today. Thanks for reading.
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Chapter 5 ~ Severus Heads Out
Harry and Ron were playing a game of wizard’s chess when Severus descended the stairs. Ron looked over at him as did Harry, both of their eyebrows raised.
”Oy! What the hell are you doing, Severus?” Ron asked him as the wizard strode up to them.
”Going to detention,” Severus replied.
Harry looked him up and down.
”You look like you’re going on a date to me,” he said, adjusting his glasses.
Severus was dressed in his best robes and his black hair was brushed to silkiness. Ron sniffed him.
”Are you wearing cologne?” Ron asked him as Harry shook his head.
”If you must know, yes,” Severus said scowling at him.
”Granger’s going to see you dressed like that and make you collar a salamander or collect Manticore shit or something, Sev,” Ron said, “You’re just begging for it.”
“She’s not that bad,” the wizard replied.
Harry and Ron looked at each other incredulously then back at Severus.
”Where the hell have you been for the past seven years? Granger is a fucking terror. You’re going to come back here with your robes shredded. I guarantee it,” Ron said, shaking his head.
”Maybe not. I’m going to tell her how I feel about her,” Severus said in a low voice.
”What?” Ron yelled.
Everyone in the common room looked over at them curiously.
Severus scowled at Ron.
”Will you keep it down, Ron? I don’t want everyone to know,” Severus hissed at him.
Ron lowered his voice as Severus scowled at the other students, who went back to studying or whatever they were doing. Ron made a face.
”You don’t want everyone to know? Oh, they’re going to know all right. When what’s left of your body is retrieved from the dungeons,” Ron said to him.
Harry snorted, fighting back a laugh.
”Talk to him, Harry,” Ron said to Harry, “He won’t listen to me.”
Harry looked up at the wizard. Severus met his eyes coolly. He was determined to do this. Well, it was his life.
Harry shrugged.
”It’s his funeral, Ron. All we’ll be able to do is send flowers,” Harry said, smirking.
Harry didn’t believe Professor Granger would actually kill Severus, but he had a feeling the smitten wizard was going to catch a bad one. Telling the snarky witch he had a crush on her wasn’t a good idea at all. He’d probably get hexed, and hexed good.
”I’ve got to go,” Severus said.
Ron stood up and grasped both of Severus’ shoulders and looked at him somberly.
”You were a good friend, Sev. I’m going to miss that big brain of yours. Want me to do the eulogy?” he asked
Severus knocked Ron’s arms away as Harry cracked up.
”You’re an idiot, Ronald Weasley,” Severus hissed, striding away.
Harry and Ron looked after him as he headed out of the common room.
”There goes a brave wizard,” Harry said, shaking his head slightly.
”There goes a dead wizard,” Ron corrected him, “We’d better get an owl out to his next of kin.”
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A/N: Just thought I’d add a little something today. Thanks for reading.