Damn It Hermione

Draco sat against the headboard, smoking a cigarette.

“Those things are bad for you." Ron informed him, head in the naked blonde's lap. "Though it is kind of sexy." He giggled.

"I'm a vampire, sweetie." Draco petted Ron's hair absently as he spoke. "I'm not going to die of lung cancer."

"Of course not... you're not going to die at all..." Ron whispered. "Then... what about me, Draco?"

"Hmm?" Draco looked down at Ron mid puff. "What do you mean, pet?"

"A-are you only going to be with me until I get too old for you... then are you going to leave me... I..." Ron whispered, babbling, totally afraid of the lack of commitment in this relationship. "I'm not sure if I could handle being left... so if you're going to leave please do it now... before I get emotionally attached."

Draco smiled softly and stroked Ron's hair soothingly. "You're my consort... lover... whatever. As long as you're by my side, you won't age unless you want to."

Ron blinked slightly. "Really?"

"Yes, pet... I myself was hoping to age to 25 or so and stay there for awhile... my father let himself age for a decade after he had me so that we actually look like father and son instead of brothers. But even if you were wrinkly and grey-haired, I don't think I could part with you, precious."

"I can't believe that, no one would want me if I were old and wrinkly." Ron smiled. "But the thought is nice, thank you."

"I'm glad I could calm you down, pet."

Ron curled up against Draco's side, "You're comfortable."

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"Lucius, what is a vampyre?" Harry whispered, looking up at the man.

"Why do you ask, pet? They're very rare creatures." Lucius informed the boy who lay in his lap on the couch.

"I heard some girls talking about them..." Harry admitted quietly. "They said they have big cocks and lots of stamina."

Lucius choked and coughed in an extremely undignified, un-Malfoy manner.

Harry blushed, "Are... are they wrong?"

Lucius was too busy choking to answer.

"..."

"What?" Harry pouted, looking hurt.

"I'm sorry... can we just... discuss that later...?" Lucius looked uncomfortable and... almost embarassed.

"Oh, okay, if that's what you want." Harry pouted, once again moving from Lucius' lap to sit on the sofa.

"Harry..."

"Yes?" he replied, in a wobbly voice.

"Harry..." He looked pained. "Baby, don't be upset..." He reached a hand out to stroke Harry's leg in a soothing gesture. "I'm just... not used to talking frankly about these kinds of things... Narcissa was... kind of a prude." He admitted.

"I-I just want to know what I'm getting into." He whispered, not pulling away from Lucius' touch. "I'm worried..."

"About what?"

"What's going to happen to me..." Harry sighed. "I'm never going to be able to have children... and I... I don't know..."

"Harry..." Lucius tipped the boy's head to look at him. "Many wizards can become pregnant by magical creatures. I usually have to use multiple birth control methods."

Harry blinked in surprise. "R-really?"

"Yes, Kitten... vampyres are very sexual creatures." He purred. "One of the effects being that we are very fertile."

Harry smiled happily, "Oh, good then."

"Good?" Lucius murmured, leaning closer to the boy.

"Good... great... bloody fantastic..." His eyes mesmerized by Lucius'.

"We also have great stamina..." he purred seductively, moving closer to the younger boy. "And are very well... endowed..." He closes his eyes and buried his face in Harry's shoulder, breathing deeply. "But you'll have to wait to discover that... I will be perfectly fine with my hands for company but I could not live with myself if I hurt you..."

Harry frowned for a moment, thinking. "What if..." He started to push Lucius onto his back so the brunette was laying on top of him. "Is this ok?" He asked Lucius, admiring his gorgeous silver eyes.

"Anythings okay if you want it," Lucius replied, staring up at Harry with barely contained lust in his eyes.

Harry smiled, before leaning down to kiss the man, with a small moan.

"Mmmm..." Lucius purred (he was starting to feel like a cat~!) Harry was doing that sexy hissing thing again. Lucius rested his hands lightly on Harry's hips, careful not to squeeze or confine the skittish boy.

"Lucius..." Harry clearly had a question on his mind. Lucius nodded encouragingly, stroking his hips softly. "Can I take your hair down?" He reached a hand slowly--very slowly--towards the blonde ponytail, waiting for either approval or rejection.

Lucius smiled up at his pet, "Anything you want, love."

Harry slipped the holder out of Lucius' hair, allowing the locks to pool freely around the blondes head and shoulders. "So beautiful," he whispered, running his fingers through the blonde locks.

Lucius smiled teasingly. "I know you are but what am I~?" He moaned softly. "That feels really good... a little more pressure.... Mmmmmm, just like that..." He was absolutely blissful.

"You like this, do you?" Harry smirked. The blonde was putty in his hands.

"Oh yes..." Lucius murmured.

"Good..." Harry leaned down to suck on the blondes pulse point, licking his way up to the blondes lips to kiss him deeply.

Lucius moaned, tongue dueling with the boy's. "I want you so much..." the blonde panted. "But I don't want to scare you off..." He kissed Harry's neck gently.

"Don't worry, I'm ok..." He ground his hips slightly against Lucius'. The older man could feel the boy's excitement. "More than okay, in fact." He smirked slightly.

"Indeed," Lucius whispered, lustily, licking and sucking on that pale neck.

"Oh.... Lucius..." Harry moaned, still grinding his hips against the older mans. "Yessss..."

“Harry...” Lucius moaned back. “So... perfect...” The blonde wondered if he was about to cum in his pants... which he had not done for centuries. It would be highly embarassing (so much for his great stamina) but at this point he almost didn’t care.

"Uhhh... mmm," Harry whimpered, shoving his hips against Lucius in a few frantic thrusts before cumming in his pants.

"Shit, baby..." Lucius groaned, cumming as well, at the look on his little loves face.

"Oh god..." Harry sighed, relaxing on Lucius' chest.

"That was... intense." The blonde blinked.

"We're all sticky and gross now!" Harry giggled. Lucius moved to get his wand out to take care of it but Harry shook his head. "I'll get it..." And without a word or even a twitch, they were both clean.

"Harry, how did you..." But Harry was asleep on his chest, seemingly unaware that he had just performed an extraordinary feat. Lucius smiled and kissed Harry's hair tenderly. "That's my Harry."

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AN: Well I don't have too much to say this chappie and I have to go to work so i like don't have time to get my dearest Lexis to say anything... ^_~ oh well i'm sure you will all live... please R&R ^_^