Harry Potter and the massive orgy

Down in the lower floor, the construction of the boat began. First, they killed and skinned the baby phoenix. They used its feathers for a sail…even though there was no wind. The skin was to be used for the base of the boat, making sure the penis was sticking up for future use. The basilisk formed the outside of the boat/raft, and they hopped in, with the penseive. It floated surprisingly well! They began ramming eachother in the ass. KNOCK KNOCK, the door seemed to say in an irish tone. “Who is it now, interrupting our loveboat ride?” said Sirius. “Hold on, I’ll just get the door,” he said, as he and Dumbledore began using their erect penises as paddles. “Come in the window, the house is flooded!” said Sirius. Seamus Finnigan, clearly disgruntled, climbed through the window. “Why the shit are you on a boat made of dead animals floating on a lake of semen?! HEADMASTER?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” said Seamus, crying with terror and delight. “No matter Seamus, why are YOU here is the proper question!” “Well, I was experimenting with potatoes in the ass,” he said, “and I rammed a few giants up there to act as anal beads…and now they won’t come out!” he said, blushing with embarrassment. “We can fuck them out!” said Siruis. “Can’t you just use a spell or something?” said Seamus. “Nope! We can’t! So shut up and take off your pants, we will get these large potatoes out of your ass if it’s the last thing we do!” they both said it unison. “Fine! But I better get ‘O’s’ on all of my NEWTS!” said Seamus. “For some reason, I am forseeing that neither Sirius or I will be there in your seventh year to enforce that, Seamus, so, I will say this again, shut the fuck up and bend over, you little bitch!” “Alright, I guess” he said. Dumbledore, with his new cornrow hairdo and brass knuckles (a bayonet shoved up his ass by Sirus) began the long process. “FUCK ME MAMMY!” said Seamus. “Already did,” said Sirius, “also, you are my child!” “WHAT!” said Seamus, in a compromising position. “Also, Dumbledore is your father, and you were born in Azkaban, but the deatheaters shipped you off to Ireland!” “WHAT!” screamed both Dumbledore and Seamus. “I AM SEAMUS’S DAD?!” screamed Dumbledore. “YOU ARE MY MOM AND MY DAD AND YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING ME IN THE ASS TO TRY TO DISLODGE THE GIANT POTATOES I SHOVED UP THERE, WHILE YOU ARE FLOATING ON A DEAD BABY ANIMAL IN A LAKE OF YOUR OWN SEMEN?!” screamed Seamus. “Basically, yes,” confirmed Sirius. “Oh shit,” Seamus said, “I think they have dislodged and I am going to have diarrhea!”
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