Merlin Must Hate Me
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
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Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
11,728
Reviews:
36
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Merlin Must Hate Me
This morning I noticed that Charlie is a very handsome man.
I have never noticed that before.
I got up early to shower after my one-night-stand with Brendon. He wasn’t very good. He’s the only guy that I’ve been with since I got here and it was just to release a little pent-up frustration. Before I came here, I had a steady sexual relationship with the twins, but I broke it off with them before I came here, knowing that I wouldn’t be able to go six months without having sex.
When I noticed that Charlie was a handsome man was when I walked into the bathroom only to see him step out of the shower, completely naked, rubbing the soap off his face with a towel and therefore shielding his eyes from seeing me. I scampered off before he could see me and I decided—upon seeing his endowments—that I would seduce him instead of having one of the other stupid males trying to get into my knickers.
That was before Kristah arrived. He’s been all over her all day. I wanted to vomit when he pulled her chair out, when he got her food for her, when he did anything that I wanted him to do to me.
And that includes making her scream out his name at the top of her lungs while I’m trying to get some sleep.
How can it be that he can not have a single woman—or man—to shag until the day I realise that I like him, and then all of a sudden here comes Miss Perfect, just ready to charm his shorts off?
Merlin must hate me.
I have never noticed that before.
I got up early to shower after my one-night-stand with Brendon. He wasn’t very good. He’s the only guy that I’ve been with since I got here and it was just to release a little pent-up frustration. Before I came here, I had a steady sexual relationship with the twins, but I broke it off with them before I came here, knowing that I wouldn’t be able to go six months without having sex.
When I noticed that Charlie was a handsome man was when I walked into the bathroom only to see him step out of the shower, completely naked, rubbing the soap off his face with a towel and therefore shielding his eyes from seeing me. I scampered off before he could see me and I decided—upon seeing his endowments—that I would seduce him instead of having one of the other stupid males trying to get into my knickers.
That was before Kristah arrived. He’s been all over her all day. I wanted to vomit when he pulled her chair out, when he got her food for her, when he did anything that I wanted him to do to me.
And that includes making her scream out his name at the top of her lungs while I’m trying to get some sleep.
How can it be that he can not have a single woman—or man—to shag until the day I realise that I like him, and then all of a sudden here comes Miss Perfect, just ready to charm his shorts off?
Merlin must hate me.