Where's the Party?
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
3,328
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Five
~*~
Remus sat down completely naked and half hard. He placed his hot hands on Severus’ shaking legs. “Severus,” he whispered seductively.
Severus was still trying hard not to look at him. “Dare- I mean truth!” His eyes shot wide open as he realized what he had just said. “Truth, damn it! Oh, BUGGER!” he yelled, his hands balled into fists as Remus snickered.
“Sorry, Severus, you said dare first, so dare it is,” Albus gleefully informed Severus of what he already knew.
Remus leaned in and whispered into his ear, “I dare you to suck me off right here and now.”
“NEVER!” Severus jumped to his feet, nearly knocking Remus over in his chair. He was seething with rage. He had put up with more than enough embarrassment already, but that was going too far.
“Well, it’s either that, or go to the Burrow and kiss Harry Potter!” Remus said calmly as he took another drink from the second bottle of brew he was sharing with Severus.
“The HELL I will!”
“I’m sorry, Severus, but those are your choices, though it doesn’t seem fair that we all didn’t get to hear the first.” Albus was almost giddy and Severus was certain the bastard had heard exactly what Remus had dared him to do. “You agreed to the rules and now you must abide by them.”
“Fine,” Severus ground out between clenched teeth. “I’ll go to the Burrow and kiss Potter, then I quit this bloody game. And do NOT expect to see me at another of these ‘parties’ again.” Severus spun on his heal and headed for the door, swaying slightly from the alcohol and anger.
“Wait,” Albus called out. “Someone, preferably the one who challenged you, has to accompany you.” Everyone turned to stare at Remus.
“What? Oh! I get to go to the Burrow!” Remus clapped happily and jumped to his feet, grabbing the half empty bottle. Severus stood with his arms crossed over his chest glaring daggers at the drunken sop.
“Your clothes.”
“Huh?” Remus looked down at his naked body. “Oh, right!” He laughed at himself as he set the bottle down and redressed, missing several buttons on his shirt and forgetting the zipper on his trousers. “Ok, love! I’m ready to go!”
Severus stormed out of the room, his robes flaring dramatically with Remus trailing behind. When they exited the school, Severus whirled on him.
“What the bloody hell was that all about?”
“Huh?”
“How dare you do that to me! And in front of the whole staff no less!”
“Oh, come on Sev! I was only having a little fun with you! I knew you wouldn’t do it,” he said as he stumbled into Severus’ arms, trying to kiss him.
“What?” Severus pushed Remus back.
“I only wanted us to get out of there for a while.”
“You mean you planned that?” Severus looked at him in disbelief.
“Of course,” Remus said, leaning against Severus again.
“So now I have to kiss Potter, just because YOU wanted to go to the Burrow?”
“So what? You kissed just about everyone at our party!” Remus laughed, but Severus only glared at him and pushed him away again. “Besides, Draco is there.” Remus stared dreamily into the night sky, leaning heavily on Severus for support.
“You made that rude comment, just so you could go make out with a former student??” Severus’ anger rose up again. Now, not only was he embarrassed, but he felt used as well.
“Not entirely. I wanted to make out with you, too!” Remus pulled Severus in for a kiss, licking at his lips, then nibbling on them until Severus finally gave and wrapped his arms around the smaller man.
“You’re a horny little bugger when you’re drunk, aren’t you?” Severus asked as they came up for air.
“Bugger? Only if you’ll let me!” Remus grinned and pressed his crotch against Severus’. Severus just shook his head and pushed the man out of his arms.
“Let’s just get this over with.” Severus stumbled across the grounds with Remus pulling at his arm until they reached the gates of the school. From the other side, they could apparate directly to the Weasley home.
~*~
Remus sat down completely naked and half hard. He placed his hot hands on Severus’ shaking legs. “Severus,” he whispered seductively.
Severus was still trying hard not to look at him. “Dare- I mean truth!” His eyes shot wide open as he realized what he had just said. “Truth, damn it! Oh, BUGGER!” he yelled, his hands balled into fists as Remus snickered.
“Sorry, Severus, you said dare first, so dare it is,” Albus gleefully informed Severus of what he already knew.
Remus leaned in and whispered into his ear, “I dare you to suck me off right here and now.”
“NEVER!” Severus jumped to his feet, nearly knocking Remus over in his chair. He was seething with rage. He had put up with more than enough embarrassment already, but that was going too far.
“Well, it’s either that, or go to the Burrow and kiss Harry Potter!” Remus said calmly as he took another drink from the second bottle of brew he was sharing with Severus.
“The HELL I will!”
“I’m sorry, Severus, but those are your choices, though it doesn’t seem fair that we all didn’t get to hear the first.” Albus was almost giddy and Severus was certain the bastard had heard exactly what Remus had dared him to do. “You agreed to the rules and now you must abide by them.”
“Fine,” Severus ground out between clenched teeth. “I’ll go to the Burrow and kiss Potter, then I quit this bloody game. And do NOT expect to see me at another of these ‘parties’ again.” Severus spun on his heal and headed for the door, swaying slightly from the alcohol and anger.
“Wait,” Albus called out. “Someone, preferably the one who challenged you, has to accompany you.” Everyone turned to stare at Remus.
“What? Oh! I get to go to the Burrow!” Remus clapped happily and jumped to his feet, grabbing the half empty bottle. Severus stood with his arms crossed over his chest glaring daggers at the drunken sop.
“Your clothes.”
“Huh?” Remus looked down at his naked body. “Oh, right!” He laughed at himself as he set the bottle down and redressed, missing several buttons on his shirt and forgetting the zipper on his trousers. “Ok, love! I’m ready to go!”
Severus stormed out of the room, his robes flaring dramatically with Remus trailing behind. When they exited the school, Severus whirled on him.
“What the bloody hell was that all about?”
“Huh?”
“How dare you do that to me! And in front of the whole staff no less!”
“Oh, come on Sev! I was only having a little fun with you! I knew you wouldn’t do it,” he said as he stumbled into Severus’ arms, trying to kiss him.
“What?” Severus pushed Remus back.
“I only wanted us to get out of there for a while.”
“You mean you planned that?” Severus looked at him in disbelief.
“Of course,” Remus said, leaning against Severus again.
“So now I have to kiss Potter, just because YOU wanted to go to the Burrow?”
“So what? You kissed just about everyone at our party!” Remus laughed, but Severus only glared at him and pushed him away again. “Besides, Draco is there.” Remus stared dreamily into the night sky, leaning heavily on Severus for support.
“You made that rude comment, just so you could go make out with a former student??” Severus’ anger rose up again. Now, not only was he embarrassed, but he felt used as well.
“Not entirely. I wanted to make out with you, too!” Remus pulled Severus in for a kiss, licking at his lips, then nibbling on them until Severus finally gave and wrapped his arms around the smaller man.
“You’re a horny little bugger when you’re drunk, aren’t you?” Severus asked as they came up for air.
“Bugger? Only if you’ll let me!” Remus grinned and pressed his crotch against Severus’. Severus just shook his head and pushed the man out of his arms.
“Let’s just get this over with.” Severus stumbled across the grounds with Remus pulling at his arm until they reached the gates of the school. From the other side, they could apparate directly to the Weasley home.
~*~