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Adult +
Chapters:
11
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16
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Lets meet Voldemort
"Harry , say something." Harry looked at her confused what they hell could he say to thease freaks, "Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?" Hermione rolled her eyes at the dumb looks they got. "Harry, please, let's get out of here." She was really starting to get on his nerves, "For Merlin's sake keep a grip on yourself Hermione." Hermione was unconvinced, "But it... it seems so unhealthy here." Harry and her were backing up faster now to the door. "It's just a party, Hermione."
"Well - I want to go." Hermione was feeling wet and upset. "Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a fireplace." Hermione looked at the man who had let them in, "Well then ask the butler or someone." Harry knew she was right yet they couldnt make a sceane. "Just a moment, Hermione - we don't want to interfere with their celebration." Rolling her eyes at him, hse tugged on his shirt, "This isn't the DA Harry" Harry was unsettled and when this happened he tended to dribble words. "They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing." Finally having enough Hermione turned to Harry making him look at her, "Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" Noticing out of the courner of her eyes a figure behind them Hermione looked up at fear at the man in a cloak. Harry continued to ramble, "I'm here - there's nothing to worry about." Hermione screamed fainting into Harry's arms as he looked up at the strangly done up man.
Voldemort: How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
The man mingled among the death eaters as Harry followed with a now awake Hermione,
Harry: I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your Fireplace?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Hermione: Right.
Harry: We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Voldemort: Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
The man went and sat on a black throne with Lucius, Ginny and Bellatrix fawning over him.
Voldemort: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Hogwarts.
Why don't you stay for the night?
Lucius: Night.
Voldemort: Or maybe a bite?
Ginny: Bite.
Voldemort: I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my......tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
All-together: Sweet transvestite
Frank: From Transsexual,
Lucius, Bellatrix and Ginny: Hogwarts.
Voldemort: So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici --- pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause.
But not the symptom.
The man vanished leaving Hermione and Harry with his three helpers, Lucius and Bellatrix started pulling the couples wet clothes off them, Hermione feaked looking up at Harry in fear.
"It's all right HErmione. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right." Ginny walked up grinning at Harrys half bare body. "Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush." Harry held out his hand frowning when it wasn't taken, "Hi, my name is Harry Potter, and this is my fiancee, Hermione Granger; ah.. you are...?" The red head ignored him. "You're very lucky to be invited up to Voldemorts laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege." Harry smirked at the woman, "People like you maybe." Ginny laughed, "Ha! I've seen it." Impatient Lucius and Bellatrix ushered them all along to a lift, "Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting." Hermione was curiouse about ginny's relationship with the dark wizard, "Is he, um, Voldemort I mean - is he your husband?" Ginny burst into laughter as Lucius gave a hard sigh, "The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants." HErmione went silent accepting this awnser.
"Well - I want to go." Hermione was feeling wet and upset. "Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a fireplace." Hermione looked at the man who had let them in, "Well then ask the butler or someone." Harry knew she was right yet they couldnt make a sceane. "Just a moment, Hermione - we don't want to interfere with their celebration." Rolling her eyes at him, hse tugged on his shirt, "This isn't the DA Harry" Harry was unsettled and when this happened he tended to dribble words. "They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more... folk dancing." Finally having enough Hermione turned to Harry making him look at her, "Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" Noticing out of the courner of her eyes a figure behind them Hermione looked up at fear at the man in a cloak. Harry continued to ramble, "I'm here - there's nothing to worry about." Hermione screamed fainting into Harry's arms as he looked up at the strangly done up man.
Voldemort: How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
The man mingled among the death eaters as Harry followed with a now awake Hermione,
Harry: I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your Fireplace?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Hermione: Right.
Harry: We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Voldemort: Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
The man went and sat on a black throne with Lucius, Ginny and Bellatrix fawning over him.
Voldemort: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Hogwarts.
Why don't you stay for the night?
Lucius: Night.
Voldemort: Or maybe a bite?
Ginny: Bite.
Voldemort: I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my......tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
All-together: Sweet transvestite
Frank: From Transsexual,
Lucius, Bellatrix and Ginny: Hogwarts.
Voldemort: So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici --- pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause.
But not the symptom.
The man vanished leaving Hermione and Harry with his three helpers, Lucius and Bellatrix started pulling the couples wet clothes off them, Hermione feaked looking up at Harry in fear.
"It's all right HErmione. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right." Ginny walked up grinning at Harrys half bare body. "Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush." Harry held out his hand frowning when it wasn't taken, "Hi, my name is Harry Potter, and this is my fiancee, Hermione Granger; ah.. you are...?" The red head ignored him. "You're very lucky to be invited up to Voldemorts laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege." Harry smirked at the woman, "People like you maybe." Ginny laughed, "Ha! I've seen it." Impatient Lucius and Bellatrix ushered them all along to a lift, "Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting." Hermione was curiouse about ginny's relationship with the dark wizard, "Is he, um, Voldemort I mean - is he your husband?" Ginny burst into laughter as Lucius gave a hard sigh, "The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants." HErmione went silent accepting this awnser.