Untrue Fantasies

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it.


Chapter 5 - Bow chicka bow wow


The next day, the entire trio was exhausted and tired. Ron, because of his broken legs, Hermione, because of the night of rough sex with her hands (She named the left one Hank and the right one Chuck), and Harry, because of the night and morning of rough sex with his bed/pillow/drapes/trunk/pillow again/Firebolt/invisibility cloak. So, basically, Ron's sperm was still completely inside himself.

You know what? This scene sucks, let me talk with the writers for a while.

I walked from my room to the kitchen where five monkeys were writing this story and I asked them, "Hey, don't you guys have anything better than this?"

They threw excrement at me.

I waddled back to my chair and continued the story...

"So, Harry...", Hermione began "Any plans for...well, during Potions?"
Harry looked up and said, "Well, Potions, duh."
"I meant...other than that.", she said, licking her lips.
Harry didn't catch on and said, "Nope."
"Do you think you can skip it and help me with some homework?"
"...you're asking me for homework help? Not to mention skip a class?"
"It's extra special." she purred.
"I don't think so."
"I mean really raunchy, hardcore, sweaty homework."
"Hermione, what the hell do you do with your homework?"
Miffed at his ineptitude, Hermione stood up abruptly and screamed in a very Howler-like way, "I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UNTIL MY LIVER COMES OUT OF MY ASS!"

...silence...

Ron poured some Pumpkin Juice, sipped it and said, "You do realize there were many more better ways to say that. Such as...*ahem*...I WANT YOU TO SHOVE YOUR COCK UP MY PUSSY SO DEEP THAT I SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!."
"But I am a girl, Ron."
"Well, then how about...I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME SCREAM SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN ALASKA WILL GET ORGASMS!!!"
"Yeah, that sounds okay. How about...I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY HIPS, RAM YOUR COCK UP MY SLIT, AND SPANK ME UNTIL YOU AND I BLOW OUR LOADS OF PLEASURE FIFTEEN TIMES AND THEN PERHAPS I CAN MASSAGE YOUR DICK AND LICK IT UNTIL YOU GO FOR A SIXTEENTH TIME!!!
Harry was sitting on the sidelines thinking, "You know, Potions can probably wait for a while...yeah...maple syrup."


---------------------When Potions should be---------------------



Harry was sitting on his bed jitterily when Hermione entered.
"Oh, hey there!", he said, waving his hand.
"Hello, Harry" she crooned, locking the door and making a sound-proof barrier around the room "Time to get really nasty."
"oooh-hoo, I bet!"



---------------------Afterwards---------------------


Harry and Hermione were lying down on the floor, with every bed in the room in splinters. The curtains were ripped to shreds and there was semen and sweat everywhere. Furniture was overturned and some floorboards with broken. Harry's bed in particular was smashed so badly that the matress was groaning. There was dripping white cum all over the walls, mized with whipped cream and peanut butter. Their clothes were nowhere to be seen, and a copy of the Karma Sutra was in the corner.
"WOW!" panted Harry, hugging Hermione close to hi mwhile they lied on the floor "That was the absolute most wildest time I ever had with a girl."
Hermione panted, cum dripping from her...well from everywhere, "I know what you mean, how many times did you...?"
"32, I think. you?"
"5 times."
"Oh...pity."
"Oh, Harry, that was the most raunchiest and hardcore sex I've ever had! I was screaming so loud!"
"I know! I think we're still having sex right now!"
"We are!"
"Wicked! Are we great at this or what?"
"Shut up and thrust harder."

A/N: Yes, I skimped on it. I'm going to put some more detail on it the next chapter....or the last one, depending on how much feedback I have.