Hogwarts Whores

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are owned by JK Rowling.... All songs randomly sung at intervals are not owned by us.... Animes characters that might appear are not owned by us..... The only things owned by us are the Boblanders and their obsession with the most oddest of things....

!!!WARNING!!! SLASH IS INVOLVED!!!!!!


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This story will not be updated regularly like most would hope, for the fact that it is written by many people..... Many moronic people... *points to friends*

Now time for Detention *evil laughs and runs away*......


At the end of dinner Tado walked past Draco at the Slytherin table. \"Remember Mr. Malfoy you have detention in five minutes..... Oh and meet me in front of the school!\" She continued on her way out of the Great Hall.
Draco sunk in his seat, glaring at the horrid tableware. Pansy was looking at him confused. \"Dray? Why do you have detention with her on the first day of classes?\"
Blaise started laughing from Draco\'s other side. \"It\'s because he got caught speaking his mind. That or the fact he wouldn\'t give the condom back to the Stix girl.\"
Draco glared at him, \"Shut your mouth Zambini, no one asked your opinion!\" He pushed his plate away and stormed out of the Great Hall, to his night of detention, with the evil bitch. He walked out of the school to see said person staring at the stars.
\"Mr. Malfoy you\'re late!\" She stopped her gazing and started walking away from the school.
He followed closely behind, wishing he knew how to kill people from glaring. \"Actually Professor, I was here on time. If you were paying close attention, you would know that.\"
\"Whatever!\" She picked up her pace, as she spaced out.
He finally realized why they were walking around outside. He saw that she was walking towards the Whomping Willow. \"Why are we walking towards that tree?\"
\"Bob said we should decorate the tree with pink ribbons, and take a picture of Snape running by it in a pink dress!\"
\"Why don\'t I believe you?\" He was staring at her in mild shock, because of the fact that somebody would want to see Snape in a pink dress.
The branches stopped moving as Pixie popped her head from the hole under the tree. \"Come on, I have to get back to my kitty! She misses me!\"
\"Pixie, I thought you went to bed already?\"
\"I couldn\'t sleep without my kitty! She gets so lonely at night.\"
\"I did not need to know that Pixie! Keep the sorrid details to yourself.\" She started for the hole, dragging Draco by the arm, along side her.
\"There is no way in hell am I going into there!\"
\"There are far worse things than hell, Mr. Malfoy.\"
\"And that would be?\"
\"Where we are going of course!\" She threw him head first into the tree and jumped in after him. \"Ooo, I like this new landing pad!\"
\"Yeah, well it don\'t like you. GET OFF OF ME!!!\"
\"Well if you were smart enough to move, you wouldn\'t be down there you pervert!\"
\"How am I the pervert! You\'re on top of me, you stupid wench!\"
She grabbed her wand, smacking Malfoy in the head with it, and stood up to lighten the way through the tunnel. She grabbed Draco by the back of his cloak, stood him up, and proceeded to push him down the tunnel.
As they reached the end of the tunnel, Malfoy stopped, and looked around. \"Now where to? It\'s a dead end!\"
\"You wizards really need to start watching more TV,\" as she pointed up. \"That is a trap door, you open it and a ladder falls down!\"
\"Sarcasm isn\'t a strong point you should continue with Tado!\" Tado threw a rock and hit Pixie in the back of the head.
After successfully climbing up the ladder, Tado and Draco were face to face in the basement. \"Okay Blondie, your first task is to clean this room up, with no magic, just rags and other cleaning substances.\"
\"That\'s barbaric! It\'ll take me weeks to do that!\"
\"Well you better get started!\"
\"Here ya go!\" Draco looked up to see a bucket full of things being thrown down the stairs at him.
\"Have fun Mr. Malfoy!\"
\"BITE ME!\" He yelled at her retreating back.
\"Pixie, go clean the tunnel.\"
\"But, I need my Kitty!\"
\"Why? She\'ll eventually come and find you!\"
\"SO!!!\"

xxxxxx Meow xxxxxx

An hour later, Tado returned to the basement to see Malfoy on his hands and knees scrubbing at the floor. \"Are you done yet Malfoy?\"
He dropped the rag in his hand and looked up at her. He was covered in dirt from head to toe, and had taken off his robe. \"No I m not done yet. How could I be?\" Tado started laughing at him, and took out her wand. With a flick of her wrist, she cleaned the rest of the room. Malfoy glared at her. \"Why didn\'t you just to that to begin with!\"
\"Well duh! It isn\'t as entertaining that way!\" Tado smirked at him. \"Come on upstairs, the second part is far more entertaining than this.\"
Draco picked up his discarded robe and followed her out of the basement. He looked around noticing all the random people running around. \"What the hell is this place, and why are there all these people here?\"
\"Well mister powerful wizard, this is a fun house, and those are all the clowns that work here!\" A tall man with dark green hair was glaring at him. He wore only black, and had little white wings that protruded from his. \"I work here as well, while the love of my life keeps leaving me to go play with all those stupid children.\"
\"Who the hell are you anyways?\" Draco was glaring at the man for calling him a stupid child.
Said man draped an arm around Tado, which she shrugged off. \"You said he was an enigma of energy, but never told me he was hot too. I\'m amazed he can think rationally, being blonde.\"
\"If I told you he was hot, you wouldn\'t have been doing your job, and went down there to gawk at him George!\"
George\'s silver eyes lit up at that statement. \"Well Tado, if I had known you were going to get jealous, I would have taken you down with me.\" He licked his lips suggestively, and started to move closer to her.
\"George, how fascinating it is to see you try and get in Tado\'s pants, that is just so eww!\" Pixie, than ran passed the three of them, knocking a brown haired girl with pigtails over a table, and pinned someone to the wall. \"Hello Sanura love, did you miss me?\"
\"Why can\'t the two of you go get a room and do your creepy love stuff in there!\" Tado glared at Sanura and Pixie. \"And you,\" looking towards George, \"How many times do I have to tell you not to touch me?\"
\"But I thought you loved me?\"
\"The only thing I love about you, is the fact that your hair is my favorite color.\" She pushed George away, knocking him over the same table, that the brown hair girl was now lying underneath.
\"Tado he is supposed to be serving a detention, not being served as side dish for George.\" Tado looked up and smiled.
\"Damn PB, and here I thought, I would finally be rid of George.\"
\"That boy has a libido of a house full of whores. He will never go away no matter how much you push him.\" PB looked over to see Draco leaning against the wall, arms crossed, and glaring. \"Well you better get him something to do, before he decides to jump at the opportunity to leave.\"
\"Why do you always have to ruin my fun PB?\"
\"Why, because like most other people around here, you have the attention span of a rock. And If I don\'t get you going, you will never get anything done.\"
\"Fine, just ruin all my hopes of being happy. Come on Malfoy, you\'re next task awaits.\" She headed up a different set of stairs to the second floor, with Malfoy following behind her.
George peeled himself off the floor and started running up the stairs after Tado. \"Wait Tado! I need you!\"
PB grabbed a bucket full of water, and threw it on Sanura and Pixie. They both screamed as the water hit them full on. \"Now that you have been dislodged from each others tonsils, get up there and help them.\" Pixie glared death at PB, as Sanura was busy trying to separate herself from the water dripping off her fur. \"PB you know as well as I do, that Malfoy won\'t learn his lesson if he doesn\'t do it himself!\" Pixie stomped her foot in emphasis.
PB stood her ground daring Pixie to keep up her complaints. \"Yes, but since you find it in your power to try and force someone to do something so ridiculous, you get bathroom duty for the next ten years. Now get your asses up there and help.\"
Pixie grabbed Sanura by the hand, distracting the other girl from her self-appointed mission, and dragged her up the stairs. About half way up, George came flying over the railing and landed in front of them. \"Look, Tado got us a new welcoming mat!\" Pixie started jumping up and down on George. \"Damn lumps, you think she would have gotten a flatter one.\"

Upon everyone\'s arrival upstairs, PB found Tado with her hand up holding off George. Pixie and Sanura were in a dark corner doing god knows what. Malfoy, was off to the side of the room, glaring at George for his groping attempts on his part. PB walked up to George, grabbing his ear, and dragged him away from Tado.

\"Okay Malfoy, now you get to use your wand this time.\" She looked over towards him, he was still set on glaring at George. \"Hey Blondie, pay attention.\" His head snapped towards her, daring her to call him that again. \"You need to levitate a bed, into every room, a closet into each room, and last but not least, make the beds. But that part you have to do by hand.\"
The brown pigtailed girl came in to room and smacked Tado upside the head. \"And how the hell do you levitate a closet into a room? They are supposed to be a separate part of the room, or constructed to be part of the room.\"
\"No one asked you Moose, now did they?\"
\"I didn\'t have to be asked Tado, if your brain worked properly we wouldn\'t have to explain everything to you. I\'m actually surprised you even remembered to put closet space in here.\"
\"Go away Moose. Oh and one more thing Malfoy, you need to re-size each bed, the appropriate bed dressings are in the room off to the left.\" She looked towards him, to see him smirking at her. \"What the hell is so funny!\"
\"The fact that the same moron who got knocked over a table by a horny girl, is also the same one who told you off.\"
At that point in time, two fairies were seen levitating beds up the stairs. After dropping the beds into the hall, they looked at each and sighed. Each took a hold of either Pixie and Sanura and pried them apart.
\"Get to work cat.\" The green and blue haired one pushed Sanura out door, followed closely by Pixie.
\"But Tado!!\" Whined George, \"How did I get roped into helping!\"
Tado looked at him and hissed at his ministrations. \"Well if you all did this earlier today, you wouldn\'t have to be doing it now.\"
\"But Tado, then I wouldn\'t have been able to see you all day!\"
\"No matter if you did do it or not, you still wouldn\'t have seen me all day.\" She emphasized this by smacking him upside the head. \"Besides, idiot, you could have just come to the school like Sanura did.\"
\"REALLY!!\" He squealed with joy. \"But why didn\'t you tell me this earlier?\" He looked at her confused, which looked more like he was constipated.
\"Because, it was on a need to know basis, and you, well, you\'re just an idiot.\"
\"So, where\'s your room?\"
\"Like hell am I going to tell you!\" She started laughing at him, and walked away to help Malfoy, with George hot on her tail.
After another hour had passed, Tado walked out into the hall to try and escape George for at least a minute or two, when Bob came running up to her waving a bob in her hand. \"LOOK WHAT I FOUND TADO!!!!!!\" Malfoy chose that moment to run out of the room to escape George, who was following after him.
\"AH!!!\" George saw Bob standing there, with bob in hand, and ran behind Tado. \"Foul demon, stay back or I swear I\'ll, well I don\'t know what I am going to do, BUT I\'LL DO IT!!!!!\"
~*~ FLASH BACK!!!!! ~*~
George sat, tied to a chair, with only a black leather thong on and a ball gag in his mouth. Bob came up behind him and started hugging him. \"YAY!!! A new torture victim!\" George was struggling against his restraints, trying to get away from her. \"Let\'s see, I know! I should show you all of my favorite toys!\" She ran over to a dresser on the opposite side of the room. \"I had to put them all in here because my love doesn\'t like them in my room.\" She started pulling out each bob one by one. \"This is my silver one, and this is my blue one that Tado got me for my birthday. This is my purple one. This is my pink one that Tiki got me for my birthday. The tip on changes colors. This is the pink double sided one. This one has three means of entertainment. This is the spiked one. This is the one that I keep trying to use on my love, but he keeps running away from me. This one belongs to Damion, though I haven\'t figured out why I have it.\" She shrugged her shoulders, and threw it over her shoulder. It landed on George\'s lap and he started fighting against his restraints again to get it off. \"What the hell are these doing in here?\" She held up a box of cock rings, looked at it and threw it over her shoulder. The box hit George in the head and knocked him unconscious. \"Oh poor George, he got so tired from all the fun we were having and decided to take a nap.\" She stepped over to were he was lying on the floor strapped to the chair. He had drool coming out the side of his mouth. \"He looks so cute like that!\"
~*~ END FLASHBACK ~*~
\"What the hell are you doing here!\" Tado yelled at Bob. \"And why are you waving it around?\"
\"Bob got lonely, so Bob decided to play with bob!\" She emphasized this by swinging the object through the air.
\"Tado make her go away!\" George was cowering behind Tado.
\"I say she should stay.\" Malfoy decided to make himself known to Bob. \"I mean, that idiot is obviously scared of her, so why should we make her leave?\"
\"Malfoy, do you know what that is in her hand?\"
\"No, and I don\'t want to know. As long as wing boy stays far away from me, I could care less.\"
\"WEE!!!!\" Tado and Malfoy stopped their bickering to find Bob jumping up and down on one of the beds they had just finished making. \"Come on it\'s fun!\"
PB had chosen that moment to ascend the stairs. She looked to see Bob destroying the room they just fixed. \"BOB!\"
\"HI PB! You wanna play with me too?\"
\"No, I do not want to play with you, now get off of that bed.\"
\"Eww PB, what are you wearing?\"
PB looked down at her clothes, noticing nothing wrong. \"What are you talking about Bob?\"
\"How could you wear that? I mean, eww, those clothes don\'t look good on you. Here I\'ll fix it!\" Bob ran over to Tado, and knocked her over.
\"What the hell was that for!\"
\"Well duh! Easy access!\" She rolled Tado onto her stomach and pulled the wand out of her back pocket. She pointed the wand at PB, and made some swishy movements with the wand, and started mumbling words. \"YAY! You look better already!\"
\"Bob, these are my normal clothes. Why did you change me from the clothes I was wearing to clean, to my normal clothes!\"
\"But they\'re so much prettier.\" She started sniffling, which caused Tado back up a few paces, to avoid any more emotional behavior from Bob. At that point in time, Jojo, Doodle, and Snickers chose to come in, arm in arm singing.
\"We\'re Here! We\'re Queers!\" Those few lines were repeated over and over, not knowing anymore of the catchy tune.
\"YAY!!!! Now Knights of the Turtle! We walk to the kitchen to discuss further matters!\" Bob grabbed Draco by the arm and ran down the stairs, made a couple of random turns, and arrived in the kitchen. In the kitchen sat a very large turtle, with twenty-two chairs around it, one larger than all the rest, sitting at the head. Bob walked to the largest chair and plopped down in it. Draco sat in the chair to the left of Bob, as they waited for everyone to arrive. In a disoriented line, came in each person. Tado with George attached to her arm. Tiki and Damion who were discussing the finer points of blow-jobs. Jojo, Doodle and Snickers, who were still singing about being queers. A blonde with very skimpy clothing on. An orange-haired girl, who reminded Draco a lot of a Weasley. The two fairies from earlier, and Moose. They were all clinging onto one another, obviously doing unmentionable thing to one another. Pixie who had Sanura on her back. Coco, followed closely by a blonde-haired girl. A girl in a bandanna with a hammer over her shoulder. A man with long white hair. PB and finally The Dark One, who sat opposite of Bob at the table.
\"Okay, I Kouga, Judge of you idiots, call this meeting to order!\" She pulled the hammer from her shoulder and slammed it against the poor turtle.
The fairy with pink and purple hair raised her hand to speak. \"One, why is he here on our meeting?\" Pointing towards Draco. \"Two, why are we having our meeting here instead of the Chamber?\"
Bob looked at the girl. \"Ishbu he is here, because he\'s so cute!\" She jumped from her chair and started hugging Draco. \"And to answer your other question, we are already here, we don\'t want to risk being caught, shoving 22 people into the boy\'s bathroom stall! Okay now are all the preparations for the house done with?\"
PB was the one to answer. \"They were, until you decided to jump on the beds and ruin them.\"
\"Okay does anyone else have anything to add?\" Bob looked around the turtle. Everyone looked from one to another. When no one spoke, Bob took that as a no. \"Well that\'s that. BRING OUT THE PARTY HATS!!!\" Everyone at the table got on their party hats, except George, because The Dark One, burnt it to smithereens. Tado grabbed the remote for the stereo and cranked up the volume, blasting System of a Down. Draco sat there watching in shock as more and more people flooded into the room. They all had blow horns, whistles, and other random noise makers. There was a table set up near the stove, were drinks and food were provided. The Dark One was the one handing out the drinks.
\"What do you want Blondie?\" She shouted to Draco who was starring at the assortment on the table.
\"What is there to drink?\" He shouted back to her.
\"We have soda, juice, alcohol, and of course looks of sugar filled snacks to eat!\"
\"Do you have any firewhiskey?\"
\"Nope, sorry, Damion took that one for himself. Here have some Gin and Tonic!\" She handed him a glass full of a clear liquid, which he greatly accepted.
\"Thanks.\" He walked over to a vacant space on the opposite side of the room. A boy about fourteen years old, with silver hair, walked up to him. \"Hey aren\'t you a little to young to be here?\"
\"Of course not, I am far older than you. Besides, my mother doesn\'t care. And my older brother is here too, though you should watch out for him. He has a habit of hitting on anyone whom he deems worthy to annoy beyond no point. Then my younger brother doesn\'t even know we exist so, where\'s the harm?\"
\"And which one is your brother?\" He took a drink from the glass The Dark One gave him.
\"Oh, that one over there.\" He pointed across the room towards a group of giggling girls, and hot guys. \"He\'s the one with the dark blue hair.\"
Draco choked on his drink, at the mention of Damion. \"That\'s your brother?\" He asked in mild shock.
\"Yeah, but watch out for him. He has a nasty habit of trying to screw anything on two legs.\"
Draco just nodded at the kid. He didn\'t partake in the activities, and just watched from the sidelines. The thing that struck him as odd, was the fact that, there were hardly any couples consisting of a guy and a girl. They were all guys dancing with other guys, and girls dancing with other girls. \'I bet the other Slytherin\'s would love to come to a party like this. Well it does make up for the detention I was put through.\' He was on his sixth glass of gin and tonic, and finished it off. When he looked towards the door, he noticed that Bob was leaving the room. He decided to follow her, to see what she was up to. He stepped outside in the warm summer air, and saw her sitting on the porch.
\"You do know it\'s very rude to follow someone, without an invitation.\" She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, and lit one up. He sat down beside her, watching her inhale the and exhale the smoke from her mouth. \"Have you ever listened to muggle music before?\" He shook his head no. \"Well, what we were listening too was a muggle rock group, who is from the Middle East.\" She took another drag from her cigarette, letting the smoke spew from her lips.
Draco watched her with mild interest and turned his head away.
\"Well there is one muggle band called Rammstein, they\'re German, and of course their songs are also in German. Well in one song called Engel, the ending lyrics in English are as translated, Goddamn not an angel when I die, Heaven must be hell in the sky. If that is true, would you want to go to that place called Heaven? Or would you rather go to hell, and not know what it is like either?\"
Draco just sat starring at the sky.
Bob got up from beside him and threw the cigarette butt onto the ground and stepped on it. \"You should probably get back to the school, it\'s getting late, and you don\'t want to miss any classes tomorrow.\" She walked away, back into the house.

xxxxxxmeowxxxxxx

Tado was walking down the hall as quietly as she could. She just deposited Bob at Snape\'s rooms. He didn\'t seem to thrilled to have a passed out Bob drooling all over his shoulder. She really needed a nice hot shower before bed. She turned down a hall and saw Drow walking around. ~Drow where have you been?~
Drow looked up to see Tado walking towards. ~I was exploring the castle mistress~
~That doesn\'t sound like much fun? Are you done yet?~
Drow yawned as well as a cat could. ~No, but after that horrible ghost started throwing water balloons at me, I decided to head back to the room.~
Tado picked up Drow and started towards her room once again. When she got inside, she saw Corn Pops leaning against one of the posts of her bed.
\"Were have you been?\"
\"Giving Malfoy detention.\"
\"Gee, at least you could have invited me to come along!\"
\"So I am assuming you have been bored?\"
\"Yes, and why do you keep calling me Corn Pops? I have a name you know!\"
\"Yes I know, but I like Corn Pops better.\"
\"I don\'t care if you like the name or not!\" He collided into Tado who had stopped at the foot of her bed. \"I didn\'t do it! I was talking to you, so I couldn\'t have done it!\"
Tado was staring at her bed, which was now a mess of fabrics ripped up all over the place. \"YAY! My other present is here!\" She jumped on the bed and landed on a person.
Corn Pops walked around the side of the bed to see who she had jumped on. \"What do you mean present!? Why the hell are you here!\" He knocked Tado off the person and gave them a big hug.
\"What about you! Why are you here?\"
They both looked at Tado who was now praying to Bob. \"THANK YOU BOB!\" She looked at the two. \"You, you get to be Spaghetti O\'s! Now I am going to shower. Corn Pops you can play with Spaghetti O\'s, and if you try and escape, I will send Bob after you!\"
Spaghetti O\'s looked at Corn Pops, who gulped, with a pale expression on his face.

xxxxxxSlytherinxxxxxx

\"Draco!\" Blaise and Pansy ran to the opening of the common room, as Draco walked in. \"Where have you been! There is no way she could have given you a detention that long! It\'s 2 in the morning!\"
\"I have been there all this time, and they made me clean just like a common House Elf!\" He walked away from the two and sat down on the closest couch he could find.
\"Shit man. Was it that bad?\" Blaise sat on one side of Draco and Pansy on the other side.
\"Here is a short description of my night! It was horrible. De-grading to the Malfoy name. I was disturbed. I had insane people around me. Everything went bizarre from there. Than the entertainment rolled in. There was a massive party with alcohol. And now I am questioning whether I am going to heaven or hell when I die.\"
\"What did they do to you!\" Pansy hugged Draco to try and comfort him.
\"I was called an \"Enigma of Energy\" by a bi-sexual man, with dark green hair and little white angel wings.\"
\"Was he cute?\"
\"Blaise, why don\'t you go seek him out and judge for yourself.\"
\"I was just wondering.\"
\"There were two female fairies, that only had on loin clothes. Angels, devils, a girl who looked like a moose, and so many other bizarre mystical creatures, who were actually human. There were so many gay people, it must have been a gathering of them.\"
\"And you didn\'t come back and get us for this party!\" Blaise and Pansy exclaimed at the same time.
\"They had a giant turtle that was used as a table. Party favors, so many kinds of alcohol, it was amazing how many there were. Professor Cow and a few of the others, smoke those muggle things called cigarettes.\"
\"Wow, so it went from bad to good then?\"
\"It would have been good if that damn gay guy would have stopped groping me!\" He got up from the couch. \"I\'m going to bed, I drank to many of those Gin and Tonics, the Dark One gave me. Night.\" He walked towards his room for some good night sleep.
\"That selfish bastard. Next time he better invite us!\" Exclaimed Pansy.
\"I heard that!\"

xxxxxxmeowxxxxxx

During there little chat, Corn Pops and Spaghetti O\'s heard screaming coming from the bathroom.
Tado came out of the bathroom, wearing a dark green spaghetti strap shirt and dark green boxers. She still had water dripping off of her hair.
\"Geez, what the bloody hell was that about Tado?\" Asked Corn Pops.
\"Nothing, I already handled it.\" She walked over to the two of them and sat on the end of the bed.
\"Hey, aren\'t those my boxers?\"
\"Yeah, so what.\"
\"Hey, if a girl was wearing my boxers, I wouldn\'t mind at all.\"
\"See, Spaghetti O\'s thinks its a great idea.\"
\"But she looks so much more delectable without them!\"
The two looked at the wet guy, and back at Tado. She was about ready to blow her top. So calmly, she answered to him. \"Nobody around here cares what you think George!\"
\"But you should. I saw you naked, and I want to re-enact that beautiful scene!\"
\"Well at least we know what the scream was about.\"
\"You are most likely correct, Corn Pops!\" answered Spaghetti O\'s.
\"But now why is he all wet?\" Questioned Corn Pops.
\"That, my dear friends, is because after she got out, she punched me in the face, and threw me in the shower. Just look at the size of this bump on the back of my head!\" He turned around and pointed to the swollen part of his head. \"But alas, I love her so much, that I will endure any pain for her!\" George jumped on Tado and startled nuzzling her neck.
Tado was blushing and her face was turning red. \"KOUGA!!!\" The weight that was holding her down was lifted.
\"How many times do I have to tell you no to touch her?\" George was being pinned to the ground by the other man\'s foot.
\"But I love her more than anyone else! So I should be able to touch her!\"
\"Wrong answer!\" Kouga lifted his foot and stomped on George\'s back.
Tado climbed off the bed and bent down in front of George. She lifted up his face, to see drool coming out of the side of his mouth. \"Well, now I have to wait for him to wake up, so I can find out how the hell he got in here.\"
\"Uh... Bob made me do it?\" Sanura was standing behind Kouga, with a pillow for self defense.
\"Okay Kouga, you can now take George and Sanura out of here and go torture them somewhere else.\"
\"With pleasure.\" He kissed Tado on the lips. He grabbed George by the foot, and Sanura\'s tail and walked out of the room.
\"Okay, now what was all that about?\" Asked Spaghetti O\'s.
\"Kouga, is my mate. He is a full blooded demon, that lives with me. He along with Tama, Yuki, and Vash protect me from George. George is my conscience, and Sanura is my imaginary friend. Even after Sanura got George pregnant he still has a creepy fascination with me. Now time for bed.\" Tado climbed under the blankets, and pulled the two under with her.
\"Won\'t the demon man have a problem with us sleeping on the bed with you?\"
\"Who knows. Just be careful, he can get quite jealous.\" After noxing the lights out, the two just laid there staring at the ceiling, deciding if they actually wanted to sleep on the bed or not.

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