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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
2,289
Reviews:
33
Recommended:
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Ode to Cheesy Porn
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A/N: To my Reviewers:
*Acr: Isn’t it amazing the power of those three little letters?
*Sadpanda: Thanks!
*Narcissa Black : Hmm, Het? Okay well, maybe just a little. You’ll find a small bit in this chapter added just for you!
*Petalsoft : Don’t you think the kissing was a bit random? Oh well.
*Sahira: Thanks.
*Elayne: O,K
*Jenny_Wren: Oh, be careful!! I’ve hurt my head doing that! :-0
*SilentInquisition: I know poor Harry, but who can blame him?
INBETWEEEN **** AND ***** IS WHAT\'S ON THE TV
Meeting 5 Friday October 11th 1996. 4:00pm.
There was another message waiting for the members of the support group when they entered the Room of Requirements for their fifth meeting.
Dear Boys’
I’m assuming you’ve guessed that I will not be joining your session. Now, I have a special request, er, yes again. I’d like you to address Draco’s addiction, as the house-elf’s are getting worried and they say that it’s becoming more difficult to clean his bed sheets. Well stop reading this and get discussing. Same rules apply. Good luck.
Love
Albus
Truly, Albus was right, everyone had assumed that he would not be showing up again but would fully enforce the contract if they refused to talk.
“Why are we meeting so early?” Draco asked Severus.
“Because it’s Friday.”
“And? We’ve never met early on a Friday.”
“This is only the second Friday we’ve ever met.” Stated Severus.
“Oh, Right.”
“Hi guys!” Remus said cheerfully walking into the room.
“Hi.” Harry, and Neville mumbled.
“So how are you doing Neville?” Remus asked once he took his seat amongst the support group.
“Well, I’m still not sure if I am gay or not. I-I’ve hated gay people for so long that I don’t know if I can be gay. I’d be a hypocrite.”
“Oh that’s okay, lots of people are.” Remus said.
“Gay or Hypocrites?” Asked Harry.
“Really?” Neville asked hopefully.
“Sure,” Said Severus, “Lucius Malfoy,” (“Dad?”) “Sirius Black,”(Sirius?!) “Ginny Weasley…”
“Ginny’s not gay! Er. Or a Hypocrite!” Harry said still not sure what exactly he was talking about.
“Oh really?” Severus said, “I suppose catching her fucking not only Luna Lovegood but also Pansy Parkinsons is not enough reason to assume that she’s a lesbian.”
“She was with Pansy!?” Harry paled.
“Ehgh, Pansy would do anyone. Even that Weasley.” Draco said.
“Fuck off. You’re the one who’d screw anything Draco.” Harry spat.
“No, Potter. That’s your pal Hagrid. I’d only screw something that is a Homo Sapien.”
“Stop, now come on. We’re here to talk about Draco’s problem.” Remus said
Everyone turned to look at Remus blankly.
“I thought, we were talking about Neville’s problem.” Harry frowned.
“Yes, but obviously that is a touchy subject so why don’t we move on?” Remus smiled, Severus rolled his eyes.
“I don’ understand,” (Big surprise!) “he watches porn. Wus the problem?.” Hagrid asked.
“Ugh. Please don’t defend me!” Draco spat.
“He doesn’t just watch it. He’s addicted too it.” Harry said.
“Are you really addicted?” Neville asked Draco.
“Well that’s what Pansy and Dumbledore say. I think it’s that I am more dependent on it then anything”
“That’s the same thing!” Harry yelled.
“No it’s not. Being addicted is bad. Being dependent…er.. well anyway. I could stop if I wanted to!”
Severus laughed
“What’s so funny?”
“You couldn’t stop Mr.Malfoy.”
“I could too.”
“I doubt it. Tell me, isn’t it true that you masturbate as you write your potion’s essay? You can’t even stop watching porn for homework.”
“Gods Snape, what do you do? Watch your Slytherins in their bedrooms?” Harry sneered; clearly he was still angry about his rejection.
“No,” Snape snapped, “I just happen to have to have the unfortunate duty of grading teenagers’ homework. Now, I can deal with the dirty fingerprints, tea stains, and even the food particles that make their way into my student’s parchment, but when there is a substance that comes out of private areas staining the parchment that’s where I draw the line.”
“Ew.” Neville commented.
“Wait a minute,” Harry said suddenly realizing something, “How is Draco watching muggle porn? I thought muggle appliances didn’t work in Hogwarts?”
“They won’t work with electricity but there is a spell you can perform to get them to work although it is rather difficult.” Remus explained.
“You actually go out of your way to cast a spell on a muggle appliance!” Harry laughed
“Well er, maybe I have a small problem.” Draco blushed, still thinking about the cum stained parchment.
“Well, you’ve admitted it, that’s the first step!” Remus beamed.
“So Er. What kind porn do you watch?” Hagrid asked quietly.
“Eww. Not bestiality porn if that’s what you’re thinking.” Hagrid blushed, “No. I like lesbian porn, gay midget porn, S/M por-”
“Gay midget porn?!” Harry spat.
“Yeah well. I like most porn categories but those are my favorites.”
“That’s bad Draco.” Harry said.
“Fuck off Potter, no one asked your opinion,”
“This is a support group Malfoy!” Harry spat, “We are supposed to help each other by giving each other our opinions.”
“I don’t need your help Potter!”
“Yeah, whatever,” Harry huffed.
“What am I going to do?” Draco mumbled.
“You have to face your problem head on!” Remus said encouragingly.
“Constant Vigilance!” Neville shouted. Everyone gave him a strange look.
“But I just don’t see what the problem with watching porn is. I known I’m not the only one who does it. Father gave Severus a video four pack for Christmas last year and he said he knew that Severus would like it because it was the sequel pack to one Severus already had.” Draco pouted. Harry laughed. Neville cringed.
“The problem is not that you watch porn. It’s just that you watch it too often.” Remus said
“So I don’t have to stop watching it completely?!”
“Of course not.” Remus said brightly.
“But then, what am I going to do to stop being a-ad-addicted?”
“Well let’s see. You can start by cutting back a little bit, and with the extra hours you have spend time doing something else. Eventually you’ll find that other things can be just as fun as watching porn, and you won’t be so tempted to run to your porn tapes every five seconds” Remus said.
“How many movies do you watch a day?” Severus asked.
“Only about 6 movies.”
“But how many times do you watch each movie?”
“Er.. maybe two or three times each.”
“Two or three? Where the hell are you getting the time to do that?!” Harry gasped.
“Alright.” Remus said loudly, “Well let’s cut it down to 4 movies a day, Each movie only once during a twenty four hour period and each movie may not have more than a running time of two hours.” Remus said.
“That’s not fair! It’s going to be the weekend!”
“Too bad, it’s the only way. You will just have to find something else to do.”
The bell rang. Harry and Neville rushed out giggling.
“No wait! I don’t…”
“Either you do it willingly or I’ll tell Albus to force you to sign a contract.” Severus said.
“Fuck!”
Everyone, aside from Hagrid and Remus, left immediately.
“I’ll see yer tonigh’, Remy.” Hagrid said sweetly as soon as he knew that they were alone.
“Okay.” Remus blushed.
“Hey Longbottom,” Draco said as he caught up with Neville in the hall.
“Yeah.”
“Want to come up to my dormitories tonight, we can watch some gay porn and well, you could see if you really do like boys or not.”
“Er. Okay. I’ll see you later.”
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Three Hours Later.
Draco was sitting in his bedroom naked with his legs spread wide, a remote control in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other. Neville was sitting quietly and fully clothed next to him.
****“Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.” Said a girl with unnatural boobs and bleached blonde hair.
“Yeah.” Said a man with hairless legs as he stuck a dildo into the blonde girl’s hairless pussy.
“Oh god yes!” Said the bleached blonde.
“Yeah baby!” Said a brunette with very thin eyebrows.
“Suck me!” Grunted the man.
“Oh yeah I want to suck you!” Said the brunette as she got to her knees and took the mans penis in her mouth.
The brunette was fingering her pussy as she sucked the guys cock. The blonde’s boobs were bouncing heavily as the guy frantically shoved the dildo in and out of her.*****
“You can’t even see the guy anymore, he’s being smothered by those girls. Why don’t they show his penis?” Neville asked.
“I don’t know. Why? Do you want to see it?” Draco said as he eagerly stroked his cock with the hand that once held the lube.
“No!” Neville replied quickly.
****Suddenly the man yanked the dildo out of the blonde and standing up, positioned himself so that his cock brushed the blonde’s pussy lips. The Brunette girl stayed on the floor fingering herself and was looking up at the man and other girl intently.
“You want this?” He asked indicating his cock
“Oh yes.” And within an instant the man shoved his cock completely into the blonde’s pussy He started ramming into her and his he did the brunette, who was still on the floor, grabbed the dildo that had just been pulled out of the blonde’s hole and shoved it in her own pussy*****
“Gross!” Exclaimed Neville.
“No, I suppose it isn’t very sanitary.” Draco said, still stroking his cock.
.
*****“OH baby, fuck me harder.” Cried the blonde
”Yeah you like that, don’t you?” Grunted the man
“Yes, Yes” The blonde panted
“Oh yes.” Said the brunette
“You’re my slut.” The man said thrusting into her manically.
“Yes I’m your slut.” The blonde said as she supposedly reached orgasm.
“Please insert disk two”…Said a strange voice as the screen went blank*****
“Ahhh!” Draco jumped off the bed and took out “Amateur sluts part 4” and put in a movie called, “Dirty men get down and dirty.”
“That’s better.” Said Draco grabbing the tube of lube again and squishing some more out and onto his fingers.
In Neville’s opinion this new movie started out alright; two construction workers were kissing, and remembering how good it felt to be kissed by another man Neville watched with interested. However, It was soon obvious that this movie was not just about two men kissing but about much much more.
***Both men had become naked quickly and now the man with the awkward mustache was licking the bald man’s ass and saying, “I love your butt, it tastes so good.”****
At that Draco frantically yanked his prick and Neville stared at the movie in Horror.
It was when the mustached man finally stuck his cock in the bald man’s ass that Draco came; squirting his cum all over the bed that both he and Neville were sitting upon. Unfortunately, Draco cumming was the finally straw for Neville, he couldn’t hold it in any longer. Neville jumped off the bed and ran out the door screaming scaring several Slytherins who were studying in their common room, “AHHHhhh!”
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“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“What was that?” Pansy, who was on her hands and knees, said lifting her head up from between two legs.
“I don’t know Pansy! Just get back to licking my pussy.” Ginny panted thrusting her pelvis up as to indicate where she wanted Pansy’s face.
“Eh, Okay.” She paused, “OUCH careful with that dildo Luna.”
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Remus and Hagrid were enjoying a bit of tea in Hagrid’s cabin when they heard, “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Blimey! Wha was tha?” Hagrid said.
“Sounded like Neville.” Remus said with indifference.
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Harry was wanking at the edge of the forbidden forest to a picture of Snape when…”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“FUCK!” Harry said as his cock deflated in fright.
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In the middle of the Forbidden forest was Severus. He was holding a knife up to the skin of his arms; the cool metal of the blade was relaxing yet enticing. He sighed; he had just about enough with Albus’ stupid Support Group meetings. He just didn’t understand why he had to go and worst of all why he had to endure at least two hours a week with Lupin and Potter. Severus sighed again and lifted the knife so that its sharp edge was dancing dangerously over his jugular vein. He pressed the knife against the vein lightly, careful not to puncture anything but hard enough to feel a rush of adrenaline…. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Severus, who hadn’t realized until then he had closed them, snapped his eyes open, shoved his knife in his pocket, and scurried back to Hogwarts.
A/n: Ah, well. Wanted to get Snape’s “issue” in.
A/N: To my Reviewers:
*Acr: Isn’t it amazing the power of those three little letters?
*Sadpanda: Thanks!
*Narcissa Black : Hmm, Het? Okay well, maybe just a little. You’ll find a small bit in this chapter added just for you!
*Petalsoft : Don’t you think the kissing was a bit random? Oh well.
*Sahira: Thanks.
*Elayne: O,K
*Jenny_Wren: Oh, be careful!! I’ve hurt my head doing that! :-0
*SilentInquisition: I know poor Harry, but who can blame him?
INBETWEEEN **** AND ***** IS WHAT\'S ON THE TV
Meeting 5 Friday October 11th 1996. 4:00pm.
There was another message waiting for the members of the support group when they entered the Room of Requirements for their fifth meeting.
Dear Boys’
I’m assuming you’ve guessed that I will not be joining your session. Now, I have a special request, er, yes again. I’d like you to address Draco’s addiction, as the house-elf’s are getting worried and they say that it’s becoming more difficult to clean his bed sheets. Well stop reading this and get discussing. Same rules apply. Good luck.
Love
Albus
Truly, Albus was right, everyone had assumed that he would not be showing up again but would fully enforce the contract if they refused to talk.
“Why are we meeting so early?” Draco asked Severus.
“Because it’s Friday.”
“And? We’ve never met early on a Friday.”
“This is only the second Friday we’ve ever met.” Stated Severus.
“Oh, Right.”
“Hi guys!” Remus said cheerfully walking into the room.
“Hi.” Harry, and Neville mumbled.
“So how are you doing Neville?” Remus asked once he took his seat amongst the support group.
“Well, I’m still not sure if I am gay or not. I-I’ve hated gay people for so long that I don’t know if I can be gay. I’d be a hypocrite.”
“Oh that’s okay, lots of people are.” Remus said.
“Gay or Hypocrites?” Asked Harry.
“Really?” Neville asked hopefully.
“Sure,” Said Severus, “Lucius Malfoy,” (“Dad?”) “Sirius Black,”(Sirius?!) “Ginny Weasley…”
“Ginny’s not gay! Er. Or a Hypocrite!” Harry said still not sure what exactly he was talking about.
“Oh really?” Severus said, “I suppose catching her fucking not only Luna Lovegood but also Pansy Parkinsons is not enough reason to assume that she’s a lesbian.”
“She was with Pansy!?” Harry paled.
“Ehgh, Pansy would do anyone. Even that Weasley.” Draco said.
“Fuck off. You’re the one who’d screw anything Draco.” Harry spat.
“No, Potter. That’s your pal Hagrid. I’d only screw something that is a Homo Sapien.”
“Stop, now come on. We’re here to talk about Draco’s problem.” Remus said
Everyone turned to look at Remus blankly.
“I thought, we were talking about Neville’s problem.” Harry frowned.
“Yes, but obviously that is a touchy subject so why don’t we move on?” Remus smiled, Severus rolled his eyes.
“I don’ understand,” (Big surprise!) “he watches porn. Wus the problem?.” Hagrid asked.
“Ugh. Please don’t defend me!” Draco spat.
“He doesn’t just watch it. He’s addicted too it.” Harry said.
“Are you really addicted?” Neville asked Draco.
“Well that’s what Pansy and Dumbledore say. I think it’s that I am more dependent on it then anything”
“That’s the same thing!” Harry yelled.
“No it’s not. Being addicted is bad. Being dependent…er.. well anyway. I could stop if I wanted to!”
Severus laughed
“What’s so funny?”
“You couldn’t stop Mr.Malfoy.”
“I could too.”
“I doubt it. Tell me, isn’t it true that you masturbate as you write your potion’s essay? You can’t even stop watching porn for homework.”
“Gods Snape, what do you do? Watch your Slytherins in their bedrooms?” Harry sneered; clearly he was still angry about his rejection.
“No,” Snape snapped, “I just happen to have to have the unfortunate duty of grading teenagers’ homework. Now, I can deal with the dirty fingerprints, tea stains, and even the food particles that make their way into my student’s parchment, but when there is a substance that comes out of private areas staining the parchment that’s where I draw the line.”
“Ew.” Neville commented.
“Wait a minute,” Harry said suddenly realizing something, “How is Draco watching muggle porn? I thought muggle appliances didn’t work in Hogwarts?”
“They won’t work with electricity but there is a spell you can perform to get them to work although it is rather difficult.” Remus explained.
“You actually go out of your way to cast a spell on a muggle appliance!” Harry laughed
“Well er, maybe I have a small problem.” Draco blushed, still thinking about the cum stained parchment.
“Well, you’ve admitted it, that’s the first step!” Remus beamed.
“So Er. What kind porn do you watch?” Hagrid asked quietly.
“Eww. Not bestiality porn if that’s what you’re thinking.” Hagrid blushed, “No. I like lesbian porn, gay midget porn, S/M por-”
“Gay midget porn?!” Harry spat.
“Yeah well. I like most porn categories but those are my favorites.”
“That’s bad Draco.” Harry said.
“Fuck off Potter, no one asked your opinion,”
“This is a support group Malfoy!” Harry spat, “We are supposed to help each other by giving each other our opinions.”
“I don’t need your help Potter!”
“Yeah, whatever,” Harry huffed.
“What am I going to do?” Draco mumbled.
“You have to face your problem head on!” Remus said encouragingly.
“Constant Vigilance!” Neville shouted. Everyone gave him a strange look.
“But I just don’t see what the problem with watching porn is. I known I’m not the only one who does it. Father gave Severus a video four pack for Christmas last year and he said he knew that Severus would like it because it was the sequel pack to one Severus already had.” Draco pouted. Harry laughed. Neville cringed.
“The problem is not that you watch porn. It’s just that you watch it too often.” Remus said
“So I don’t have to stop watching it completely?!”
“Of course not.” Remus said brightly.
“But then, what am I going to do to stop being a-ad-addicted?”
“Well let’s see. You can start by cutting back a little bit, and with the extra hours you have spend time doing something else. Eventually you’ll find that other things can be just as fun as watching porn, and you won’t be so tempted to run to your porn tapes every five seconds” Remus said.
“How many movies do you watch a day?” Severus asked.
“Only about 6 movies.”
“But how many times do you watch each movie?”
“Er.. maybe two or three times each.”
“Two or three? Where the hell are you getting the time to do that?!” Harry gasped.
“Alright.” Remus said loudly, “Well let’s cut it down to 4 movies a day, Each movie only once during a twenty four hour period and each movie may not have more than a running time of two hours.” Remus said.
“That’s not fair! It’s going to be the weekend!”
“Too bad, it’s the only way. You will just have to find something else to do.”
The bell rang. Harry and Neville rushed out giggling.
“No wait! I don’t…”
“Either you do it willingly or I’ll tell Albus to force you to sign a contract.” Severus said.
“Fuck!”
Everyone, aside from Hagrid and Remus, left immediately.
“I’ll see yer tonigh’, Remy.” Hagrid said sweetly as soon as he knew that they were alone.
“Okay.” Remus blushed.
“Hey Longbottom,” Draco said as he caught up with Neville in the hall.
“Yeah.”
“Want to come up to my dormitories tonight, we can watch some gay porn and well, you could see if you really do like boys or not.”
“Er. Okay. I’ll see you later.”
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Three Hours Later.
Draco was sitting in his bedroom naked with his legs spread wide, a remote control in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other. Neville was sitting quietly and fully clothed next to him.
****“Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.” Said a girl with unnatural boobs and bleached blonde hair.
“Yeah.” Said a man with hairless legs as he stuck a dildo into the blonde girl’s hairless pussy.
“Oh god yes!” Said the bleached blonde.
“Yeah baby!” Said a brunette with very thin eyebrows.
“Suck me!” Grunted the man.
“Oh yeah I want to suck you!” Said the brunette as she got to her knees and took the mans penis in her mouth.
The brunette was fingering her pussy as she sucked the guys cock. The blonde’s boobs were bouncing heavily as the guy frantically shoved the dildo in and out of her.*****
“You can’t even see the guy anymore, he’s being smothered by those girls. Why don’t they show his penis?” Neville asked.
“I don’t know. Why? Do you want to see it?” Draco said as he eagerly stroked his cock with the hand that once held the lube.
“No!” Neville replied quickly.
****Suddenly the man yanked the dildo out of the blonde and standing up, positioned himself so that his cock brushed the blonde’s pussy lips. The Brunette girl stayed on the floor fingering herself and was looking up at the man and other girl intently.
“You want this?” He asked indicating his cock
“Oh yes.” And within an instant the man shoved his cock completely into the blonde’s pussy He started ramming into her and his he did the brunette, who was still on the floor, grabbed the dildo that had just been pulled out of the blonde’s hole and shoved it in her own pussy*****
“Gross!” Exclaimed Neville.
“No, I suppose it isn’t very sanitary.” Draco said, still stroking his cock.
.
*****“OH baby, fuck me harder.” Cried the blonde
”Yeah you like that, don’t you?” Grunted the man
“Yes, Yes” The blonde panted
“Oh yes.” Said the brunette
“You’re my slut.” The man said thrusting into her manically.
“Yes I’m your slut.” The blonde said as she supposedly reached orgasm.
“Please insert disk two”…Said a strange voice as the screen went blank*****
“Ahhh!” Draco jumped off the bed and took out “Amateur sluts part 4” and put in a movie called, “Dirty men get down and dirty.”
“That’s better.” Said Draco grabbing the tube of lube again and squishing some more out and onto his fingers.
In Neville’s opinion this new movie started out alright; two construction workers were kissing, and remembering how good it felt to be kissed by another man Neville watched with interested. However, It was soon obvious that this movie was not just about two men kissing but about much much more.
***Both men had become naked quickly and now the man with the awkward mustache was licking the bald man’s ass and saying, “I love your butt, it tastes so good.”****
At that Draco frantically yanked his prick and Neville stared at the movie in Horror.
It was when the mustached man finally stuck his cock in the bald man’s ass that Draco came; squirting his cum all over the bed that both he and Neville were sitting upon. Unfortunately, Draco cumming was the finally straw for Neville, he couldn’t hold it in any longer. Neville jumped off the bed and ran out the door screaming scaring several Slytherins who were studying in their common room, “AHHHhhh!”
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“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“What was that?” Pansy, who was on her hands and knees, said lifting her head up from between two legs.
“I don’t know Pansy! Just get back to licking my pussy.” Ginny panted thrusting her pelvis up as to indicate where she wanted Pansy’s face.
“Eh, Okay.” She paused, “OUCH careful with that dildo Luna.”
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Remus and Hagrid were enjoying a bit of tea in Hagrid’s cabin when they heard, “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Blimey! Wha was tha?” Hagrid said.
“Sounded like Neville.” Remus said with indifference.
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Harry was wanking at the edge of the forbidden forest to a picture of Snape when…”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“FUCK!” Harry said as his cock deflated in fright.
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In the middle of the Forbidden forest was Severus. He was holding a knife up to the skin of his arms; the cool metal of the blade was relaxing yet enticing. He sighed; he had just about enough with Albus’ stupid Support Group meetings. He just didn’t understand why he had to go and worst of all why he had to endure at least two hours a week with Lupin and Potter. Severus sighed again and lifted the knife so that its sharp edge was dancing dangerously over his jugular vein. He pressed the knife against the vein lightly, careful not to puncture anything but hard enough to feel a rush of adrenaline…. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Severus, who hadn’t realized until then he had closed them, snapped his eyes open, shoved his knife in his pocket, and scurried back to Hogwarts.
A/n: Ah, well. Wanted to get Snape’s “issue” in.