Dirty deeds
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult ++
Chapters:
39
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25,096
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384
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31 December - The day
31 January - the rest of the day
Missed breakfast - yet again.
Probably for the best. Not sure I am ready to watch Snape eat breakfast. I know that I will never be able to look him in the face and not think of what he can do with that nose. Sat in bed until lunchtime pondering:
Where did he learn to do that? Bet its not in any sex manuals. Handed down from father to son?
Do I want a repeat performance? Well maybe, on balance, taking all things into consideration - too bloody right I do.
Do I want a 'proper' relationship, one that involves talking about something other than left hand down a bit, just there, no a little lower. Does he? In which case I wonder what the hell we are going to talk about. Its true I do yearn for the opportunity to talk about something other than bloody Quidditch (Harry and Ron), how marvellous Draco is in bed (Harry, not Ron), how annoying Malfoy is (Ron, occasionally Harry), or the size of the tits of a passing lady (Harry, Ron and Draco -odd that). Not sure that potions that much more interesting.
Ok, Hermione. You are a determined, organised girl. Plan of action for today:
Find Ginny - ask her about seduction techniques. Query possible bad reaction if she thinks have treated Ron badly. However, she has known him for longer than me and therefore has much more reason to be narked with him than me.
Search out sexiest dress for party this evening. (Ginny advice ditto)
Go to party, have great time, get moderately pissed, and then (possibly) make another pass at Severus. Failing that there's always Lucius. More later - have to get up now.
Getting ready for party now. Ginny was very helpful. She asked me whether I wanted to look demure, come and get me boys, or slutty. Usually go for smart, but she seemed moderately surprised when I told her I wanted the fuck me now, or face the wrath of Mistress look. Was concerned that was trying to get back with Ron. Said would prefer to shag flobberworm, in fact was like shagging flobberworm, and had other fish to fry.
She winced at reference to Ron having a sex life - so did I, because I'd lived through it.
Then detective instincts kicked in and she started wondering who the other fish was. Can only mean Lucius or Professor Snape she said. Why, or? I replied. So then told her all about it, Lucius in the library, Severus in the library - the nose, in partic. (W. (Wonder if will only ever have sex in the library?) Think she was impressed. Even her numerous exploits, and they are numerous, varied and frequent, didn't include two ex-deatheaters (one probably, one only slightly possibly) in such quick succession. She asked me whether the rumours about size of nose matching size of penis were true in Snape's case. Eyes like saucers when held hands apart demonstrating proportions. Even in her wide experience is apparently impressive.
Apparently on verge of new career as sex kitten. Which means I have to wear this dress. Was a bit disappointed when I first saw it - long black skirt and a bodice to match with long sleeves. However, the bodice is boned and my breasts are now put on a shelf for all to see (bit draughty frankly, but apparently you have to suffer etc), and skirt has long slit on one side where hands can be inserted for naughtinesses at the dinner table.
Must make sure that Severus (or Ls) as) are sat on the right side of me.
Missed breakfast - yet again.
Probably for the best. Not sure I am ready to watch Snape eat breakfast. I know that I will never be able to look him in the face and not think of what he can do with that nose. Sat in bed until lunchtime pondering:
Where did he learn to do that? Bet its not in any sex manuals. Handed down from father to son?
Do I want a repeat performance? Well maybe, on balance, taking all things into consideration - too bloody right I do.
Do I want a 'proper' relationship, one that involves talking about something other than left hand down a bit, just there, no a little lower. Does he? In which case I wonder what the hell we are going to talk about. Its true I do yearn for the opportunity to talk about something other than bloody Quidditch (Harry and Ron), how marvellous Draco is in bed (Harry, not Ron), how annoying Malfoy is (Ron, occasionally Harry), or the size of the tits of a passing lady (Harry, Ron and Draco -odd that). Not sure that potions that much more interesting.
Ok, Hermione. You are a determined, organised girl. Plan of action for today:
Find Ginny - ask her about seduction techniques. Query possible bad reaction if she thinks have treated Ron badly. However, she has known him for longer than me and therefore has much more reason to be narked with him than me.
Search out sexiest dress for party this evening. (Ginny advice ditto)
Go to party, have great time, get moderately pissed, and then (possibly) make another pass at Severus. Failing that there's always Lucius. More later - have to get up now.
Getting ready for party now. Ginny was very helpful. She asked me whether I wanted to look demure, come and get me boys, or slutty. Usually go for smart, but she seemed moderately surprised when I told her I wanted the fuck me now, or face the wrath of Mistress look. Was concerned that was trying to get back with Ron. Said would prefer to shag flobberworm, in fact was like shagging flobberworm, and had other fish to fry.
She winced at reference to Ron having a sex life - so did I, because I'd lived through it.
Then detective instincts kicked in and she started wondering who the other fish was. Can only mean Lucius or Professor Snape she said. Why, or? I replied. So then told her all about it, Lucius in the library, Severus in the library - the nose, in partic. (W. (Wonder if will only ever have sex in the library?) Think she was impressed. Even her numerous exploits, and they are numerous, varied and frequent, didn't include two ex-deatheaters (one probably, one only slightly possibly) in such quick succession. She asked me whether the rumours about size of nose matching size of penis were true in Snape's case. Eyes like saucers when held hands apart demonstrating proportions. Even in her wide experience is apparently impressive.
Apparently on verge of new career as sex kitten. Which means I have to wear this dress. Was a bit disappointed when I first saw it - long black skirt and a bodice to match with long sleeves. However, the bodice is boned and my breasts are now put on a shelf for all to see (bit draughty frankly, but apparently you have to suffer etc), and skirt has long slit on one side where hands can be inserted for naughtinesses at the dinner table.
Must make sure that Severus (or Ls) as) are sat on the right side of me.