100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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50. Food for thought
Ronald Weasley was under the impression that his life was going exactly has he had planned, or if he had the patience and mentality, would have planned.
His girlfriend of two years, Hermione Granger had just become his fiancee.
The celebration was organized for seven that evening, his mother had invited everyone, including Professor Snape.
Mrs Weasley was busy in the kitchen preparing a feast fit for a king's party and Ronald was getting on her last nerve. He had sampled nearly every one of her spectacular buffet plates.
A shout of, "Ronald Weasley, you will get out of my kitchen this instant, food will be the death of you one day, you mark my words!" was heard all around the Weasley home and surrounding gardens.
Hermione had just arrived and felt her cheeks pinken at the embarrassment of her future husband being spoken to like the obvious child that he was acting like.
What a way to introduce her parents!
"Oh, don't worry about that, Mrs Weasley forgets herself when cooking", came the silky voice of Professor Snape.
Hermione felt herself beaming up at him in obvious gratitude. When his smarmy face came into view her smile was instantly gone.
"Forgive me, I am Professor Severus Snape, Potions master at Hogworts. Hermione's former Professor."
Hermione could tell he did that just to piss her off, and when he bowed to her mother taking her hand and placing a chaste kiss on it, she nearly fainted.
He turned to Hermione and gave her a smirk. She just looked back still in shock at what she had just witnessed.
"Come in, come in...Welcome," beamed Mrs Weasley to her guests, looking at Hermione. "He's sulking in the living room dear."
Hermione sighed, rolled her eyes and plastered a grin on her face making her way to her hopefully not forever childish soon-to-be husband.
Before she got there someone grabbed her arm, she turned to look and nearly fell over when she realized it was Professor Snape.
"Professor!"
"Miss Granger, I am no longer your professor. You may call me Severus."
"Severus,"' she tested.
She had unconsciously let it roll of her tongue like a whisper making Severus' pants uncomfortably tighten a bit.
"Well, in that case I am no longer Miss Granger. You may call me Hermione."
Severus decided to test the waters a bit and recite her name back in the same manner that she had his.
He could instantly tell it had the same effect as her face flushed, for all the darkness that was there in the place they were in, it was still noticeable.
Severus had started having strange feelings for Hermione since he had spotted her in a clothing shop near diagon alley a couple of months ago. He still remembered the colour of the midnight blue dress she was twirling in, in front of the full length mirror, the one that had hugged everyone of her breathtaking curves.
His pants tightened even more at the memory. Hermione went to turn to join Ron as planned when a dreamy eyed Severus spun her back around, and smashed his lips to her's in a bizarrely passionate heat-filled kiss. He came to his senses five minutes later and let go, walking away leaving a still-pouting, into-the-kiss, closed-eyed Hermione.
Ron's voice called for her, which instantly snapped her out of it.
Mrs Weasley called everyone in for the dinner and seconds later was beaming from all her compliments.
Ron, as always, dug in, piling heapfulls onto his plate. He was just digging into his chicken wing when he got the shock of his life, Hermione and Snape looking all doe-eyed and smiling at each other, then Hermione looking down bashfully. His mouth stayed open for a few more seconds then he choked.
Ron didn't stop choking. He just turned a shade of grey.
Professor Snape was the only one whose brain went into overdrive. He picked up the barely conscious Ron and performed the Heimlich maneuver, to no success. Ronald was pronounced dead on arrival of the medi-witches and wizards. Of course everyone was devastated, but Severus was claimed a hero for trying to save his life.
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Hermione later became an apprentice to Severus, later marrying him after grieving the necessary length of time for her once-beloved Ronald Weasley.
They are expecting their first child in May.
A/N ~ My first shot, sorry if it's crap!!!!
His girlfriend of two years, Hermione Granger had just become his fiancee.
The celebration was organized for seven that evening, his mother had invited everyone, including Professor Snape.
Mrs Weasley was busy in the kitchen preparing a feast fit for a king's party and Ronald was getting on her last nerve. He had sampled nearly every one of her spectacular buffet plates.
A shout of, "Ronald Weasley, you will get out of my kitchen this instant, food will be the death of you one day, you mark my words!" was heard all around the Weasley home and surrounding gardens.
Hermione had just arrived and felt her cheeks pinken at the embarrassment of her future husband being spoken to like the obvious child that he was acting like.
What a way to introduce her parents!
"Oh, don't worry about that, Mrs Weasley forgets herself when cooking", came the silky voice of Professor Snape.
Hermione felt herself beaming up at him in obvious gratitude. When his smarmy face came into view her smile was instantly gone.
"Forgive me, I am Professor Severus Snape, Potions master at Hogworts. Hermione's former Professor."
Hermione could tell he did that just to piss her off, and when he bowed to her mother taking her hand and placing a chaste kiss on it, she nearly fainted.
He turned to Hermione and gave her a smirk. She just looked back still in shock at what she had just witnessed.
"Come in, come in...Welcome," beamed Mrs Weasley to her guests, looking at Hermione. "He's sulking in the living room dear."
Hermione sighed, rolled her eyes and plastered a grin on her face making her way to her hopefully not forever childish soon-to-be husband.
Before she got there someone grabbed her arm, she turned to look and nearly fell over when she realized it was Professor Snape.
"Professor!"
"Miss Granger, I am no longer your professor. You may call me Severus."
"Severus,"' she tested.
She had unconsciously let it roll of her tongue like a whisper making Severus' pants uncomfortably tighten a bit.
"Well, in that case I am no longer Miss Granger. You may call me Hermione."
Severus decided to test the waters a bit and recite her name back in the same manner that she had his.
He could instantly tell it had the same effect as her face flushed, for all the darkness that was there in the place they were in, it was still noticeable.
Severus had started having strange feelings for Hermione since he had spotted her in a clothing shop near diagon alley a couple of months ago. He still remembered the colour of the midnight blue dress she was twirling in, in front of the full length mirror, the one that had hugged everyone of her breathtaking curves.
His pants tightened even more at the memory. Hermione went to turn to join Ron as planned when a dreamy eyed Severus spun her back around, and smashed his lips to her's in a bizarrely passionate heat-filled kiss. He came to his senses five minutes later and let go, walking away leaving a still-pouting, into-the-kiss, closed-eyed Hermione.
Ron's voice called for her, which instantly snapped her out of it.
Mrs Weasley called everyone in for the dinner and seconds later was beaming from all her compliments.
Ron, as always, dug in, piling heapfulls onto his plate. He was just digging into his chicken wing when he got the shock of his life, Hermione and Snape looking all doe-eyed and smiling at each other, then Hermione looking down bashfully. His mouth stayed open for a few more seconds then he choked.
Ron didn't stop choking. He just turned a shade of grey.
Professor Snape was the only one whose brain went into overdrive. He picked up the barely conscious Ron and performed the Heimlich maneuver, to no success. Ronald was pronounced dead on arrival of the medi-witches and wizards. Of course everyone was devastated, but Severus was claimed a hero for trying to save his life.
********************
Hermione later became an apprentice to Severus, later marrying him after grieving the necessary length of time for her once-beloved Ronald Weasley.
They are expecting their first child in May.
A/N ~ My first shot, sorry if it's crap!!!!