Soul Bond

When Draco entered the bedroom again he found Harry already changed and lying on their bed. “God’s, Harry, I just saw a sight I never want to see again!” he said shuddering. “Neville was talking dirty to Hermione as he was eating her out!”

Harry laughed. “Please don’t make me laugh now, Draco, it hurts too much!” he said grinning.

“Her legs were spread as wide as a street hooker and he was buried between them. You should have heard the two of them!” he said still grossed out. “Then Neville jumps up and tells me I should have knocked! He was standing their naked as the day he was born with a hard on waving at me! I will never be able to look at those two the same again!” he moaned plopping down in the chair next to the bed.

Harry laughed holding his belly. “Draco, stop!”

“I must say though, Neville is much more impressive than I would have ever imagined. He must keep Hermione quite happy!”

“I would thank you to stop talking of my husband that way, Draco!” Hermione said walking into the room. She turned and grinned at him. “And yes, he does keep me quite happy! I would have been even happier if you had waited just a few minutes longer!”

“For the love of Merlin, Hermione, that was more than I ever wanted to see, trust me! Naked women do nothing for me, and you most especially!”

Hermione glared for a moment at Draco. “You do nothing for me either, Malfoy. All right, Harry. How long have you been feeling pain?”

“I haven’t really been feeling all that much. My water broke though.”

“Poppy should be here any second, and I floo’d Severus as well for the pain potions,” Draco told her.

“Harry, I need you to remove your shirt. I want to run a diagnostic spell on the babies.”

Harry struggled to pull the shirt up over his shoulders and Draco, exasperating, flicked his wand at him and the shirt disappeared. “I swear, sometimes you still think that you’re a Muggle!”

Harry smile sheepishly at Draco. “I just do it to annoy you,” he said sweetly.

“Whatever! You don’t even remember your wand half of the time!”

“Alright you two!” Hermione said with a laugh. She knew that Draco was right. Harry was more Muggle than Wizard most of the time. “Have you heard from the little one?” she asked knowing not to mention her name in the house.

Draco grinned. “Soon,” he said.

Harry grinned as well. “Yes, very soon by the look of things,” he said patting his belly.

Hermione grinned. “I wish it would be soon for the rest of us as well.”

“Probably in February,” Draco said.

Hermione nodded her head. She continued to wave the wand over the babies and then smiled. “Everything looks great. When Poppy gets here we will get you delivered. Be great full that you don’t have to go through what women do!”

“I thought that I did!” Harry moaned rubbing his belly. “Men being pregnant is just so wrong, Mione!”

“You know, Draco, you say he is just like a Muggle, but there is no way a Muggle male could ever give birth, let alone even imagine being pregnant.”

“Never?” he asked.

“No, never,” she said shaking her head.

A few moments later Poppy arrived followed by Severus. “How are you doing, Harry?” she asked sympathetically.

“I am ready for this to be over,” he said. “I hate being pregnant.”

“Luckily, male can only conceive twice, so you should both be done.”

“Harry is having twins, wouldn’t this be considered three pregnancies?” Draco asked.

Severus looked at Poppy and they shared a look. “Harry is an extremely powerful wizard. The presence of twins is pretty much unheard of in a male pregnancy, and it is a surprise to us. We hope that this would be his last pregnancy as that is the usual case, but Harry never does the usual now does he?”

“What?” Harry shouted, “Are you telling me that I can get pregnant again?” he demanded.

“We don’t think so, but it is possible we think,” Poppy said looking confused.

“No! I won’t do it! I refuse to go through this again! Can’t you do something so that it won’t happen again?” he demanded looking at Severus. “Muggles get fixed, why can’t I?”

“I am not sure if there is anything that can be done. When a normal pregnancy occurs an egg is released and then fertilized. Theoretically speaking, you shouldn’t have an egg to fertilize. You have no ovaries to produce the eggs. Only strong magic can make a male produce an egg. Quite possibly we can do a vasectomy on Draco, but I am not sure that magic will not occur to fertilize your egg.”

“What? I am not having a vasectomy!” Draco shouted.

Harry rolled his eyes at Draco. “Isn’t there anything that you can do?”

“There are so many unknown variables involved here. When you go into heat you loose all control over your body. You know that all you feel is an overwhelming need to mate. It is a very strong force and I don’t know of anyway to stop that. If you go into heat there is no way to stop your body’s need until you have been impregnated.”

“Professor, what if the body only thought that it was pregnant?” Hermione asked.

“What do you mean?”

“When conception occurs, a hormone is released into the bloodstream. That is what signals Harry’s body to come out of heat, so to speak. If the HCG hormone was released into his bloodstream his body would be fooled into thinking it was pregnant.”

Severus nodded his head. “Yes, that would probably work for a little while, but when the pregnancy didn’t advance and the hormones left his blood it would probably just start it all over again.”

Poppy shook her head at all of them. “This is not something we need to worry about now! There is every possibility that he will not conceive again so this conversation is not necessary while he is already pregnant and in labor. There has never been a male to have more than two pregnancies. There is one other set of male pregnancy twins that I am aware of, and that parent did not conceive again. I am pretty sure that Mr. Potter is done, and if not, then we shall deal with it then.”

Harry groaned. “If you get me pregnant again, Draco, I will kill you!”

Draco looked worried. “Its not like I can tell you no, Harry.”

“Alright, Severus, do you have the potions?”

Severus handed the potion to Poppy who opened it and handed the vial to Harry. “Drink this, dear. We will take the babies as soon as the potion starts to work.”

“Did anyone call Molly?” Harry asked when the potion was swallowed.

“I forgot, love, I’ll go do it right now.”

“Be careful not to wake Siri. I don’t want him worried,” Harry called out.

“I already put up a silencing charm around the room,” Draco said as he left.

Harry grinned at Hermione. “So what’s Neville “up” to?”

Hermione snorted. “Very funny!”

“Yeah, I thought so. You terrified my poor husband,” Harry teased.

“Well your poor husband almost gave mine a heart attack!”

“So I hear that Viktor proposed to Ginny. Has she given him an answer yet?” Harry asked.

Hermione grinned. “She will so be Mrs. Ginny Krum. They are planning a Christmas wedding. They decided not to drag it out and just do it.”

“I am happy for her.”

“It took her a long time to get over you, Harry.”

“We were never meant to be,” he said softly.

“Obviously!” Hermione laughed pointing at his distended belly. “Although, if you had been with Ginny, you wouldn’t be in this position now!”

“My husband has better taste than that, Granger!” Draco drawled standing in the doorway.

“Malfoy, aren’t you the one who told me I was part of the Malfoy family?” she taunted, knowing he only called her Granger when she annoyed him.

“Much to my utter disgust,” he smirked. He turned and looked at Harry. Molly will be here in a few minutes. She was feeding Autumn. Apparently Rona and Luna decided that they needed a night alone and Molly is babysitting.”

“Ron is so proud of that baby,” Harry gasped in between a strong contraction. “He went from talking about nothing but Quidditch to talking about nothing but his daughter. I was so surprised that he took to the baby as quickly as he did,” he said.

Hermione laughed. “He said that he isn’t going to allow her to act like all of us and is bound and determined that she hangs out with the guys and acts normal.”

The room erupted in laughter when they all though about his idea of normal. “Between him and Luna, that poor baby doesn’t have a chance,” Draco laughed.

“Hey! That’s my goddaughter you are talking about,” Harry said defending the sweet little baby.

“Mine as well,” Hermione said. “However, I know what Ron will do to that poor girl. He will turn her into a Quidditch player and a sports fanatic.”

“Luna will keep him in line, I am sure,” Poppy said hoping that she was right.

Everyone turned as one to look at Poppy. “Well hopefully,” she said smiling. “Alright, Harry, I hope you are ready. Let’s get you delivered of these babies!”