100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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41,809
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Currently Reading:
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Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,809
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Flasher
"Just let it go, Ron"
"I can\'t mate. Snape! Of all the wizards in the world, why\'d it have to be Snape."
"I don\'t understand it either but Hermione has always been, well, a bit odd."
"You don\'t supposed she\'s shagged him yet, do you? I think I\'d drop dead if I saw him naked. I mean, gross."
Just then a dark figure strided up to the pair and said, "If that\'s what it takes, Mr Weasley."
True to his word, Ron dropped dead on the spot, after being flashed by the greasy git.
"I can\'t mate. Snape! Of all the wizards in the world, why\'d it have to be Snape."
"I don\'t understand it either but Hermione has always been, well, a bit odd."
"You don\'t supposed she\'s shagged him yet, do you? I think I\'d drop dead if I saw him naked. I mean, gross."
Just then a dark figure strided up to the pair and said, "If that\'s what it takes, Mr Weasley."
True to his word, Ron dropped dead on the spot, after being flashed by the greasy git.