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I Don't Think So

"Concentrate Harry," Hermione said as they walked out into the school grounds, "What would you get if you mixed-"

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything," Draco said as he stood in front of them, "But I would like to have a few words with Ha-Potter here."

"I've already told you Malfoy," Harry said with a glare, "I know you've come into your inheritance as a Veela and mine as a Dark Elf, I know all about Magical Creature's and mates and as such I know that I'm NOT your mate!"

"Oh my beloved is just playing hard to get," Draco said as he swept Harry up into his arms, "My little elf is shy but I'll change that when I get him in bed..."

Hermione went bright red at Draco's words while trying to hold back Ron who seemed to be doing a very good impression of a fire breathing dragon.

"I'm not your mate," Harry said, his voice blank and level, "When will you ever get it through that thick skull of yours that I'm not your mate! I'm already taken!"

"...Taken?..." the voices of Hermione, Draco and Ron echoed out like a parrot, "When?"

Harry gave a glare at Draco, "I found my mate, my mates a dominate male and has an Elemental Ability with the earth like plants, flowers, the ground and such. I know you're not my mate Malfoy because I've already found mine and we've bonded."

The pairs of wide eyes stared at Harry in surprise.

"NOOOO! Not my Harry! Draco wailed as he hugged Harry closely, "Who is this evil male who has tricked you so evilly?"

Harry didn't answer, instead he allowed a smile to bloom on his face as he spotted a certain male making his way towards them.

"...Draco?" Harry said slowly causing the blond Veela to freeze, "Want to see something...interesting that I can do?"

Blood rushed to Draco's face as he nodded.

The next thing anyone knew was that Draco was down on the floor clutching his crown jewels as he turned into a human ball and whimpering while Harry and Neville was currently making out like there was no tomorrow.

"Well that's the end of that," Hermione said as she looked between Harry and Neville, "You going to stop doing this to Harry now Malfoy...Malfoy?"

Gaining no answer from the blond Hermione quickly turned around only to find...

...Draco and Ron in a major make out session.

The End.