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A/n – So... its taken me a while to do this, and I am not happy with it, but I need to post something.. so.. yeah.. have fun? Also, I'm on a sort of hiatus on Harry Potter right now. I need to concentrate on my Originals.

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Harry Potter sent at 14:32

So, now that I have finally gotten you onto facebook, I have a few questions to ask you.

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:32

Questions that you couldn't ask me in person?

Harry Potter sent at 14:33

Uh.. No not really. But in a way, it is more of a game than just asking questions Blushes

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:34

Okay, you now have me intrigued. What is this game and how will we play it? Raises eyebrow

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Harry sat back in his chair, visibly shaking as he took in Draco's reply. He had been so sure that the blonde would have told him to piss off as soon as he mentioned questions, knowing that he was secretive with his personal life. A sly grin spread over Harry's face as he bent forward and he started typing.

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Draco Malfoy sent at 14:37

Harry?

Harry Potter sent at 14:37

We'll start off slow, I ask you a question and you answer it, then you can ask the same question, or a different one? That sound fair to you?

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:38

That sounds perfectly fine to me. So, start off then?

Harry Potter sent at 14:38

Oh, uh I had hoped you would start... But, yeah okay. I'll start instead...

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:42

In your own time Harry. I'm not here for the good of my health, you know that.

Harry Potter sent at 14:43

Yes, I know you're not, I'm just trying to think of any questions that don't sound like I'm 14 years old once again. Have you ever used a sex toy?

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:44

Harry, no offence, but you always sound like a blushing fourteen ye- Have I...WHAT?!

Harry Potter sent at 14:45

Have you ever used a sex toy?

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Draco looked at the screen of his laptop in pure amazement and shock. He never thought that the tame Gryffindor would ever had the guts to ask him that. Blinking and shaking his head to get rid of the thoughts of the raven-haired male writhing around on his bed with a sex toy that had popped into his head, Draco worried his lip as he replied.

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Harry Potter sent at 14:48

Well? Have you?

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:49

I may have at one point... blushes Have you?

Harry Potter sent at 14:54

Sorry, Hermione wanted to show me something on her phone about my godfather... shudders and I have done...

Harry Potter sent at 14:55

What was the sex toy you used?

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:55

It was something Pansy bought for me.. something called a Bullet?

Harry Potter sent at 14:56

She has good taste in toys...

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:56

What about yours?

Harry Potter sent at 14:58

My first was something that Fred gave me.. I can't remember the name of it now.

Draco Malfoy sent at 14:59

FIRST ONE!? Harry, how many have you had?

Harry Potter sent at 15:02 Let me think.. Fred gave me the first one when I was 16, said I needed to calm down in some way.. my second one was Owl-ordered and didn't last all that long when I was 17, and my others were all given to me from friends and family as that was all that I wanted for my birthday... So.. I've had around 10?

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Draco suddenly felt useless, he had no qualms about Harry having the toys however, he just didn't think that he would live up to the expectations that came with toys.

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Harry worried his lip as he waited for the blonde to respond to him, hoping that he hadn't scared Draco off.

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Harry Potter sent at 15:06

Draco? Are you okay?

Draco Malfoy sent at 15:07

Yeah, I'm okay. Just came as a bit of a shock, that's all. You're a bit of a toy expert really aren't you? But I have my own question for you.

Harry Potter sent at 15:08

Not really a toy expert, I just like them. And go on, should I be scared?

Draco Malfoy sent at 15:10

Have you ever taken Polyjuice Potion to look like someone else so you could see their body?

Draco Malfoy sent at 15:12 ???

Harry Potter sent at 15:14

Takes deep breath I have done that before. More than once.

Draco Malfoy sent at 15:15

Really? Whom?

Harry Potter sent at 15:17

You...

Draco Malfoy sent at 15:20

I... I have to go right now. We'll talk later though?

Harry Potter sent at 15:21

Uh.. sure..

Draco Malfoy is now offline

Harry Potter Thinks he may have said something wrong to someone...

Hermione Granger I have no idea what has happened, but I really doubt it.

Sirius Black I have to agree with 'Mione, I doubt you have too Pup.

Harry Potter If you two say so...

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Lucius Malfoy

As much as I love my wife, I do wish she would keep her mouth shut.

Bellatrix Lestrange likes this

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Cedric Diggory

It has come to my attention that there is a 'vampire' running around that looks exactly like me. I assure everyone that it is NOT me, and would like everyone to stop asking if I'm going to dazzle them to death!

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley and 15 others like this.

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Luna Lovegood Wonder if Pygmy Puffs are affected by freezing charms...

Harry Potter Uh oh, here she goes again. Luna, put the poor Pygmy Puff and down and leave it alone.

Luna Lovegood But Harry, they're telling me to freeze them!

Harry Potter Luna, please don't freeze the Pygmy Puffs, Gred and Forge will not appreciate it.

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