The 12 Pains of Christmas
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Harry Potter AU/AR › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
12
Views:
6,863
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, and I do not make any money from these writings.
The 4th thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas Cards...
"Oh this is beyond ridiculous!" Draco exclaimed, staring at the pile of cards covering every available surface of their living room.
"You promised you'd help me." Harry pouted.
"I promised to help you send Christmas cards to a few select people! Not the whole bloody wizarding community!"
"There are muggle ones here as well." Severus stated from his desk where he was tackling a stack of cards from former Hogwarts staff and students.
Harry scowled at him, "Fine, if you aren't going to help you can sleep in the guest room tonight."
After a moment of silence, Draco shuffled over to the chair across the desk that Harry was using and picked up an unsealed envelope.
"Can I at least use magic?"
"No." Harry told him, "Get licking."
"I'd rather be licking anything but envelopes right now." Draco muttered, thinking he hadn't been heard.
"That can be arranged. I believe our former Minister Fudge needs his arse shined." Severus stated, getting angry on Harry's behalf. Severus was getting sick of Draco's general whining and upsetting Harry. Draco's face flushed red and he silently began licking envelopes.
Hours later...
"Hear that, Harry?" Severus asked. Harry looked up at him.
"What's that?"
"Blessed silence." Severus smiled, pointedly looking at Draco. Draco scowled at them both.
"I warned you not to lick your lips after all those envelopes. Not my fault your lips glued shut." Harry laughed. Draco turned his glare up another notch, which had no effect on Harry. Harry waved his wand to clean Draco's face and proceeded to snog him senseless. Draco forgot his anger after that, "Thank you for helping me."
"You're welcome." Draco smiled, still dazed from the kiss.
Maybe this won't be so bad, if it keeps putting a smile on his face. Draco thought to himself...
"Oh this is beyond ridiculous!" Draco exclaimed, staring at the pile of cards covering every available surface of their living room.
"You promised you'd help me." Harry pouted.
"I promised to help you send Christmas cards to a few select people! Not the whole bloody wizarding community!"
"There are muggle ones here as well." Severus stated from his desk where he was tackling a stack of cards from former Hogwarts staff and students.
Harry scowled at him, "Fine, if you aren't going to help you can sleep in the guest room tonight."
After a moment of silence, Draco shuffled over to the chair across the desk that Harry was using and picked up an unsealed envelope.
"Can I at least use magic?"
"No." Harry told him, "Get licking."
"I'd rather be licking anything but envelopes right now." Draco muttered, thinking he hadn't been heard.
"That can be arranged. I believe our former Minister Fudge needs his arse shined." Severus stated, getting angry on Harry's behalf. Severus was getting sick of Draco's general whining and upsetting Harry. Draco's face flushed red and he silently began licking envelopes.
Hours later...
"Hear that, Harry?" Severus asked. Harry looked up at him.
"What's that?"
"Blessed silence." Severus smiled, pointedly looking at Draco. Draco scowled at them both.
"I warned you not to lick your lips after all those envelopes. Not my fault your lips glued shut." Harry laughed. Draco turned his glare up another notch, which had no effect on Harry. Harry waved his wand to clean Draco's face and proceeded to snog him senseless. Draco forgot his anger after that, "Thank you for helping me."
"You're welcome." Draco smiled, still dazed from the kiss.
Maybe this won't be so bad, if it keeps putting a smile on his face. Draco thought to himself...