And The Winner Is
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,074
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Chapter Four
And The Winner Is
Flora_Winters
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Summary: This is just me having some wicked fun with Harry and the lord some people like to call Jesus H. Christ when they hurt themselves. You can review if you like or you can review if you hate. I like it when some of my writings crawl like serpents under reader’s delicate skins.
Chapter Four: In Which the Disciples Choose a New Lord
“Sorry, Jesus,” Peter said, casting his ballot. “You can’t hide your scars with makeup.”
Thomas just threw his ballot in the box. “I saw it, but I still don’t believe it.”
Judas threw a saltshaker at both their heads. “You shut your faces!” He yelled at them, spinning around to face Jesus, holding up his ballot. “I’m with you all the way this time, J.”
Jesus looked down at his scarred feet. He’d heard that one before. He knew Judas had voted for Harry. It was just his sinful nature. Plus, he knew the jerk found Harry much more attractive. He was thinner.
Paul came walking up. “I love me some whiskey.”
“Hey!” Mary Magdalene said, standing up, taking off her veil. “What about my vote?”
All the men hissed except for Jesus.
“A woman can’t vote!” Paul roared, causing Judas to spill some salt at the table. “Get back to the kitchen, whore!”
“A woman voting,” Peter snorted, sitting back. “That’ll be the day.”
Jesus sighed as Mary stormed off. She had some pretty big feet. He just didn’t have the heart to tell them.
“So,” Harry said, lifting his bored little head up. “Who won?”
~*~
The beautiful man in black snickered.
“It’s brighter than I remember.”
The End.
Note: This is actually something I might expand on later in the future. My wicked twin sister actually dared me to write something like this and post it. She was the one who came up with the titles for each chapter. I love you, sissy!
Flora_Winters
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Summary: This is just me having some wicked fun with Harry and the lord some people like to call Jesus H. Christ when they hurt themselves. You can review if you like or you can review if you hate. I like it when some of my writings crawl like serpents under reader’s delicate skins.
Chapter Four: In Which the Disciples Choose a New Lord
“Sorry, Jesus,” Peter said, casting his ballot. “You can’t hide your scars with makeup.”
Thomas just threw his ballot in the box. “I saw it, but I still don’t believe it.”
Judas threw a saltshaker at both their heads. “You shut your faces!” He yelled at them, spinning around to face Jesus, holding up his ballot. “I’m with you all the way this time, J.”
Jesus looked down at his scarred feet. He’d heard that one before. He knew Judas had voted for Harry. It was just his sinful nature. Plus, he knew the jerk found Harry much more attractive. He was thinner.
Paul came walking up. “I love me some whiskey.”
“Hey!” Mary Magdalene said, standing up, taking off her veil. “What about my vote?”
All the men hissed except for Jesus.
“A woman can’t vote!” Paul roared, causing Judas to spill some salt at the table. “Get back to the kitchen, whore!”
“A woman voting,” Peter snorted, sitting back. “That’ll be the day.”
Jesus sighed as Mary stormed off. She had some pretty big feet. He just didn’t have the heart to tell them.
“So,” Harry said, lifting his bored little head up. “Who won?”
~*~
The beautiful man in black snickered.
“It’s brighter than I remember.”
The End.
Note: This is actually something I might expand on later in the future. My wicked twin sister actually dared me to write something like this and post it. She was the one who came up with the titles for each chapter. I love you, sissy!