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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult +
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10
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8,657
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26
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Foolish Ronnikins
Foolish Ronnikins
“Hey Severus, are you and professor Granger . . .exclusive?” a curious Ron asked his fellow Gryffindor.
He was now well enough past the “green gills” stage of squickiness concerning Severus Snape’s sexual relationship with the snarky Potions mistress, Hermione Granger to actually talk about it without gagging.
Actually, he was more than past it. Hell, if professor Granger would shag Severus, maybe she’d give him a go too. Ron was for the most part scared to death of the witch, but if she was giving it out . . .
Severus, who was poring over his Arithmancy book, looked up at Ron . . . a perplexed look on his face.
”Well, I don’t know really. I don’t think she’s shagging anyone else,” he replied, looking at Ron just as curiously. “Why?”
”Well, I was thinking she might give me a go,” Ron said to his friend.
Both of Severus’ eyebrows rose up and almost hit his hairline.
”Ron, you have to be kidding me,” Severus breathed, “you and professor Granger? It’s not going to happen, trust me.”
Ron scowled at him.
”Why not? What do you have that I don’t? Other than an oversized brain?” Ron asked him.
Severus was tempted to say an oversized cock as well as the ability to give decent pillow talk afterwards. But instead he smirked and said, “Nothing. If you think you can shag her, go for it Ron. I don’t mind.”
Ron smiled.
”Well, can you tell me what she likes? I mean, how I should approach her?” he asked Severus, who smiled rather evilly.
Ron had been getting on his nerves the last couple of months, first by being so negative about his relationship with Hermione, and gagging all over the place. And now he tells him he wants to go after the witch he was involved with?
Ron really deserved a good punch in the nose for his stupidity, but Severus thought this would be much, much better. He liked Ron, he really did . . . but sometimes he was just unbearable. This was one of those times. If Harry had been around, this would never have happened. But Harry was wandering around Hogwarts with Ginny.
Ron was on his own.
”Yes. She likes it rough. You have to say, ‘I want you NOW!’ push her back against a wall or desk or something and start feeling her up. It turns her on so much you won’t know what hit you. The best time to catch her is on her rounds. She loves doing it during her rounds,” Severus lied.
Poor Ron. As much as he knew how professor Granger was, he should have known these directions were absolutely suicidal. But all he thought about was getting his wand wet like Severus. Why should he have all the fun? Good marks and pussy? No, it wasn’t fair and Ron was going to even the score up a little. He was certain he could do as good as Severus by the professor, if not better.
“Thanks, Sev. I’ll go for her tonight if you didn’t make any plans,” he said to him brightly.
Severus shook his head slowly.
”No, we don’t have any plans, Ron. She’s all yours. Enjoy,” Severus replied, returning to his books with a smirk.
”Great. I’m going to go shower. I want to be nice and fresh for tonight,” he said, jumping up from the table and exiting the Common Room.
Severus watched him go, shaking his head at how unbelievably stupid the red-headed wizard was. But, Ron needed a reality check.
Professor Granger would be sure to give it to him too.
When Severus told Ron he wouldn’t know what hit him once he got hold of the witch, that part was the absolute truth.
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lol. I think I mixed this one with 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley. Just fiddling around as I wait for a bit of inspiration for "At Shimmer's End" You can read an excerpt from the novel at ruthrsolomon.com if interested. ***
“Hey Severus, are you and professor Granger . . .exclusive?” a curious Ron asked his fellow Gryffindor.
He was now well enough past the “green gills” stage of squickiness concerning Severus Snape’s sexual relationship with the snarky Potions mistress, Hermione Granger to actually talk about it without gagging.
Actually, he was more than past it. Hell, if professor Granger would shag Severus, maybe she’d give him a go too. Ron was for the most part scared to death of the witch, but if she was giving it out . . .
Severus, who was poring over his Arithmancy book, looked up at Ron . . . a perplexed look on his face.
”Well, I don’t know really. I don’t think she’s shagging anyone else,” he replied, looking at Ron just as curiously. “Why?”
”Well, I was thinking she might give me a go,” Ron said to his friend.
Both of Severus’ eyebrows rose up and almost hit his hairline.
”Ron, you have to be kidding me,” Severus breathed, “you and professor Granger? It’s not going to happen, trust me.”
Ron scowled at him.
”Why not? What do you have that I don’t? Other than an oversized brain?” Ron asked him.
Severus was tempted to say an oversized cock as well as the ability to give decent pillow talk afterwards. But instead he smirked and said, “Nothing. If you think you can shag her, go for it Ron. I don’t mind.”
Ron smiled.
”Well, can you tell me what she likes? I mean, how I should approach her?” he asked Severus, who smiled rather evilly.
Ron had been getting on his nerves the last couple of months, first by being so negative about his relationship with Hermione, and gagging all over the place. And now he tells him he wants to go after the witch he was involved with?
Ron really deserved a good punch in the nose for his stupidity, but Severus thought this would be much, much better. He liked Ron, he really did . . . but sometimes he was just unbearable. This was one of those times. If Harry had been around, this would never have happened. But Harry was wandering around Hogwarts with Ginny.
Ron was on his own.
”Yes. She likes it rough. You have to say, ‘I want you NOW!’ push her back against a wall or desk or something and start feeling her up. It turns her on so much you won’t know what hit you. The best time to catch her is on her rounds. She loves doing it during her rounds,” Severus lied.
Poor Ron. As much as he knew how professor Granger was, he should have known these directions were absolutely suicidal. But all he thought about was getting his wand wet like Severus. Why should he have all the fun? Good marks and pussy? No, it wasn’t fair and Ron was going to even the score up a little. He was certain he could do as good as Severus by the professor, if not better.
“Thanks, Sev. I’ll go for her tonight if you didn’t make any plans,” he said to him brightly.
Severus shook his head slowly.
”No, we don’t have any plans, Ron. She’s all yours. Enjoy,” Severus replied, returning to his books with a smirk.
”Great. I’m going to go shower. I want to be nice and fresh for tonight,” he said, jumping up from the table and exiting the Common Room.
Severus watched him go, shaking his head at how unbelievably stupid the red-headed wizard was. But, Ron needed a reality check.
Professor Granger would be sure to give it to him too.
When Severus told Ron he wouldn’t know what hit him once he got hold of the witch, that part was the absolute truth.
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lol. I think I mixed this one with 100 Ways to Kill a Weasley. Just fiddling around as I wait for a bit of inspiration for "At Shimmer's End" You can read an excerpt from the novel at ruthrsolomon.com if interested. ***