Trouble This Way Cometh

“Holy Halloween Batman”


Harry and Ron were busy with Quddich, Draco was busy fucking Luna and fucking off on the Quddich field. Coco and Oz were trying to figure out a way to get Snape to be nice to them. Drew was being his usual self his class was the most fun to go to.

The sleepovers continued with the additions of Hermione and Neville until finally Halloween loomed, Minerva had the prefects put up banners for the Halloween dance most of the decorations had been put off on Hermione who looked more frazzled and over worked than ever. Ginny had even ditched her to hang out with Lavender Brown and Parvarti who were often in the company of the society of promiscuity. The girls whom Oz and Coco had dubbed as the Army of Skanks. They’d been really stoned and watching Mean Girls before running into the group led by Pansy Parkinson and Cho Chang and they’d been calling them that ever since.

Oz and Ron were walking by Hermione who was levitating and trying to properly level a banner.

Hermione heaved a sigh and glared down at him, “You could help out a bit.”

“I’m really sorry ‘Mione I’ve just been busy.” Ron mumbled.

“Busy snogging? You don’t get to call me ‘Mione when I’m cross at you.” Hermione came down.

“Where are all the other prefects?” Oz asked.

“Off with their dates for the dance I’m sure. I’ve been under so much pressure with this and school I haven’t even had time to think of going to the dance.” Hermione said.

“I’m sorry, I haven’t made things easier for you.” Oz said, “What can we do to help?”

“I have a list here…” Hermione pulled a parchment out of her robes.

“It doesn’t look like that much.” Ron said.

Hermione rolled her eyes and rolled out the parchment it was taller than she was when she held it up.

“Oh shit. We’re going to need a lot of help with this. I’m going to go round up the rest of the group.” Oz said.

“I haven’t spoken to Harry in like a week. I haven’t had time.” Hermione said, “Where is he?”

“He’s with Coco in the prefects bathroom. They are pretending they are on a yacht. Coco misses her yacht.” Oz explained.

“Why on earth?” Hermione asked.

“They might be having an oral sex tutorial today, I can’t remember…” Ron said.

“She said he was getting a lot better.” Oz shrugged, “If so I don’t want to walk in on that. I’ll find Loony and D-Murder. You find G-Money and F-Baby.”

“Alright.” Ron said.

“Thank you…” Hermione said pulling her bushy hair out of her face.

Twenty minutes later Ron and Oz returned with a disgruntled set of twins, a rumpled but smiling Harry Potter, and giddy looking Coco. Luna was trailing behind walking bowlegged Draco was nowhere to be found.

“Let’s get to work.” Hermione went into organization mode.

In no time the Great Hall and surround areas were decorated. When they got everything cleaned up and put away it was almost time to get ready for the dance.

“We’re going up to get dressed, want to come with?” Coco asked Hermione.

“No, thanks for the offer but I think I’m going to sit out the dance, I don’t have a costume or a date.” Hermione said.

“Well, if you spent more time socializing than reading we wouldn’t have that problem. But I’m the soultion provider. I’m going to take you from study buddy to fuck buddy in a simple step.” Coco said, “We can come up with you a costume in no time.”

The other girls were going with an Alice in Wonderland theme, Harry and Ron’s costumes were secret to them and Coco knew they were going to totally clash. They managed to piece together a costume for Hermione making her the Cheshire Cat. She was wearing pink and magenta thigh highs and matching pink unitard. Coco was dressed as the Queen of Hearts in a red and black dress in the style of a sexy French maid costume with white playing cards with heart designs.

Luna of course was Alice with skimpy blue dress looking every bit of a little girl with white thigh highs on her legs and high black Mary Janes on her feet. Oz was dressed as the White Rabbit in a two piece white bathing suit with a blue vest white thigh highs and black Mary Janes as well.

Hermione’s makeover made her look sexy, Oz and Coco managed to straighten her hair into submission, Luna had to hold her down, Hermione proved to be more tender headed than Oz and Coco was brutal with styling materials.

Walking into the dance, Hermione and Oz were both nervous about showing themselves off and Oz even managed to convince Hermione to take a few hits off her pipe. Hermione was flushed and very relaxed but still trying to conceal her body. Everyone was gaping when they entered the Great Hall. The Army of Skanks were shooting daggers they were all wearing small skirts and corsets with some form animal ears across their heads. They looked disgustingly cheap there was no originality to their costumes at all they looked like street walkers.

The girls convened around the snack table.

“Hello ladies…” a voice sounded from behind them.

They turned expecting to see their dates and their friends but it was none other than Blaise Zabini and Megalus Tron.

“You are looking fine tonight. Who wants to fuck?” Megalus asked.

“Um…Pansy is always up for some dick ask her…” Coco said.

“Ginny Weasley’s looking fine…I’m going to see if she wants some dick.” Blaise said stalking off.

Blaise was dressed as Zorro and even Coco had to admit he looked good. Megalus was some type of robot thing and it wasn’t becoming. Seamus Finnegan and Dean Thomas were heading toward them they were dressed like Batman and Robin.

“What it do?” Coco asked.

“Would you do me a favor?” Dean asked leaning close to the girls, “We’re going to spike the punch, but I need someone to distract Snape. He’s guarding the bowl like a dog.”

“Yeah Boi!” sounded across the room with English accents and Fred and George sauntered in one wearing a clock the other wearing a viking helmet.

“Flavor Flav!” Coco and Oz screamed they had allowed the boys to watch Flavor of Love both seasons and the boys had patterned themselves after Flavor Flav.

Behind them came three boys they almost recognized but couldn’t quite. They were dressed in tight jeans tight shirts and carrying instruments they were wearing eyeliner and it looked like they had their hair straightened. The two brunettes and the redhead walked in commanding attention.

“Is that?” Oz asked her eyes soley on Ron who had a bass guitar.

“Neville is fox…where has he been hiding that body?” Hermione wondered.

“I don’t know, damn they do look like a band.” Oz said.

“They are fucking hot.” Seamus said, already a crowd was forming around them and the older Weasley’s as well if Snape and McGonagall got up to take notice.

“This is your chance, make it do what it do.” Coco said.

The boys parted the sea of on lookers and made their way over just as Dean was finished doing the deed to the punch.

“You girls look smokin…” Fred and George chorused.

“I’ll second that…” Harry said twirling his microphone.

“Bloody hell what are you wearing?” Ron asked staring at Oz’s costume.

“I could ask you the same question.” Oz said.

“You’re a rock band?” Coco asked.

“Yeah, we’re the Fall Out Boys.” Ron said smiling showing off his red bass.

“That would be Fall Out Boy.” Oz said.

“Yeah Boi!” Fred and George said once more before wandering away to no doubt harrass Snape.

“Oi…” Seamus moaned, “Harry Potter has got quite the package.”

“Don’t I know it…” Coco said, “Those jeans just make all of his junk obvious.”

Oz took notice of how tight their jeans were, “I hope that’s a rolled up sock you got there.”

Luna smiled and leaned forward, stroking the length clearly visible against Ron’s thigh. He backed away.

“That’s me!” Ron shrieked.

“It is…” Luna confirmed with a smirk, “He’s long, and he’s not even erect yet. I wonder what that’s like. What is it like Oz?”

“I wouldn’t know that anaconda ain’t been nowhere near me.” Oz said.

“You’ve got quite the bulge there too Sugar Dick.” Coco said cupping Harry.

He blushed and tried to get away but he bumped into a retreating Snape.

“Move Potter…” Snape said, he had his hair slicked back and he was wearing a long leather trench coat.

“Dude you look like Neo from the Matrix.” Coco said.

“What?” Snape asked, “These are just my going out robes…I’m not in costume.”

The group burst out laughing Draco made them suffer through the Matrixes during one of their sleepovers that he actually attended. He thought the DVD box looked interesting and made them watch it.

“What are you supposed to be?” Snape asked them.

“We’re the Cheetah Girls what in the hell does it look like we’re Alice in Wonderland.” Oz said.

“Okay…” Snape said rolling his eyes.

“We’re Fall Out Boy.” Harry said.

“I wasn’t asking you.” Snape said still eying the girls.

“Professor if I wasn’t sure I would say you were staring at my knockers.” Luna said, “This corset does wonders with them can’t you tell.”

Luna cupped her corset covered breasts and practically shoved them toward the nearly salivating sexless teacher.

“I’m going into my rooms tell Professor McGongall I shall return shortly.” Snape said stalking off his coat billowing behind him.

Neville fingered his guitar nervously as he stared at Hermione.

“You look smashing…” Neville mumbled.

“What I can barely hear you over this music.” Hermione shouted.

“I said you look smashing and I’d love to do nothing more than to snog you right now!” Neville shouted just as Lee Jordan changed songs the whole hall heard him he flushed crimson.

“Shut up Longbottom.” Draco sneered from the opposite side of the punch table.

Neville averted his eyes.

“Would you care to dance with me Neville?” Hermione asked.

“Yes…” Neville managed to stammer.

“Well, tonight has certainly been the emancipation of Mimi.” Coco said.

“Hermione, Mimi, I like it…” Oz said.

“I like naming people. What shall we call Neville?” Coco asked.

“He looks like a rock star tonight…and he’s going to hit that like Rocky Balboa.” Oz said as they watched Neville lead Hermione out onto the dance floor.

“What about Rocky?” Harry asked.

“It’ll do…” Coco said with a dismissive shrug.

“You’re only saying that because we didn’t make it up.” Oz said.

“Dance with me?” Harry asked Coco.

“Sure…”

Fred and George returned with a whole line of other boys. They stood in front of Luna staring imploringly at her.

“Why are you all staring at me?” Luna asked.

“We’d like a dance.” Fred said.

“Yeah Boi!” George said shaking his clock.

Luna looked at Draco who tried to look passive but everyone knew he was fuming.

“I haven’t danced in ages. The guy I’m seeing isn’t much of a dancer.” Luna said gliding out on to the floor with the twins.

“Ron Weasley why aren’t we dancing?” Oz asked.

“Because I’m looking grown with my bass…” Ron strummed the guitar.

“You suck you know that.” Oz said grabbing one of the boys waiting in line for a dance with Luna and pulling him out on the floor.

A few minutes into the song Ron ended up passing off his guitar to Draco and cutting in on the dance. Draco now held a bass and a regular guitar and he had no idea what to do with either of them. Draco was fuming at the sight of all of those men grinding on his Moon. He wanted to kill anyone who dared look at her much less asked for a dance. He hated himself for being to proud to dance with her himself. Even Crabbe and Goyle were dancing with Pansy and Cho who were making a big show out of it to make someone jealous.

Draco wasn’t in costume at all and felt ridiculous after an hour he’d had enough, he strode out onto the floor and shoved poor Colin Creevey damn near across the hall and started dancing with Luna.

Oz and Coco were back at the punch table everyone who’d had a glass were quite tipsy. Even McGonagall looked a bit drunk. Coco was eating a cookie and talking about Harry’s ass Oz pretended to listen.

“Do you know you telling me sex stuff about Harry is like you talking about my little brother Nick like that.” Oz said.

“Oh…I didn’t know.. that’s kind of sick…” Coco said, “Here comes a skankette.”

Lavender Brown was striding over, she’d had a hard time adjusting to her break up with Ron, she’d arrived back from her holiday just after school had started. Ron didn’t break up with her face to face, he’d sent an owl. Ron’s family owl wasn’t he most realiable he’d ended up sending the owl to a Magenta Green in London. She hadn’t really taken it well. She’d always tried to chat up Ron and he’d end up bumbling and stuttering.

“Well, well, well what in the hell are you supposed to be?” Lavender asked.

“I don’t know what do we have here?” Coco asked Oz.

“A skank bitch standing in front of us perhaps?” Oz asked.

“Looks like…” Coco said.

“You must be looking in the mirror.” Lavender said.

“Well, if that were the case if you were doing your math wouldn’t we see two.” Oz said.

“Whatever bitch, I just want you to know that before the nights over Ron will be in my bed.” Lavender said.

“Did she call me a bitch?” Oz asked shaking her curled fist at Lavender, “I got your bitch right here?”

“Calm down Oz. How do you expect to do that Skankney Spears?” Coco asked.

“Simple, he knows what I have to offer I’ve laid my cards on the table, he looks like he hasn’t had a good shag in a while.” Lavender said.

Ron and Harry chose that moment to walk up, “Lavender haven’t I told you that I want nothing to do with you?”

“You’ll realize my worth in time… you always come running back.” Lavender said.

Oz couldn’t take this stank bitch talking to her man. Cracking her knuckles and while everyone was glaring at Lavender she drew back and punched her square in the nose causing blood to explode from her face. Oz smirked and allowed herself to be pulled away by Ron and Harry.

“Now you’ll be running back to a plastic surgn.” Coco said pushing her back towards her army of skanks.

Minerva was on the scene quickly, “What happened,” she hiccuped.

“I didn’t see nothing.” Coco said.

“But…” Ron began .

“Nope, nothing.” Harry elbowed Ron in the ribs.

“Why is blood dripping down your hand?” Minerva asked.

“So it is?” Oz said surveying the damage to her fist, the blood belonged to Lavender.

“I’ll clean this up immediately,” Coco said whipping out her wand and casting a cleansing charm.

“Good. No more trouble out of you…lets enjoy the party or else I’ll send you packing, you sit with Filtch in the Janitors lounge.” Minerva said before hiccuping loudly and walk away.

“We’re dancing.” Oz told Ron.

Which left Harry and Coco standing by the punch table.

“Wanna dance?” Coco asked.

“Dancing is fun, but I got something I want to give you.” Harry said.

“Ooh…what is it…” Coco said excitedly.

“Don’t worry, I’ll show you. Come on…” Harry took her by the hand.

“Not so fast, I’m wearing heels.” Coco said.

When they reached their destination, the Griffindor Tower boys dormitory that Harry shared with Neville, Ron, Dean and Seamus.

“You’re showing me your old funky ass room with Deans old funky socks hanging around.” Coco said.

“Lie down on the bed and close your eyes.” Harry said.

“You’d better be giving me so something good. Is it jewelery?” Coco asked.

“I’m your teenage boyfriend asking you to lie down on my bed, why in the hell would it be jewelry.” Harry said pulling her arms out straight and the clicking the hand cuffs around the top left poster before clicking the other cuff in place on the right wrist.

“Harry I’m scared what in the hell are you doing?” she said trying to hide her excitement.

“I think you know exactly what I’m doing.” Harry said using his wand to rid her of her clothes.

“We didn’t schedule a lesson today…what are you planning to do to me?” Coco said.

“Consider this my final exam. I think I’m ready to graduate.” Harry said.

Coco smirked.

Harry took off his shirt and shoes, and climbed on top of Coco, kissing her softly his hands caressing her sides, fingertips caressing her skin. She moaned arching up against him. He kissed her from her jaw to her neck biting and nipping at her skin.

“Harry…you’re such a tease all of a sudden.” She panted, “Where did you learn that...”

“I’ve been trying to get into that head of yours, and I’ve been reading erotic magazines from under Fred and George’s mattresses.” Harry explained.

“You’ve definitely got my attention…” Coco said.

“Shh…” Harry whispered his kisses dropping lower to her collarbone then finally her breasts.

Harry eagerly made his way down her body finally stopping between her legs. His tongue gently teasing her clit, his is fingers gently entering her, Coco was moaning and arching against him, several minutes later she screamed loud enough to wake The Great Caesar's ghost, and Harry knew he’d done well.

While she was still a bit incoherent and out of it he let loose her restraints and just stared at her, his own need straining in his jeans. After watching her climax so powerfully over something he’d done turned him on.

“So…” she rubbed her wrists, “I guess you want me to get you off.”

“Well, it be nice.” Harry said a faint pink twinge coming into his cheeks.

She slid over across his body lowing her head in his lap, he was looking forward to whatever she might do to him. He watched with a mix of awe and confusion as she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants with her teeth.

He groaned when he was finally released from the confines of his jeans wiggling to allow her to get them all the way off his body.

“Do you have a condom?” Coco asked.

“Yes, I do…somewhere…” he said getting up to look for them.

He had little success and was frustrated and throwing this around at some point.

“Just get over here and fuck me…” Coco sighed, she’d been lying on the bed trying not to get bored with watching him finding a needle in the proverbial haystack.

He slowly made his way over to bed, “What if you get pregnant?”

“It’ll be okay, I’m on a preventative potion.” Coco said rubbing her clit a little.

“Damn…” Harry moaned, fisting his cock.

“Put it in me already.” She said, “See how wet I am…”

“I see that.” He said crawling over her, and kissing her lips before settling her legs around his shoulders before thrusting into her.

Coco pulled out her phone and wrapped her arms around his neck and started texting over his shoulders groaning a bit when he went faster. She was texting Oz of course and telling her about the delicious four play she’d shared with Harry.

In the Ravenclaw Dormitory Oz was with a very intoxicated Ron, when her phone went off playing…I’m Grown, by Tiffany Evans.

“Who that?” Ron asked trying to sit up.

“That’s Coco.” Oz said picking up the phone and reading the message.

“Ew…” Oz said scanning the message, it was describing the indecent things that she was doing with Harry in his room.

“Baby, baby…baby…” Ron said, “Pay attention to me!”

“You ain’t doing shit…”Oz said.

“Well I could be,” Ron pushed her over, and started pawing on her, kissing and biting her throat his hand snaking under her bikini top to cup her breast, his fingers tweaking her nipple.

She gasped and arched into him. His ministrations went on for exactly three more texts from Coco around the time Harry finished Ron was passed out.

“Damn…I hope things are going better for Hermione…” Oz sighed before resigning to let herself go to sleep.

Hermione and Neville had left the noisy dance to go on a walkabout around the school and just talked.

“I can’t believe we’ve never went out before now…” Hermione said.

“You never noticed me before.” Neville said.

“I don’t know why…you’re a really nice guy, you’re funny, and you’re a total sweetheart.” Hermione said.

“And I’m a really good kisser.” Neville said.

“Oh really now?” Hermione asked.

They were passing what they thought was empty corridor when they heard moans. Distinctly male moans coming from it then a couple of heavy thumps, both of the glancing to the right and seeing Seamus pressed up against the glass moaning, he was completely nude and a pair of distinctly male hands on his waist that were a much darker hue. Both Neville Hermione were shocked to see non other that Dean Thomas thrusting into him from behind.

Neville stood staring his jaw on the ground.

“Shea…” Dean was grunting as some resounding spanks were heard all through the hallway and some pitiful whimpers coming from the Irish boy, “You like it when I spank that ass.”

Hermione grabbed Neville by the hand and ran with him, both of them laughing.

“Did you have any idea?” she asked.

“I had some suspicions.” Neville smirked, “But I didn’t know that it was that intense.”

“I’m a little confused and grossed out I thought Dean was seeing Ginny.” Hermione said.

“Well, Ginny is seeing half the school. And it wouldn’t be the first time Ginny turned somebody gay.” Neville laughed when he found a staircase that wasn’t moving at the moment and led her over to it.

“That’s not funny, I was beginning to think Harry was a little queer but then Coco came and everything changed. I’m glad he’s happy, with the way she’s behaving now…I don’t think Ginny is the girl he needs.” Hermione said, “But enough about everyone else, what about you.”

“Well, I just told you I was a fantastic kisser.” Neville said, “What more do you need to know?”

“I think it’s more fun to figure it out along the way.”

“I’m glad you think so,” Neville said leaning and kissing her.

Hermione was wanting more when Neville pulled away he wasn’t lying. It was a mere second before he had a lap full of Hermione, a mouthful of Hermione as well.

She was raking her hands through his thick dark hair, Neville, had never done more than kissing, so he had no idea where to put his hands but he decided to push his luck stroking her thigh progressively sliding higher between her legs so his fingers were scrapping against the crotch of her unitard.

Hermione broke the kiss, “Neves…I’ve never done this before.”

“Do…you want me to stop?”

Hermione shook her head, “I need it, I’ve never had a proper orgasm…I’ve tried on my own, but I was kind of lost…”

“I’m a little lost but I’ll try my best.” He kissed her again for good measure as he rubbed against the crotch of her unitard and she whimpered.

“You’re getting a bit damp.”

“I know…go under.” Hermione whimpered.

He slid the flimsy unitard to the side and began to rub her.

She was moaning and rocking against his hand and he kissed her and bit her ears and neck, “Fuck me…”

He was glad to oblige her a finger or two.

“I like it…” she moaned.

“Harder?”

“Yes…”

Coco was lying in bed with Harry wishing for a joint or even a cigarette.

“I know you didn’t get off. We could try again.” Harry said.

“Damn Harry, it’s only been like ten minutes.” Coco said.

“You turn me on… I keep thinking about the way you were touching yourself…” Harry said before beginning a pattern of on an off lovemaking for the night between himself and Coco.

Luna was jumping up and down naked on her bed when Draco walked into the room after going to the lavatory to change.

“Dragon!” she squeaked jumping off and directly on to him.

“Moon.” He kissed her softly ignoring the buzz of his cellphone that was lying on the bed.

“Aren’t you going to answer it?” she asked.

“I’m kind of busy on top of you right now,” he said throwing them both on the bed.

“Coco said you should always answer your phone during sex.” Luna said.

“Why?” Draco asked.

“Paris Hilton does it.” Luna said.

“Who in the bloody hell is that?”

“I don’t know but Coco does.” Luna said.

“I hate living in a world where Coco’s world is law.” Draco said dryly, “Talking to my dad is the best way to get rid of an erection and do you want that baby cakes?”

It was eight thirty in the morning before Neville strolled into his dorm, ignoring the sock on the door still reeling from his night with Hermione and finding Coco on top of Harry in reverse cowgirl position and for the second time in less then twelve hours Neville was gaping at another couple having sex.

“Come for me baby I wanna hear it…” Harry was encouraging.

Coco flipped her hair and looked up into Neville’s eyes, “The view is better from inside the room you know…”

She carried on riding Harry before groaning out her release. Harry didn’t stop either, getting Coco off again.

Neville didn’t know what to do, but he decided it would be in his benefit to leave the room. He returned a short time later to find that the sock was gone and Coco was sitting on the side of Harry’s bed wearing his Quddich jersey and brushing her hair.

It did escape him how she smirked at him, he blushed and asked, “Where’s Harry?”

“In the shower, he was starting to get a little ripe. Twelve hours in the sack will do that to you.” Coco said.

“I’d imagine.” Neville said averting his eyes.

“How’d things go with Mimi?”

Neville smirked, “I don’t kiss and tell.”

“That lets me know that you at least kissed her.” Coco said, “I’m glad you finally got together.”

“I’ve never seen anything like what you were doing with Harry.” Neville said.

“I’m sorry, I thought you guys talked about the sock on the door.” Coco said, “Haven’t you ever seen a porno? That was pretty tame compared to some of those.”

“I’ve never seen one.” Neville said, “I should have knocked first.”

“Tell Harry I’m boning out, I’m in need of a shower myself and some chocolate body powder and I should have been up and dressed.” Coco said before she left, “Tell him that I love him and last night was amazing.”

“I guess I could though, it’ll sound queerer than Shea and Dean.” Neville said.

“What?” Coco asked whipping her head around as she’d already started to the door.

“Mimi and I caught them shagging in a corridor.” Neville said.

“Hot!” Coco said, “Check ya later Rocky.”

Ron staggered in long after both Harry and Neville had dressed and gone out for the day, he was hungover and staring at the empty space on his wall where his Jessica Simpson poster once hung.

He’d discovered her music accidentally long after he’d discovered her beauty. He’d seen the poster on a Muggle Born classmates wall and begged for it, and the other boy willingly handed it over in exchange for one of his brother’s famous snack boxes.

Coco snuck quietly and deftly into the room Harry shared with his dorm mates to find Ron staring at empty space she was hoping to find the room empty she was going to put up some sexy pictures of herself up in the room.

“Hi Ron!”

“Coco?”

“Why are you staring at a wall?” Coco asked.

“I took down a poster, and I need something to hang there. What are you doing in here? Harry’s at a pick up Quiddich game with Draco.” Ron said.

“I’m putting up smoking pictures of myself to give him something to think about when I’m not here.” Coco said putting up a glossy black and white picture of herself up on Harry’s desk it was in a beautiful ebony frame.

It was a sexy picture of Coco sitting outside in a garden on top of a picnic table in a sundress. She set another one up that was in a silver frame of her in her Hogwarts uniform sitting on a desk. And then another on the nightstand of her with a cowboy hat on and a tied up top.

“Those are nice, I wish I had a few of Oz.” Ron said.

“I have some on my computer.” Coco said pulling her puppy out of the pink canvas bag on her shoulder then finally her laptop and printer.

“What in the hell… how and why do you keep all that shit in that bag?” Ron asked.

“Magic bitch.” Coco said and in moments she’d printed out and framed some pictures of Oz that they’d shot at the same time as Coco’s pictures, and in less than a half an hour the pictures had been placed all around the room.

“Let’s go smoke a blunt.” Coco said.

“I’m down.” Ron said, they departed for the astronomy tower.

Not long after Harry and Oz came in.

“That was shitty, you could have beat D-Murder if you’d gone to sleep instead of fucking all night.” Oz said.

“What of it? I broke it off you know how I get down.”

“Don’t you ever do that again okay? You’re not a gangster, I don't give a damn what Coco tells you. You’re a Wizard from Britain. Got it.” Oz said.

“Hello…” Harry said making his way over to those pictures of Coco that were on his desk.

“Oh hell no.” Oz said noticing the pictures of herself that were on Ron’s side of the room, “Is your boy like a stalker or something?”

“No, I think Coco helped.” Harry said smirked slipping one of the pictures out of the frame and reading what Coco had written on the back.

“That’s cute…” Oz said reading over his shoulder, “And nothing about your dick, not in her usual style.”

“I know…” Harry said smiling, “She’s got it bad for me.”

“How in the hell did that happen?” Oz said.

Harry glared at her.

“Just kidding. Let’s go find them so I can yell and you can kiss.” Oz said.

They found Coco and Ron the least likely of places the library, they were convincing Neville and Hermione to get stoned with them. They were all high trying to make heads or tails of Hogwarts a History.

“Wait just one damn minute.” Oz said entering the room with enough noise to cause the paintings to stare at her not to mention the librarian to stare at them.

“Hey Oz…” Coco said.

“Just because you fucked Harry and want to give him pictures of you doesn’t mean that I want Ron to have those pictures of me!” Oz said.

“You got pussy last night?” Ron demanded.

Harry turned pink at the suggestion.

“What about you Neves? You get off with Hermione too?” Ron asked.

“Well…” Neville stammered turning redder than Harry.

“That answers my question. I know you want to wait Oz and I’m not pressuring you. But if I can’t have you I at least deserve some hot photos don’t you think?” Ron asked.

“He took down his Jessica Simpson poster for you, you know.” Neville said, “I don’t even know who she is but…she’s a knockout.”

“Would you take down a picture like that for me?” Hermione asked.

“Reality is always better than fantasy.” Neville said.

“Yes, in any case I’m going to need plenty of fantasy to get through life at this point and I’d prefer for those fantasies to be about you Oz.” Ron told her, “So don’t be mad at Coco. She was only helping me out.”

“I’m not mad at anyone, but you’re pressuring me with this whole conversation. And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge would you want to come with?” Oz said, “I stand by breaking tradition, and giving it up this early a relationship, no matter how much I love you is against my nature, pimp for life.”

With that Oz walked out of the library.

“I’m a teenage boy of course I would! Wait a minute…you love me?” Ron asked after the fact.

“He’s got an extreme case of delayed reaction.” Hermione said.

“She loves me!” Ron shouted.

“Mr. Weasley out! Take your friends and get out!” Madam Pince cried throwing books at them.

A potions book landed in Hermione’s hands inadvertently as she did so. Hermione didn’t notice the title, if she would have recognized it she wouldn’t have given it to Harry to hold, she was entranced by a book that told the love story about a wealthy witch and a Muggle Born wizard to see it.

“Hold these.” Hermione said as they were making their way out at the librarians behest still reading the back cover of the novel.

“She loves me she loves me…” Ron sang.

“Aren’t you going to go the hell after her and tell her you feel the same way? And you’d better feel the same way. Or I will smooth cut your ass.” Coco said.

“That goes for me too.” Harry said.

“Me too.” Hermione said with a smile.

“Don’t make me get ethnic in this piece of shit.” Coco said.

“You know it.” Neville said.

“Oh shit! I’d better tell her.” Ron said running off in the direction he thought Oz had gone.