Time Twister

Disclaimer: The only thing that I own of Harry potter are the six books that are a little worse for ware and the movies which I either bought or were given to me as gifts. But I do not own any of the copy rights sadly they belong to are favorite author and Warner Bothers and many other companies

To

Celtic: Thanks

KyoIchigaki: Unless I have uploaded the wrong chapter this is betaed, and Celtic has done a fantastic job.

Mr.Gailion: Thank you. And sorry about the names they just popped out of no where. I’m a big fan of charmed, Buffy, and Inuyasha can’t really help it sorry.

Ok time for me to bust out some crazy

Wicked wiccan: “Ok I want reviews I think you will tell me after this,” *Pulls rope drawing curtain that revels The trio and Ginny tied to chairs in front of blank TV.* “If I don’t get review I will make them all watch reruns of barney.”

Ginny: *tears running down face* “Please review he’s already shown us three hours worth and it’s horrible” *sob*

Hermione: “Please, hurry Harry is in a trance and Ron well Ron is…”

Ron: *singing way off key* “I love you, you love me, Were all big one happy family, with great big hug from me to you won’t you say you love me to.”

Wicked wiccan: *Gags Ron* “So you see they are not in the best shape if you care for their sanity review please.”

Crazy ends for now on with the story.

A James look a like god helps us all

The newly appointed Leo, Kagome, Cole, and Willow fallowed Professor Dumbledore though many passageways and corridors and finally they made there way to the entrance hall and they stopped in front of the doors to the great hall.

“Please follow me and I will introduce you all as your assumed names remember that you must keep the fact that you are all from the future a secret or else there will be catastrophic consequences so if you talk about it make sure no one will be able to hear you,” Said Dumbledore "understand?"

“Yes sir” they all said in unison.

“All right, I’m going to go up the head table and introduce you all to the rest of the school and Mr. Potter and Miss. Evans shall go and show you to your rooms after dinner remember it is October 25, 1987 and you are from London and your parents whish for you to carry out your last year at Hogwarts. Only professor McGonagall shall know of your origins. You shall go to all of your standard courses such as Transfiguration, Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, and Herbology, but you shall also have Advance Potions, Charms, Defense, and Transfiguration with me in the evenings to help you with Voldemort and also stay out of trouble with any other students I will hate all the paper work in the future so keep your noses clean.”

“But sir what about all my extra courses” “I’m sorry Miss Yasha but I cant do that it would be to much of a hassle and besides with as wise of a witch as you I’m sure you have already surpassed your N.E.W.T’S level so you will have to forgive me for not adding the rest of your courses now please follow me and I will introduce you.” Said Dumbledore and with that he turned on his heel and opened the doors to the great hall and the four teens followed.

As soon as the great hall doors opened and everyone saw Dumbledore they froze. Harry walked in with his head bowed. He was hoping no one could see his face for of coarse everyone would see the resemblance to a certain troublemaker if he really was as renowned as people say he was and from the demonstration they saw on the way here he was so even more reason to keep low until Dumbledore introduced them. Meanwhile Ron/Cole was acting like nothing out of the ordinary while Hermione/Kagome and Ginny/Willow were sticking together and keeping and eye out for anything out of the ordinary.

All four of them made there way to stand in front of the teachers table wile Dumbledore had already made it behind the table and to his seat. Of coarse there were mutters, murmurs, whispers, and confusion among the four house tables and teachers alike all wondering ‘who are they.’

Dumbledore raised his hand and instantly the room was so quiet you could hear a pin that had a silencing charm on it drop. “As I’m sure you have all been wondering who our four guest are.” Still there was silence in the room no one dare speak as long as the headmaster was talking. “Very well may I introduce you to Cole and Willow Wisp?” Cole/Ron and Willow/Ginny Stood up straighter and looked out into the crowd.

“And of coarse our other brother and sister pair Leo and Kagome Yasha.” At this Kagome/Hermione instantly looked out into the crowd and slowly seeing somewhat familiar faces in the crowd here and there. Leo/Harry slowly raised his head and as soon as his bangs had lifted from his head and they saw his face there was a sudden gasp.

Then a mille second later there was a was a collective yell of “What the hell!”, “Oh my god!”, and “Lord kill me now!” The last one coming from the teachers who were on the end of the table and too saw Leo/Harry’s face.

“Yes I know Leo has a quite a resemblance to another certain notorious student doesn’t he. All though I don’t think we have worry about Leo being as out going as this certain student.”

There was dead silence again even though the headmaster had stopped speaking everyone was silent and staring from Leo/Harry to James then back to Leo/Harry (all right from now on when I’m talking about Harry, Hermione, Gin, and Ron with people around I will use the cover names only because writing both their names is getting annoying so please bare with me I think you will have it down by now). “I have done a private sorting and all four of these new students shall be placed in Gryffindor and as there is no spear room in the dormitories I will kindly ask the Head Boy and Head Girl to Share there Quarters with them so pleas Miss and Mr. Yasha and Wisp please take your seats at Gryffindor table.

As Cole, Willow, Kagome, and Leo made there way the students and faculty were still shifting there gazes from Leo to the leader of the marauders with and impersonation of a stag caught in the headlights look about them. The four undercover Wizards made there way to the Gryffindor table to the only seats available two on each side of it and it just so happened on one side there was Lily Evans and on the other side none other then James Potter.

As Kagome and Willow sat down on the side with Lily and Cole and Leo the side With James with Leo closest to his future father. All the time both lily and James studying all four of them mostly Leo just as much as the rest of the Great Hall as they sat down. Lily opened her mouth to say “Hi”, but was abruptly cut off when James so rudely interrupted “Good lord you really are my double except for the eyes very familiar but I cant exactly place them,” at this everyone else rolled there eyes while Leo refrained from doing the same.

“Oh just think of the mischief we could make with this ammo on the teachers a little concealment spell on the scar and your eyes we would be twins oh the marauders are going to get a kick out of this it will be our best prank year, ever! I’m James Potter by the way nice to meet all four of you” said James with an evil smirk on his face that could give the devil himself a run for his money.

“Yes and I’m Lily Evans pleasure to meet all of you after dinner we will show you to the head common room if I’m not mistaken Dumbledore will no doubt have already made arrangements on the head’s quarters. And don’t mind Mr. Smooth over there, he’s a trouble maker.”

“Ah lily that’s not very Head Girl like of you giving another student much less your fellow Head a bad reputation, maybe I should give you a dentition with me, say my bedroom 10:00pm?” Said James who smirks became that of great resemblance to the cat that swallowed that cannery.

Lily rolled her eyes as food appeared on the table and said “One you don’t have the power to give the Head girl a detention and secondly I could go two courses one report you to Dumbledore about sexually harassing a student or you could get a repeat of this afternoon,” At this all of the surrounding students snickered for the first incident had spread thought the school like wildfire “and personally I would tread very very lightly because I don’t think James Jr. down there could take another blow in one day” shooting James a glare that made him clench his legs together and gulp.

“Thought so, but anyway like I had said before, pleasure to meet you all it’s going to be quite enjoyable sharing the Head’s quarters with someone besides James Potter so I thank you for transferring here or else one of us would not be alive the end of the week, I’ve put up with him for two months almost and its enough to drive anyone insane. Be wary James and his friends are the notorious trouble makers of Hogwarts and they will draw you into there games and ruin your school record by Halloween by the way, where are the other three dunderheads?” Shooting James another glare

James puts up his hands and says “Now now Lily there you go again talking about things that could give me a bad rep with students that don’t even know me yet and as far as the other Marauders, Peter is visiting his aunt in America will be back tomorrow, Sirius is in detention, and Remus had to supervise. And I’m highly offended that you think I would lead fellow students astray.”

Lily narrowed her eyes and looked like a viper ready to strike “With good reason Mr. Smooth.” The rest of the dinner went unaffected mostly with only the occasional exchange of snide remarks from both James and Lily.

Finally the deserts had disappeared. “All right I guess we should get to James, we have patrol duties tomorrow if you four are done follow us” said Lily getting up from the table all four of them following suit and walking toward the great hall doors.

James got up ran up toward Lily and wined “But Lillllllllly tomorrows, Saturday I don’t want to go to bed and your not my mother so you can’t make me!” sticking out his tongue mockingly.

“I may not be your mother but you do need one but I could most certainly make you go to bed” Sniped Lily giving James the Death glare that would make future Snape shudder.

James not knowing when its in his best interest to quit the mocking and the teasing continued “Oh I’m sure you can all you have to do is take me up to my room and tuck me in with you in it with me of coarse or you could always use your bed if make you more comfortable.” At this James’s voice once again getting deeper and huskier and stopping and turned to Lily.

Leo, Kagome, Cole, and Willow all stopped because they were behind the future couple. People surrounding the two also stopped to stare in amazement because they had heard what James had said and he had not flown across the room from one of Lily’s multiple jinxes or he wasn’t clutching some random body part that he had left open to attack and Lily had taken advantage of. Of coarse once the surrounding people had stopped so had most of the Hall to stare at Lily Evans and James Potter.

Lily had decided to resort to physical attacks rather than magical she felt it taught James his lesson quicker sure she had slapped him a couple of times without much result but that knee to the groin got though to him so she felt so will this combined with vast public humiliation of coarse. She stared in to his deep blue eyes with that smug grin on his face that wavy effect and taught muscles that Quidditch practice gave to his naturally messy hair and slim body. Oh yeah if he didn’t have that big head he would be totally dateable.

She stepped closer to James so that there was hardly any space between there body’s and she formulated the perfect plan. Lily who was a couple of inches shorter than James leaned in and started to step on her tip toes to seemingly kiss James and she slung her right arm around his broad shoulder and running her hand though his soft wavy hair and leaning in closer.

All the students and most of the teachers took in a collective gasp the students thinking James had finally one and they would finally become a couple after multiple years of fruitless labor on James’s part and the Teachers thinking whatever god out there was having mercy on their souls that the wild James Potter would finally settle down and wouldn’t play so many joke or else be smacked down by the messiah to the teachers Lily Evans.

For the second time that day James got that huge grin on his face. Lily took her left hand and put it around his neck to lower the top of his body down wile her right was brought down out of his hair to his left ear. Lily once again got a big grin on her face and for an added effect made herself blush thinking ‘James in the shower James in the shower room’ and added a girlish giggle. James’s grin widened at seeing her blush and started to lean down to meet Lily in a passionate kiss so what if everyone was there to witness it.

However with still half the distance to go Lily’s eye’s became ablaze with that emerald fire of wrath and before James could register her fury her right had that had been fiddling with his left ear slid down to bottom of his ear with her thumb and index finger out forming a pincher and with her perfectly manicured nails pinched down hard on his ear with a satisfying scream of “CRAP” coming from James (did you really think I would give you a lovey dovey seen yet I may not put one in between James and lily at all but If you want one Review and I’ll try and fit one in).

‘What yeah know I’m eating Molly’s words, manicures do come in handy’ mentally chimed Lily. The she gave James’s ear a sharp tug “What did I tell you this afternoon if you ever tried or implied something like that again I’d make sure you never had kids.” Whispered lily so only James, Leo Kagome, Cole, and willow could hear. All that came from James was another “crap” and “this hurts like hell Lily.” “Good maybe you will learn this time when I’ll lead you by your ear straight to bed much like a mother would do a very naughty child and I MAAAKKE you go to bed.” said lily in a normal tone as if this was normal and started to head off with James in toe

“Miss Evans even though I’m sure James deserves any punishment you have already and will give him I implore you not to seriously injure him,” Said Dumbledore finally someone actually speaking and not laughing.

“Will do Professor I promise not to seriously injure Potter but now I will excuse myself Potter and I Both need to get up early for Patrol” Dumbledore nodded and lily kindly said “Come on you guys fallow me” and added harshly to James “Come on potter march!” and they slowly made there way to the Heads’s quarters on the seventh floor.

End for now

Crazy starts again



Wicked wiccan: “There you go so remember and review, since you haven’t had a chance to review it really wouldn’t be fair if I put on more barney.”

Everyone else: *Big sighs*

Wicked wiccan: *evil smirk* “Unfortunately for these four I’m not fair.”

Everyone else: “NOOOOOOOOOOO”

Wicked wiccan *pops in barney DVD pulls rope again and screaming is cut off* “Ah silencing charms gift of the gods, remember review for your favorite characters sanity. Till thin bye by.”