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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
8,229
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Second Hand Faith
Disclaimer: Already wrote it down in chapter one.
Author's note: Yet again, lots of thanks to my beautiful beta Mad
Hatter. Plus, the upcoming lyrics are the property of Emilie Autumn. Also, I'm sorry that it took so long for me to update...Both me and my beta have been really busy...
Chapter 4: Second Hand Faith
Midnight, August 8th 2005
The group of friends were still in CC's room when Niki realized that
she had 'prior obligations'.
"Shit...I'm gonna be late!!! I'm already late!!! Snape is gonna be
pissed!!!"
After she ran out of the room, CC and Andi just looked at each other in
confusion.
"She never mentioned that she was going to have Snape tonight...Did
she?"
"Nope, I don't think she did, but then again, our Niki can be a world
class airhead at times."
"Who are you to talk? I mean, come on...Your Mr. I-didn't-realize-that-that-Remus-is-straight..."
"And that he tried to have sex with one of my best friends. Why did you
never mention anything?"
"I figured that if I mentioned anything about older guys hitting on
me...You guys would freak out...Especially if I told you some of the
details..."
"Details? Does that mean that you did something with any of them?"
"Maybe...."
"TELL ME NOW!!!!"
"Well, I happen to know that Malfoy Sr. has a pegging* fetish...And
that Sirius loves doggy style..."
"No surprise there."
"And that our beloved Hogwarts Potions master has major dominance
issues..."
"You lied to Niki about that?"
"I never had sex with him..."
"But you've had...fun with him?"
"You could say that if you actually like having to refer to your lover
as 'Master'...It lost it's appeal after a while..."
"Anyone else?"
"Oliver Wood."
"YOU BITCH!!! So you’re the one who turned him straight!!"
"Maybe..."
"Anyway...How the hell do you pull it off? I mean, you can have any guy
that you want..."
"I guess the combination of the Weasley and Potter genes creates this
weird air of pure sexuality? Honestly, I don't have any idea. I mean, I
was shocked when all of these amazingly attractive older men started
hitting on me when I was 13...Plus it was a little creepy."
"You were 13 when this started? When did you decide to go through with
anyone? And who was it?"
"I was 14...And it was with one of the guys I had a crush on when I was
living in Colorado...His name's Sean."
"Your kidding me! You waited until you were 14? How old was he?"
"I think he was 18 or 19...It's been years since I've thought about
him...Let alone talked to him...Plus, it's really no use thinking about
the past, I have an amazing man who loves me."
"Damnit...Will you really be moving to Finland? I do want to see you
every once in a while and I thought that we were going to start our band
soon?"
"I don't know...I'll try to talk to Tuomas about it, but I'm thinking
that he's going to be kicking Tarja out of the band soon and he'll want
me to replace her. I'll talk to you about it later. I'm actually kind
of tired and I'd like to get some sleep."
Meanwhile, Niki was now in front of Snape's bedroom door and was
nervous as hell about going in there...She was still a virgin and wasn't too sure about 'losing it' to Snape.
"Eh, what the hell...I'm sure if I tell him, he'll understand and be
somewhat gentle with me." She muttered to herself right before she opened
the door....
(insert sex scene with Snape being overly dominant here)
The next morning
CC woke up and saw Tuomas laying next to her sleeping like a
baby...Then she looked at the clock and saw it was already 10 am.
"Hey, babe? It's time to get up..."
"Idunwanna…"
"Fine then...I'll just force you to get up," she said with a barely
visible smirk before she threw the covers off of the bed and pulled down
Tuomas' boxers.
"Accio cold water."
"AAAAHHHHH!!! THAT'S COLD!!!!"
"That's what you get for being lazy. Now get up."
"I might ever be able to get it up ever again."
"You know that's not what I was talking about...you perv."
"Now...Why do I need to get up again? It's only 10."
"Because we have more people coming...Well, I have a feeling that they’re already here. But in any case, it's been forever since I've seen them and I want to introduce you"
"You mean show me off to bitter exes."
"Well...That too. Wait, how did you know that they were exes?"
"Just a good guess."
They quickly got dressed and went downstairs to the kitchen. When they
got there, both of the Malfoys were sitting at the table talking to
Snape about something.
They both noticed the new arrivals at the same time.
"Hello Cecilia."
"Hello Lucius...Draco..." She quickly dragged Tuomas into view. "This
is my boyfriend Tuomas."
"Oh..." Lucius said coldly. "You have a new one then? How long do you
plan on keeping him?"
"That's none of your business..."
Molly Weasley walked into the room and realized what was going on.
"Honey...You should play one of your songs!! It's been forever since
anyone's touched that piano and I'm sure that everyone would appreciate a performance from you." Turning to Tuomas she said, "She's quite good
you know."
"Gramma..."
"Cecilia...I'm saying that you should."
"Oh, fine...The damn thing is tuned, right?"
"Do you need to ask that?"
CC then walked into the living room and saw that almost everyone else
in the Order was there waiting for something to happen. She sat down in
front of the piano and summoned a sheet of music and started playing.
"I'll take my hope where I can find it
Seems I find it here in you
Hang your curtain get behind it
I won't even ask for proof
Go ahead and read my fortune
Cast your dice, divine my fate
I just want to know I have one
Tell me that it's not too late for
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
I will pay you for your trouble
I will pay you for your time
Steal my wallet charge me double
All I've come for is a sign
Is there someone who can help me
Up above the clouds I see
Sitting in a Chinese restaurant
Someone comes to offer me
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
'Cause this feeling of forgiveness means much more to me
Than that paper on the wall that cost you all of ten bucks
If an ancient word, a heathen spell can salvage me
I will believe in miracles 'cause it would take a saint to set me free
And if my luck don't last too long
Or if my life gets worse
I'll be back for another song
A blessing or a curse
And I'll never ask for refunds
'Cause I know you're not to blame
Take more blood, more hair, more money
I'll do anything to claim
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
What somebody threw away
May just get me through the day
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
Second hand faith is all I need"
When she finished, everyone in the room first stared at her and then
started clapping.
"Knock it off you guys...I'm not that good."
"Yes...You are. And to think that I was considering asking you to join
Nightwish in the near future...I think that you would be better off if
you started a solo career."
The Weasleys stared at each other and then Ginny asked CC, "You haven't told him yet then?"
"Ummm....No, hell, I retired. So I didn't see the need to."
"Your retired?"
"Yeah...Have you ever heard of Emily Autumn?"
"Yes, actually, you sound exactly like her."
"That's because she's my alter ego...Or was. Right now, Andi, Niki, and
I are working on starting a new band fronted by Emily called the Bloody
Crumpets."
"Damn...You brits sure have rubbed off on her."
"Aren't you shocked at all?"
"Not really, it makes sense to me. Hell, you even act like you've been
in the spotlight. Plus, Ms. Autumn, you have managed to keep your
personal life very private, and now I see why."
Author's note: Yet again, lots of thanks to my beautiful beta Mad
Hatter. Plus, the upcoming lyrics are the property of Emilie Autumn. Also, I'm sorry that it took so long for me to update...Both me and my beta have been really busy...
Chapter 4: Second Hand Faith
Midnight, August 8th 2005
The group of friends were still in CC's room when Niki realized that
she had 'prior obligations'.
"Shit...I'm gonna be late!!! I'm already late!!! Snape is gonna be
pissed!!!"
After she ran out of the room, CC and Andi just looked at each other in
confusion.
"She never mentioned that she was going to have Snape tonight...Did
she?"
"Nope, I don't think she did, but then again, our Niki can be a world
class airhead at times."
"Who are you to talk? I mean, come on...Your Mr. I-didn't-realize-that-that-Remus-is-straight..."
"And that he tried to have sex with one of my best friends. Why did you
never mention anything?"
"I figured that if I mentioned anything about older guys hitting on
me...You guys would freak out...Especially if I told you some of the
details..."
"Details? Does that mean that you did something with any of them?"
"Maybe...."
"TELL ME NOW!!!!"
"Well, I happen to know that Malfoy Sr. has a pegging* fetish...And
that Sirius loves doggy style..."
"No surprise there."
"And that our beloved Hogwarts Potions master has major dominance
issues..."
"You lied to Niki about that?"
"I never had sex with him..."
"But you've had...fun with him?"
"You could say that if you actually like having to refer to your lover
as 'Master'...It lost it's appeal after a while..."
"Anyone else?"
"Oliver Wood."
"YOU BITCH!!! So you’re the one who turned him straight!!"
"Maybe..."
"Anyway...How the hell do you pull it off? I mean, you can have any guy
that you want..."
"I guess the combination of the Weasley and Potter genes creates this
weird air of pure sexuality? Honestly, I don't have any idea. I mean, I
was shocked when all of these amazingly attractive older men started
hitting on me when I was 13...Plus it was a little creepy."
"You were 13 when this started? When did you decide to go through with
anyone? And who was it?"
"I was 14...And it was with one of the guys I had a crush on when I was
living in Colorado...His name's Sean."
"Your kidding me! You waited until you were 14? How old was he?"
"I think he was 18 or 19...It's been years since I've thought about
him...Let alone talked to him...Plus, it's really no use thinking about
the past, I have an amazing man who loves me."
"Damnit...Will you really be moving to Finland? I do want to see you
every once in a while and I thought that we were going to start our band
soon?"
"I don't know...I'll try to talk to Tuomas about it, but I'm thinking
that he's going to be kicking Tarja out of the band soon and he'll want
me to replace her. I'll talk to you about it later. I'm actually kind
of tired and I'd like to get some sleep."
Meanwhile, Niki was now in front of Snape's bedroom door and was
nervous as hell about going in there...She was still a virgin and wasn't too sure about 'losing it' to Snape.
"Eh, what the hell...I'm sure if I tell him, he'll understand and be
somewhat gentle with me." She muttered to herself right before she opened
the door....
(insert sex scene with Snape being overly dominant here)
The next morning
CC woke up and saw Tuomas laying next to her sleeping like a
baby...Then she looked at the clock and saw it was already 10 am.
"Hey, babe? It's time to get up..."
"Idunwanna…"
"Fine then...I'll just force you to get up," she said with a barely
visible smirk before she threw the covers off of the bed and pulled down
Tuomas' boxers.
"Accio cold water."
"AAAAHHHHH!!! THAT'S COLD!!!!"
"That's what you get for being lazy. Now get up."
"I might ever be able to get it up ever again."
"You know that's not what I was talking about...you perv."
"Now...Why do I need to get up again? It's only 10."
"Because we have more people coming...Well, I have a feeling that they’re already here. But in any case, it's been forever since I've seen them and I want to introduce you"
"You mean show me off to bitter exes."
"Well...That too. Wait, how did you know that they were exes?"
"Just a good guess."
They quickly got dressed and went downstairs to the kitchen. When they
got there, both of the Malfoys were sitting at the table talking to
Snape about something.
They both noticed the new arrivals at the same time.
"Hello Cecilia."
"Hello Lucius...Draco..." She quickly dragged Tuomas into view. "This
is my boyfriend Tuomas."
"Oh..." Lucius said coldly. "You have a new one then? How long do you
plan on keeping him?"
"That's none of your business..."
Molly Weasley walked into the room and realized what was going on.
"Honey...You should play one of your songs!! It's been forever since
anyone's touched that piano and I'm sure that everyone would appreciate a performance from you." Turning to Tuomas she said, "She's quite good
you know."
"Gramma..."
"Cecilia...I'm saying that you should."
"Oh, fine...The damn thing is tuned, right?"
"Do you need to ask that?"
CC then walked into the living room and saw that almost everyone else
in the Order was there waiting for something to happen. She sat down in
front of the piano and summoned a sheet of music and started playing.
"I'll take my hope where I can find it
Seems I find it here in you
Hang your curtain get behind it
I won't even ask for proof
Go ahead and read my fortune
Cast your dice, divine my fate
I just want to know I have one
Tell me that it's not too late for
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
I will pay you for your trouble
I will pay you for your time
Steal my wallet charge me double
All I've come for is a sign
Is there someone who can help me
Up above the clouds I see
Sitting in a Chinese restaurant
Someone comes to offer me
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
'Cause this feeling of forgiveness means much more to me
Than that paper on the wall that cost you all of ten bucks
If an ancient word, a heathen spell can salvage me
I will believe in miracles 'cause it would take a saint to set me free
And if my luck don't last too long
Or if my life gets worse
I'll be back for another song
A blessing or a curse
And I'll never ask for refunds
'Cause I know you're not to blame
Take more blood, more hair, more money
I'll do anything to claim
A little second hand faith
A line upon my palm that I can just erase
'Cause I need to believe in a hierarchic grace
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
What somebody threw away
May just get me through the day
I can do without a book I'll never read
Second hand faith is all I need
Second hand faith is all I need"
When she finished, everyone in the room first stared at her and then
started clapping.
"Knock it off you guys...I'm not that good."
"Yes...You are. And to think that I was considering asking you to join
Nightwish in the near future...I think that you would be better off if
you started a solo career."
The Weasleys stared at each other and then Ginny asked CC, "You haven't told him yet then?"
"Ummm....No, hell, I retired. So I didn't see the need to."
"Your retired?"
"Yeah...Have you ever heard of Emily Autumn?"
"Yes, actually, you sound exactly like her."
"That's because she's my alter ego...Or was. Right now, Andi, Niki, and
I are working on starting a new band fronted by Emily called the Bloody
Crumpets."
"Damn...You brits sure have rubbed off on her."
"Aren't you shocked at all?"
"Not really, it makes sense to me. Hell, you even act like you've been
in the spotlight. Plus, Ms. Autumn, you have managed to keep your
personal life very private, and now I see why."