Hogwarts picture show

HErmione and Harry stood outside the castle walls, knocking once they waited shocked as the door opened to show a sickly loooking man with blonde hair staring at them. "Hello." Hermione was shaking at the way he said hello. "Hi! My name is Harry Potter, and this is my fiancee, Hermione Granger. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use?" The man looked at their dripping clothes with distate "You're wet." Hermione stared at him was he that stupid, "Yes - it's raining." the man sneered opening the door for them, "Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside."

Once they were inside Hermione stared around whilst thanking the man, "You're too kind. Oh Harry, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?" Harry was just as surprised as her the house was set up like some freekish side show, "Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."


Lucius: This way.

Hermione: Are you having a party?

Lucius: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.

Hermione: Oh, lucky him.

A woman who had been on the stairs suddely looked up laughing,
Bellatrix: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha...

Lucius: It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Bellatrix: Not for very much longer.

Lucius: I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Lucius and Bellatrix: And a void would be calling...

The man and woman threw open a door showing a large group of death eaters standing looking at them.
Death eaters: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Old Man: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right.

Old man: With your hands on your hips.

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Hermione watched the woman singing in awe.
Bellatrix: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.


Lucius: With a bit of a mind flip

Bellatrix: You're into the time slip.

Lucius: And nothing can ever be the same.

Bellatrix: You're spaced out on sensation.

Lucius: Like you're under sedation.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Ginny: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When this snake of a wizard gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a nimbus 2000, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Old Man: It's just a jump to the left!

All: And then a step to the right.
Old man: With your hands on your hips....

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Old man: It's just a jump to the left!!

All: And then a step to the right.

Old man: With your hands on your hips!...

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.

Let's do the time-warp again.


Hermione stared at the dancers in shock. Harry and her started to back away slowly

A/N reviews to say if I should continue this would be great