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Adult ++
Chapters:
4
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5,578
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26
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Chapter 4: These things should carry a warning....
A/N: OK I own nothing, it all belong the wonderful, wonderful, talented J. K Rowling! This is my first attempt at light hearted fan fiction. So be gentle. *sigh* these things don't get boring do they?
This little chapter (ok its the biggest so far and I confess I'm not really happy with it but its Severus Snape's birthday I had to post something! lol) is dedicated to the one and only Severus Snape, my loyal reviewers, Everyone at http://thaelixir.proboards49.com and the authors whos fics inspire me and keep me too occupied to actually get anywork done!
Suggestions welcomed and trust me when I say I may need them!! Any flames will be reported to my team of rabid ferrets. I'm head of slytherin now so I'll be sending a few of them your way too! *starts attacting sharp spikes to the first years*
Chapter 4: These things should carry a warning....
‘Hmm... This is familiar’ Snape though as he peeled the sheets off his dry lips. Thankfully what ever he was drinking to forget he had forgotten ‘so no obliviates for me.’ He thought almost merrily but the new hangover (it’s back and it’s bigger) wouldn’t allow that.
He groaned to himself as he pushed his resistant body off the bed and proceeded to bump off more surfaces in an effort to get to the bathroom.
“God I hate hangovers” he mumbled bitterly as he lent against the cold wall to steady himself as he relieved his very full bladder into his toilet.
Hangovers have a funny effect on people, some don’t suffer from them at all (and we don’t speak about these people for a reason) and some simply get a head ache, some even get this funny happy feeling (and we don’t speak about them either) but for Severus it was the traditional crawl up in a hole and die or bloody well kill me with that mallet someone is ever so gently beating me with.
Showers usually took the fuzzy drunk effect away that was still left over from the night before allowing him a somewhat clearer view of the world that was still very much there to make him suffer, and well....usually hangover potions would address the rest of the problem but alas he had none of that so again today he would be tackling this the muggle way.
You could probably hear his body protesting from where you are sitting.
Somehow and he was still not quite sure how, Severus managed to get himself, showered, shaved, dressed and into the great hall for breakfast with out throwing up once. This little miracle should be celebrated he thought promptly grabbing the largest jug of water he could find and filling his glass only to down the content a second later and repeat the process with the enthusiasm of man found in the Sahara desert after 3 days of no food or water.
“Severus, your drinking a lot of water today is everything alright.” Dumbledore asked with a slight look of concern on his damned twinkly face.
“Bugger off old man this is my water, you can’t have it” he growled thinking to himself ‘did I say that out loud?’
The look on Dumbledore’s face showed he had and grudgingly he apologised.
“My apologies Headmaster......I’m not quite feeling myself today........”
‘Well that’s an understatement if I’ve ever heard one’ that annoying voice in his head chipped in.
“Oh bugger off” he growled, excusing himself from the very confused staff table to take a trip into Hogsmeade before lessons to buy himself a hangover potion.
***
Hermione looked on in disgust as Ron shovelled eggs and bacon from his plate into his rather spacious gob. ‘How he manages to swallow all of that with out suffocating is a mystery to me’ she thought somewhat absentmindedly. In fact she had become quite absentminded as of late, not that anyone had noticed as the majority of them where too wrapped up in their own lives to care about whether or not the book worm was actually reading her books rather than staring out of the window. In fact most of the teachers hadn’t noticed either seemingly suffering from the same affliction as Hermione. One would think that everyone in the castle where feeling quite bored.
It was at this point that Professor Snape began yelling at Professor Dumbledore about his water, snapping Hermione and everyone else out of their daydreaming.
“Bugger off old man this is my water, you can’t have it” he had growled and quite rightly Hermione thought too. Why it was absolutely preposterous that anyone could think of disturbing the poor man while he downed that large amount of water. ‘What on earth was Dumbledore thinking?
‘Hang on a second.....what am I thinking?’ Hermione thought (confusing her self and the poor hung-over author in the process)
‘Why am I defending that horrible, sarcastic and well actually quite fine looking man?’
“...........Oh God I’m doing it again!” she said out loud staring at her refection in her empty plate with horror.
“That’s it I’ve taken leave of my senses, and I’m loosing the plot!” she continued baffling a starry eyed Harry who had also been gazing at Snape.
“You’ve lost what?” Harry asked
“Have you tried a summoning spell?” Ron chipped in through a mouth full of sausage and toast.
“Hang on, what? No....what?” Hermione asked rather confused
“Summoning spell....” Ron repeated more clearly washing down his food with a glass of orange juice “to find the thing you’ve lost.”
“What?” Hermione asked again looking at Ron as if he had grown another head.
“Oh never mind.... I’ll see you guys later” She said admiring Professor Snape’s bottom again as she rose from the table at the same time as Professor Snape was excusing himself from the Staff table.
‘Hospital wing here I come’ she thought merrily knowing she had to have gone insane to have been doing that again!
***
‘Looking down is bad.....’ Severus thought ‘actually looking at anything closely is bad.’
‘Now looking at something closely in a downward direction is just worse!’ He thought as he tried to suppress the strong wave of nausea that was persistently hitting him as he searched the shelves of the Hogsmeade apothecary for a decent hangover potion (he wasn’t about to poison himself).
“No that’s not it. Not that one either. Damn it where is it?” He muttered to himself searching for the elusive vial of blue potion that would cure him of his current fragile state.
“Do you need some help Professor” The cheery shop keeper asked from somewhere behind him.
“No!” he snapped back his hand aching to reach for his wand to hex the round faced idiot into something twig like and charred.
“Well if you tell me what you are looking for I can get it for you.” The persistent prat continued.
“I already have it” Severus barked, wincing slightly and grabbing a vial of a sickly green potion from the shelf in front of him.
“Fair enough, three sickles please”
Severus threw down the coins on the counter, pocketing his potion and growling at the smirking shop keeper.
‘Dunderhead’ he thought, although he knew it applied more to him than the idiot behind the counter. Stubborn as ever he had grabbed a ‘wind-ease’ potion rather than admit he needed and couldn’t find the hangover cure. The drink really had addled his brains.
He sighed and headed back to Hogwarts and another no doubt thrilling potions lesson.
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A/N: he he he Happy birthday Severus! orry its taken me so long to update. Blame these fabulous SS/HG writers for keeping me busy reading thier work. Oh and you can blame the hideaway, Betz and RPG#1 too! lol RL has been a pain in the backside too and quite frankly I'm shocked this is up when I'm at my busiest!
I will hopefully update again soon, once filming is over and I have nothing else left to direct lol. *sigh*
I will say it again: This little chapter (ok its the biggest so far and I confess I'm not really happy with it but its Severus Snape's birthday I had to post something! lol) is dedicated to the one and only Severus Snape, my loyal reviewers, Everyone at http://thaelixir.proboards49.com and the authors whos fics inspire me and keep me too occupied to actually get anywork done!
Suggestions welcomed and trust me when I say I may need them!! Any flames will be reported to my team of rabid ferrets. I'm head of slytherin now so I'll be sending a few of them your way too! *starts attacting sharp spikes to the first years*
As always I apologise for my pathetic, grammar, spelling, writing style and ability etc, etc. Its more difficult to put down on paper what is in my head than I originally thought.
Satai Delenn - Thank you my dear, I'm glad you thought so.
Edania - I will try my best, reviews really help me keep going.....I'm not very confident in my writing ability. Comes with years of being out down for it.
WiCkEd - *rugby tackles into a hug* Yeay! Glad you liked it. It means a lot! ore coming soon.....could do with a brain massage though.
chaeche - *blushes* thank you. I will try my best.
This little chapter (ok its the biggest so far and I confess I'm not really happy with it but its Severus Snape's birthday I had to post something! lol) is dedicated to the one and only Severus Snape, my loyal reviewers, Everyone at http://thaelixir.proboards49.com and the authors whos fics inspire me and keep me too occupied to actually get anywork done!
Suggestions welcomed and trust me when I say I may need them!! Any flames will be reported to my team of rabid ferrets. I'm head of slytherin now so I'll be sending a few of them your way too! *starts attacting sharp spikes to the first years*
Chapter 4: These things should carry a warning....
‘Hmm... This is familiar’ Snape though as he peeled the sheets off his dry lips. Thankfully what ever he was drinking to forget he had forgotten ‘so no obliviates for me.’ He thought almost merrily but the new hangover (it’s back and it’s bigger) wouldn’t allow that.
He groaned to himself as he pushed his resistant body off the bed and proceeded to bump off more surfaces in an effort to get to the bathroom.
“God I hate hangovers” he mumbled bitterly as he lent against the cold wall to steady himself as he relieved his very full bladder into his toilet.
Hangovers have a funny effect on people, some don’t suffer from them at all (and we don’t speak about these people for a reason) and some simply get a head ache, some even get this funny happy feeling (and we don’t speak about them either) but for Severus it was the traditional crawl up in a hole and die or bloody well kill me with that mallet someone is ever so gently beating me with.
Showers usually took the fuzzy drunk effect away that was still left over from the night before allowing him a somewhat clearer view of the world that was still very much there to make him suffer, and well....usually hangover potions would address the rest of the problem but alas he had none of that so again today he would be tackling this the muggle way.
You could probably hear his body protesting from where you are sitting.
Somehow and he was still not quite sure how, Severus managed to get himself, showered, shaved, dressed and into the great hall for breakfast with out throwing up once. This little miracle should be celebrated he thought promptly grabbing the largest jug of water he could find and filling his glass only to down the content a second later and repeat the process with the enthusiasm of man found in the Sahara desert after 3 days of no food or water.
“Severus, your drinking a lot of water today is everything alright.” Dumbledore asked with a slight look of concern on his damned twinkly face.
“Bugger off old man this is my water, you can’t have it” he growled thinking to himself ‘did I say that out loud?’
The look on Dumbledore’s face showed he had and grudgingly he apologised.
“My apologies Headmaster......I’m not quite feeling myself today........”
‘Well that’s an understatement if I’ve ever heard one’ that annoying voice in his head chipped in.
“Oh bugger off” he growled, excusing himself from the very confused staff table to take a trip into Hogsmeade before lessons to buy himself a hangover potion.
***
Hermione looked on in disgust as Ron shovelled eggs and bacon from his plate into his rather spacious gob. ‘How he manages to swallow all of that with out suffocating is a mystery to me’ she thought somewhat absentmindedly. In fact she had become quite absentminded as of late, not that anyone had noticed as the majority of them where too wrapped up in their own lives to care about whether or not the book worm was actually reading her books rather than staring out of the window. In fact most of the teachers hadn’t noticed either seemingly suffering from the same affliction as Hermione. One would think that everyone in the castle where feeling quite bored.
It was at this point that Professor Snape began yelling at Professor Dumbledore about his water, snapping Hermione and everyone else out of their daydreaming.
“Bugger off old man this is my water, you can’t have it” he had growled and quite rightly Hermione thought too. Why it was absolutely preposterous that anyone could think of disturbing the poor man while he downed that large amount of water. ‘What on earth was Dumbledore thinking?
‘Hang on a second.....what am I thinking?’ Hermione thought (confusing her self and the poor hung-over author in the process)
‘Why am I defending that horrible, sarcastic and well actually quite fine looking man?’
“...........Oh God I’m doing it again!” she said out loud staring at her refection in her empty plate with horror.
“That’s it I’ve taken leave of my senses, and I’m loosing the plot!” she continued baffling a starry eyed Harry who had also been gazing at Snape.
“You’ve lost what?” Harry asked
“Have you tried a summoning spell?” Ron chipped in through a mouth full of sausage and toast.
“Hang on, what? No....what?” Hermione asked rather confused
“Summoning spell....” Ron repeated more clearly washing down his food with a glass of orange juice “to find the thing you’ve lost.”
“What?” Hermione asked again looking at Ron as if he had grown another head.
“Oh never mind.... I’ll see you guys later” She said admiring Professor Snape’s bottom again as she rose from the table at the same time as Professor Snape was excusing himself from the Staff table.
‘Hospital wing here I come’ she thought merrily knowing she had to have gone insane to have been doing that again!
***
‘Looking down is bad.....’ Severus thought ‘actually looking at anything closely is bad.’
‘Now looking at something closely in a downward direction is just worse!’ He thought as he tried to suppress the strong wave of nausea that was persistently hitting him as he searched the shelves of the Hogsmeade apothecary for a decent hangover potion (he wasn’t about to poison himself).
“No that’s not it. Not that one either. Damn it where is it?” He muttered to himself searching for the elusive vial of blue potion that would cure him of his current fragile state.
“Do you need some help Professor” The cheery shop keeper asked from somewhere behind him.
“No!” he snapped back his hand aching to reach for his wand to hex the round faced idiot into something twig like and charred.
“Well if you tell me what you are looking for I can get it for you.” The persistent prat continued.
“I already have it” Severus barked, wincing slightly and grabbing a vial of a sickly green potion from the shelf in front of him.
“Fair enough, three sickles please”
Severus threw down the coins on the counter, pocketing his potion and growling at the smirking shop keeper.
‘Dunderhead’ he thought, although he knew it applied more to him than the idiot behind the counter. Stubborn as ever he had grabbed a ‘wind-ease’ potion rather than admit he needed and couldn’t find the hangover cure. The drink really had addled his brains.
He sighed and headed back to Hogwarts and another no doubt thrilling potions lesson.
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A/N: he he he Happy birthday Severus! orry its taken me so long to update. Blame these fabulous SS/HG writers for keeping me busy reading thier work. Oh and you can blame the hideaway, Betz and RPG#1 too! lol RL has been a pain in the backside too and quite frankly I'm shocked this is up when I'm at my busiest!
I will hopefully update again soon, once filming is over and I have nothing else left to direct lol. *sigh*
I will say it again: This little chapter (ok its the biggest so far and I confess I'm not really happy with it but its Severus Snape's birthday I had to post something! lol) is dedicated to the one and only Severus Snape, my loyal reviewers, Everyone at http://thaelixir.proboards49.com and the authors whos fics inspire me and keep me too occupied to actually get anywork done!
Suggestions welcomed and trust me when I say I may need them!! Any flames will be reported to my team of rabid ferrets. I'm head of slytherin now so I'll be sending a few of them your way too! *starts attacting sharp spikes to the first years*
As always I apologise for my pathetic, grammar, spelling, writing style and ability etc, etc. Its more difficult to put down on paper what is in my head than I originally thought.
Satai Delenn - Thank you my dear, I'm glad you thought so.
Edania - I will try my best, reviews really help me keep going.....I'm not very confident in my writing ability. Comes with years of being out down for it.
WiCkEd - *rugby tackles into a hug* Yeay! Glad you liked it. It means a lot! ore coming soon.....could do with a brain massage though.
chaeche - *blushes* thank you. I will try my best.