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Adult +
Chapters:
6
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33
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Neville
LMAO! Sorry if I made anyone sick last time. As I said before, I got sick myself, but don’t worry though there will be nothing like chapter two in the following chapters.
To my Reviewers:
Narcissa Black: Your friends are probably right. If I was a guy, I’d be a gay one, it just seems natural to me. LOL. Oh well.
Acr: Ick? Ick? Okay I’ll agree it is Ick, but it’s funny you have to admit, and it explains a lot of Hagrid’s behaviors. *Shudder*
Sahira: Exactly! It’s supposed to just be a silly fic to hold me up till HPB and to allow me to write for fun without having to worry about anything (Plot, ICness, Descriptions, Deadlines, ect, ect). And well as for your humor- I wouldn’t be a good judge on whether you have a sick sense of humor or not, because the things I tend to find funny are a bit—er—obscure.
Master: I agree it’s gross. Lmao. No Draco would never lie to the ‘Great Headmaster’, *Snort*
Disclaimer: don’t own anything.
…….
Meeting 4 Monday October 7th 1996: 7:00pm
Again Albus did not show up to the meeting and instead left a note for the boys. Hagird and Remus were the first to arrive, and third was Harry, who looked a bit distraught.
“The note says that addressing Neville’s problems would help his relationship with the rest of us? What’s that supposed to mean?” Harry said as he neared his chair in the circle.
“I don’t know. I suppose we wait for him to show up and ask him.” Remus said, not looking up from the Daily Prophet he was reading.
“Hmm. He has been avoiding me a lot ever since the last meeting.” Harry said as Severus walked in.
“Why the hell would we want to have a better relationship with Longbottom,” Severus sneered at the parchment.
“Maybe,” Said Remus as Neville entered, “Because we are in this together, and we couldn’t possible help each other to the fullest if we don’t have a good, even if it’s only a working, relationship.”
Neville had not even finished reading Albus’ note when Harry jumped him, “Why have you been avoiding me Neville?”
“Um. I haven’t.”
“Yes you have! Is it because I tried to kill Malfoy? I told you I was sorry. I don’t known what came over me!”
“No it’s not that,” Neville said hesitantly taking his seat.
“Then what is it?”
“Nothing. I didn’t even realize.” Neville lied.
“Calm down Harry” Remus said smoothly.
“I am calm!” Harry shouted taking his seat again.
“Okay, so how are you feeling Hagrid?” Remus asked.
“O course I’m still sad about Blunderheart.”
“There must be something we can do to make you feel better” Harry sighed.
“Maybe there is an adoption program for giants. Then you could have kids, the family you always wanted.” Neville said, “But of course. They’d have to be human children.”
“Naw, they don’ let Giants adopt children. Says we is too violent.” Hagrid said sadly.
“Just fuck a werewolf.” Draco said, obviously still disturbed by the thought of the ‘oaf’ fucking a Hippogriff. Remus smiled, that is exactly what he had been thinking, “It be half human so you could have somewhat normal children AND you’d be able to satisfy your disgusting fetish.”
“Hey! That’s a great ider’ why I no’ think of tha’ bef’re. Only thin’ I don’ thin’ I know a werewolf.” Hagird said.
“Merlin! Are you kidding? What about that idiot!” Draco said pointing to Remus, causing Remus to blush.
“Heh? Oh! Oh!, oh yeah.” Hagrid said, causing everyone, except for Remus who blushed, to laugh.
“Well. Er. Right. What about you Harry, how are you feeling?” Remus said still blushing.
“Well It- it felt really good to get that stuff off my chest,” Harry smiled.
“Perhaps now, you will concentrate better on your work.” Severus said.
“I can’t believe you! How can I concentrate on my work? Oh, I don’t know I suppose it shouldn’t let it affect me that I have a crazy murderous wizard trying to kill me, or that half the school is hating on me, or that my godfather just died. Nope I should just completely ignore that stuff and concentrate on my homework instead. You’re unbelievable” Harry huffed.
“You-” Severus was about to retort but was interrupted by Remus. “So- Neville, go ahead.” Remus smiled.
“Okay well first of all I guess I should start by saying that I don’t like homosexuals.”
“Huh? So, that’s why you’ve been avoiding me! Because you know I’m gay.” Harry said.
“Er, no of course not Harry!”
“Hmm. But I thought you were confused about your sexuality Neville.” Remus said.
“I am. I mean I’m not. I mean. I’m definitely straight but…”
“But what?” Severus, Remus, Hagrid, and Draco asked.
“I don’t know. I mean. I don’t fancy men. But sometimes when I look at a man. And not on purpose mind you. But just in the bathroom or showers and er, well sometimes if I look at a man and he is well endowed—well-- I like it.” Severus and Hagrid smirked while Draco had to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing.
“Well, it’s okay to appreciate another man’s assets.” Remus said kindly.
“No it’s not!” Harry said, “Girls can appreciate other girls but if a guy looks at another guys’ dick and admires it then he is gay.”
“Shut up Harry,” Remus growled, “Now, aside from the occasional look, is there anything else that has you questioning your sexuality.”
“Well sometimes I get erections when watching the other boys’ change!” This time Draco couldn’t hold in his laugh. “Oh god I am gay. But I hate gay people. Ohhh I hate myself!!!” Neville said in near tears causing Draco to laugh harder.
“Oh Neville. It’s alright, don’t cry.” Remus said.
“But I think—oh gods- I think I’m gay! That’s so bad!”
“Oh but did you not here what we told Harry last time? It’s okay to be gay.”
“That sounds like a slogan Lupin.” Severus pointed out.
“I think it is.” Harry said absentmindedly.
“It’s not okay! It’s disgusting. Perverted. It’s worse then Hagrid fucking a hippogriff.”
“Neville,” Harry said seriously, “Nothing is worse then Hagrid fucking a hippogriff.”
“Hey now, I ne’r fucked a Hippogriff. Buckbeat was only my friend.” Hagrid grunted. Remus giggled, which caused everyone to give him an eyebrow lift.
“Ughm,” Remus said after he had composed himself, “I think that there is one way to fix your problem Neville.”
“What’s that? I’d do anything just please help me not be gay!!”
Remus cleared his throat and walked over to Neville. “Now, don’t be scared, Neville,” He said softly and then he placed a sweet, gently soft kiss on Neville’s lips. “Did that hurt? No I’m sure it didn’t, but not all gay kisses are soft, in fact other people could show you how else it could be.” Remus said before sitting back down.
Getting the idea, Harry walked over to Neville and before Neville could say anything he placed a rough hard kiss on his lips.
“wow.” Neville said breathing heavily as Harry pulled away, then Severus strode over, pushed Harry aside and hungrily claimed Neville’s lips. For some strange reasons this made Harry felt jealous.
Hagrid stood up as soon as Severus had pulled away and he was about to approach Neville when Neville squeaked, “Er. No thanks Hagrid.”.
“Hey!” Hagird huffed and sat back down.
“So what do you think now Neville,” Remus asked.
“Er I don’t know, I mean, it was nice, yes it was nice but er, it still seems wrong….”
“It’s not wrong. Come on, tell me this doesn’t turn you on Neville!” and without much warning Harry pulled his Potion’s professor down into a kiss. This kiss was at first timid on Harry’s part but as his professor began to push him away it became harder and needy and soon both boys were having a tongue battle.
“Whoa! I don’t know about Longbottom, but that sure turns me on!” Draco screamed, and then leaped over to Neville attacking his mouth while still watching Harry and Severus.
Remus jumped out of his chair, what the hell was going on? He only meant to show Neville that kissing a man was okay, he didn’t mean to create an orgy. Hagrid looked around anxiously. And Draco was starting to kiss Neville harder.
“How dare you Mister Potter!” Severus yelled causing all other actions to cease as he pulled away from Harry.
“But y-you were kissing me back!” Harry protested.
“I was not you stupid Gryffindor. I was merely trying to push you away!”
“By sticking your tongue down my throat?!” Harry said angrily.
The bell rang.
“AH. Thank Merlin.” Remus said as both Harry and Severus stomped out the door.
“Why is it that by the time we’re finally getting somewhere it’s time to leave?” Draco sighed to himself as he lept up off of Neville and sprinted out the door.
“Hey, Remus, can ya come o’er to my place later?” Hagrid said before Remus left.
“Oh sure. I’ll be over around eleven, Hagrid” Remus said watching Neville leave.
A/N: What Draco says, “Why is it that by the time we’re finally getting somewhere it’s time to leave?” Is something I find myself thinking every time I go to a therapists/counselor’s office.
To my Reviewers:
Narcissa Black: Your friends are probably right. If I was a guy, I’d be a gay one, it just seems natural to me. LOL. Oh well.
Acr: Ick? Ick? Okay I’ll agree it is Ick, but it’s funny you have to admit, and it explains a lot of Hagrid’s behaviors. *Shudder*
Sahira: Exactly! It’s supposed to just be a silly fic to hold me up till HPB and to allow me to write for fun without having to worry about anything (Plot, ICness, Descriptions, Deadlines, ect, ect). And well as for your humor- I wouldn’t be a good judge on whether you have a sick sense of humor or not, because the things I tend to find funny are a bit—er—obscure.
Master: I agree it’s gross. Lmao. No Draco would never lie to the ‘Great Headmaster’, *Snort*
Disclaimer: don’t own anything.
…….
Meeting 4 Monday October 7th 1996: 7:00pm
Again Albus did not show up to the meeting and instead left a note for the boys. Hagird and Remus were the first to arrive, and third was Harry, who looked a bit distraught.
“The note says that addressing Neville’s problems would help his relationship with the rest of us? What’s that supposed to mean?” Harry said as he neared his chair in the circle.
“I don’t know. I suppose we wait for him to show up and ask him.” Remus said, not looking up from the Daily Prophet he was reading.
“Hmm. He has been avoiding me a lot ever since the last meeting.” Harry said as Severus walked in.
“Why the hell would we want to have a better relationship with Longbottom,” Severus sneered at the parchment.
“Maybe,” Said Remus as Neville entered, “Because we are in this together, and we couldn’t possible help each other to the fullest if we don’t have a good, even if it’s only a working, relationship.”
Neville had not even finished reading Albus’ note when Harry jumped him, “Why have you been avoiding me Neville?”
“Um. I haven’t.”
“Yes you have! Is it because I tried to kill Malfoy? I told you I was sorry. I don’t known what came over me!”
“No it’s not that,” Neville said hesitantly taking his seat.
“Then what is it?”
“Nothing. I didn’t even realize.” Neville lied.
“Calm down Harry” Remus said smoothly.
“I am calm!” Harry shouted taking his seat again.
“Okay, so how are you feeling Hagrid?” Remus asked.
“O course I’m still sad about Blunderheart.”
“There must be something we can do to make you feel better” Harry sighed.
“Maybe there is an adoption program for giants. Then you could have kids, the family you always wanted.” Neville said, “But of course. They’d have to be human children.”
“Naw, they don’ let Giants adopt children. Says we is too violent.” Hagrid said sadly.
“Just fuck a werewolf.” Draco said, obviously still disturbed by the thought of the ‘oaf’ fucking a Hippogriff. Remus smiled, that is exactly what he had been thinking, “It be half human so you could have somewhat normal children AND you’d be able to satisfy your disgusting fetish.”
“Hey! That’s a great ider’ why I no’ think of tha’ bef’re. Only thin’ I don’ thin’ I know a werewolf.” Hagird said.
“Merlin! Are you kidding? What about that idiot!” Draco said pointing to Remus, causing Remus to blush.
“Heh? Oh! Oh!, oh yeah.” Hagrid said, causing everyone, except for Remus who blushed, to laugh.
“Well. Er. Right. What about you Harry, how are you feeling?” Remus said still blushing.
“Well It- it felt really good to get that stuff off my chest,” Harry smiled.
“Perhaps now, you will concentrate better on your work.” Severus said.
“I can’t believe you! How can I concentrate on my work? Oh, I don’t know I suppose it shouldn’t let it affect me that I have a crazy murderous wizard trying to kill me, or that half the school is hating on me, or that my godfather just died. Nope I should just completely ignore that stuff and concentrate on my homework instead. You’re unbelievable” Harry huffed.
“You-” Severus was about to retort but was interrupted by Remus. “So- Neville, go ahead.” Remus smiled.
“Okay well first of all I guess I should start by saying that I don’t like homosexuals.”
“Huh? So, that’s why you’ve been avoiding me! Because you know I’m gay.” Harry said.
“Er, no of course not Harry!”
“Hmm. But I thought you were confused about your sexuality Neville.” Remus said.
“I am. I mean I’m not. I mean. I’m definitely straight but…”
“But what?” Severus, Remus, Hagrid, and Draco asked.
“I don’t know. I mean. I don’t fancy men. But sometimes when I look at a man. And not on purpose mind you. But just in the bathroom or showers and er, well sometimes if I look at a man and he is well endowed—well-- I like it.” Severus and Hagrid smirked while Draco had to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing.
“Well, it’s okay to appreciate another man’s assets.” Remus said kindly.
“No it’s not!” Harry said, “Girls can appreciate other girls but if a guy looks at another guys’ dick and admires it then he is gay.”
“Shut up Harry,” Remus growled, “Now, aside from the occasional look, is there anything else that has you questioning your sexuality.”
“Well sometimes I get erections when watching the other boys’ change!” This time Draco couldn’t hold in his laugh. “Oh god I am gay. But I hate gay people. Ohhh I hate myself!!!” Neville said in near tears causing Draco to laugh harder.
“Oh Neville. It’s alright, don’t cry.” Remus said.
“But I think—oh gods- I think I’m gay! That’s so bad!”
“Oh but did you not here what we told Harry last time? It’s okay to be gay.”
“That sounds like a slogan Lupin.” Severus pointed out.
“I think it is.” Harry said absentmindedly.
“It’s not okay! It’s disgusting. Perverted. It’s worse then Hagrid fucking a hippogriff.”
“Neville,” Harry said seriously, “Nothing is worse then Hagrid fucking a hippogriff.”
“Hey now, I ne’r fucked a Hippogriff. Buckbeat was only my friend.” Hagrid grunted. Remus giggled, which caused everyone to give him an eyebrow lift.
“Ughm,” Remus said after he had composed himself, “I think that there is one way to fix your problem Neville.”
“What’s that? I’d do anything just please help me not be gay!!”
Remus cleared his throat and walked over to Neville. “Now, don’t be scared, Neville,” He said softly and then he placed a sweet, gently soft kiss on Neville’s lips. “Did that hurt? No I’m sure it didn’t, but not all gay kisses are soft, in fact other people could show you how else it could be.” Remus said before sitting back down.
Getting the idea, Harry walked over to Neville and before Neville could say anything he placed a rough hard kiss on his lips.
“wow.” Neville said breathing heavily as Harry pulled away, then Severus strode over, pushed Harry aside and hungrily claimed Neville’s lips. For some strange reasons this made Harry felt jealous.
Hagrid stood up as soon as Severus had pulled away and he was about to approach Neville when Neville squeaked, “Er. No thanks Hagrid.”.
“Hey!” Hagird huffed and sat back down.
“So what do you think now Neville,” Remus asked.
“Er I don’t know, I mean, it was nice, yes it was nice but er, it still seems wrong….”
“It’s not wrong. Come on, tell me this doesn’t turn you on Neville!” and without much warning Harry pulled his Potion’s professor down into a kiss. This kiss was at first timid on Harry’s part but as his professor began to push him away it became harder and needy and soon both boys were having a tongue battle.
“Whoa! I don’t know about Longbottom, but that sure turns me on!” Draco screamed, and then leaped over to Neville attacking his mouth while still watching Harry and Severus.
Remus jumped out of his chair, what the hell was going on? He only meant to show Neville that kissing a man was okay, he didn’t mean to create an orgy. Hagrid looked around anxiously. And Draco was starting to kiss Neville harder.
“How dare you Mister Potter!” Severus yelled causing all other actions to cease as he pulled away from Harry.
“But y-you were kissing me back!” Harry protested.
“I was not you stupid Gryffindor. I was merely trying to push you away!”
“By sticking your tongue down my throat?!” Harry said angrily.
The bell rang.
“AH. Thank Merlin.” Remus said as both Harry and Severus stomped out the door.
“Why is it that by the time we’re finally getting somewhere it’s time to leave?” Draco sighed to himself as he lept up off of Neville and sprinted out the door.
“Hey, Remus, can ya come o’er to my place later?” Hagrid said before Remus left.
“Oh sure. I’ll be over around eleven, Hagrid” Remus said watching Neville leave.
A/N: What Draco says, “Why is it that by the time we’re finally getting somewhere it’s time to leave?” Is something I find myself thinking every time I go to a therapists/counselor’s office.