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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Draco/Hermione
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Adult ++
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21
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11,312
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32
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It's Official, Pansy's Delusional
Chapter 4
It’s Official Pansy’s Delusional
“Crotch Pheasant.” Draco said. Hermione’s portrait door swung open, Draco stood there staring at her sleeping. The door shut.
“Crotch Pheasant.” Draco said again and once again her door swung open. He continued to do this another three times, on the fourth time he was surprised to see Hermione sitting straight in her bed.
“What the hell are you doing?” She asked.
“Nothing...” he said smiling “Crotch Pheasant.”
Hermione gave him the stink eye in which he gave back. Oh no, she thought, he’s going to ask me how and I have to tell him. But, to her surprise he did not ask. He laughed a little and walked around her room randomly pick muggle stuff and to examine it.
“So...” he started as he put down an ink pen, \"What\'s a Christmas card?”
Hermione sighed; “you honestly don’t know what a Christmas Card is?”
“No.” He stated slightly annoyed at being questioned. She got out of bed and walked over to her trunk. She dug around for a few moments and came back up with a small box with a lock on it. She tapped it with her wand three times and muttered something Draco couldn’t hear. The box popped open.
“Come here.” She said motioning for him to sit next to her. She pulled out a stack of envelopes and handed them to Draco. He opened the first one.
“That,” she said, “is a Christmas card.”
Draco took the card out and read the front and the inside and the back then put it back in to is envelope and moved on to the next until he had read all of them. He sat back on her bed and looked at her.
“Draco.” They heard a woman’s voice coming from the common room.
“Draco...darling.” The voice said.
“Shit,” Draco said, “Pansy.”
“What!” Hermione said, “what is she doing here?”
“I don’t know.” He said angrily.
“Well, I don’t what her to see you in here!” She said as she rushed putted the box back in her trunk.
“Granger.” Pansy yelled through the portrait door. Draco ran into Hermione’s bathroom. Hermione opened the portrait door. Pansy was standing there looking slightly annoyed at having to talk to her. filthy mublood, she thought.
“Can I help you Pansy?” Hermione asked.
“Have you seen Draco?” Pansy replied.
“Um,.....No I haven’t. But I well tell him that you are looking for him when I see him. Okay bye.” Hermione turned back into her bedroom.
::::Crash::::
“What was that?” Pansy asked whipping back around. Hermione was speechless; she just stared at the bathroom door.
“Who’s in there?” Pansy yelled as walk to the door.
“No one, it’s just crookshanks that’s all!” Hermione said hastily as the cut pansy off at the door.
::::Crash::::
“Someone’s in there!” Pansy shouted.
“No, no there’s not!” Hermione screamed.
“Then let me see!” She screeched as she pushed Hermione out of the way. She opened the door and poked her head in.
“Hello?” Pansy whispered.
“See I told you no one.” Hermione said pulling Pansy out of her bathroom. Not satisfied, thinking Hermione was hide something; she turned very slowly back into the bedroom.
::::Crash:::::
Now Hermione was slightly irritated, okay, she thought, first time accident, second time unlikely but accident too, but three times he’s trying to get caught by her. Pansy ran into the bathroom and pulled the shower curtain back.
“Draco!” She shouted. There stood Draco in a fluffy pink bathrobe and shower cap with multi-colored daisies on it.
“No, I’m not Draco,” he said, “I’m....da ...da...Daisy and I‘m a girl.”
“I’m not stupid!” Pansy shrieked. Draco took off the robe and shower cap off.
“Okay, so what, I’m in Hermione’s bathroom.” He said.
“Draco! How could you do this to me!?!” Pansy bawled, tears streaming down her face.
“It’s not what you’re thinking Pansy.” Hermione said. Pansy turned to her.
“You shut up! Slut! I know what you’re up to. You think just because your head girl that you can have any man you want! Well, little miss mudblood, you’re wrong! Nobody takes my man with out a fight!” Pansy in a shrieking rage. She drew her wand and pointed it right at Hermione. Hermione stood there in shock.
“Pansy.” Draco groaned “I’m not your man!”
“That\'s not what you said yesterday.” She bawled.
“Yes it is!” Draco said frustrated. Not this conversation again, he thought. “We broke up two years ago, Pansy, two fucking years ago. Get over it!” Pansy stood in disbelieve at what he was saying.
“You LOVE me!” She said tears flowing even harder.
“I did love you, but I’ve moved on.” Draco said lowering his voice a little.
“TO THAT!?!” Pansy said wiggling her wand.
“No, but it’s none of your business if I have.” He said. Pansy was quiet. Hermione and Draco just looked at each other.
“I get it,” Pansy finally said smiling. They stayed quiet waiting for her to finish. “You are trying to make be jealous, yeah, that’s it! Draco that’s sweet, kinda, I love you.” Pansy ran over and began to kiss Draco like yesterday. Draco managed to push her off. He looked at her, then at Hermione. Bitches, he thought as he walked into the common room. He turned back and took another look at them. Women, Bitches, he thought again. Pansy followed Draco out of the room.
“I knew Draco would never leave me for a filthy mudblood.” She hissed to Hermione on her way out. Hermione stood there speechless, trying to take in everything that just happen. When they left the common room she looked at the time, she needed to hurry and get dressed or else she would be late for her first class.
It’s Official Pansy’s Delusional
“Crotch Pheasant.” Draco said. Hermione’s portrait door swung open, Draco stood there staring at her sleeping. The door shut.
“Crotch Pheasant.” Draco said again and once again her door swung open. He continued to do this another three times, on the fourth time he was surprised to see Hermione sitting straight in her bed.
“What the hell are you doing?” She asked.
“Nothing...” he said smiling “Crotch Pheasant.”
Hermione gave him the stink eye in which he gave back. Oh no, she thought, he’s going to ask me how and I have to tell him. But, to her surprise he did not ask. He laughed a little and walked around her room randomly pick muggle stuff and to examine it.
“So...” he started as he put down an ink pen, \"What\'s a Christmas card?”
Hermione sighed; “you honestly don’t know what a Christmas Card is?”
“No.” He stated slightly annoyed at being questioned. She got out of bed and walked over to her trunk. She dug around for a few moments and came back up with a small box with a lock on it. She tapped it with her wand three times and muttered something Draco couldn’t hear. The box popped open.
“Come here.” She said motioning for him to sit next to her. She pulled out a stack of envelopes and handed them to Draco. He opened the first one.
“That,” she said, “is a Christmas card.”
Draco took the card out and read the front and the inside and the back then put it back in to is envelope and moved on to the next until he had read all of them. He sat back on her bed and looked at her.
“Draco.” They heard a woman’s voice coming from the common room.
“Draco...darling.” The voice said.
“Shit,” Draco said, “Pansy.”
“What!” Hermione said, “what is she doing here?”
“I don’t know.” He said angrily.
“Well, I don’t what her to see you in here!” She said as she rushed putted the box back in her trunk.
“Granger.” Pansy yelled through the portrait door. Draco ran into Hermione’s bathroom. Hermione opened the portrait door. Pansy was standing there looking slightly annoyed at having to talk to her. filthy mublood, she thought.
“Can I help you Pansy?” Hermione asked.
“Have you seen Draco?” Pansy replied.
“Um,.....No I haven’t. But I well tell him that you are looking for him when I see him. Okay bye.” Hermione turned back into her bedroom.
::::Crash::::
“What was that?” Pansy asked whipping back around. Hermione was speechless; she just stared at the bathroom door.
“Who’s in there?” Pansy yelled as walk to the door.
“No one, it’s just crookshanks that’s all!” Hermione said hastily as the cut pansy off at the door.
::::Crash::::
“Someone’s in there!” Pansy shouted.
“No, no there’s not!” Hermione screamed.
“Then let me see!” She screeched as she pushed Hermione out of the way. She opened the door and poked her head in.
“Hello?” Pansy whispered.
“See I told you no one.” Hermione said pulling Pansy out of her bathroom. Not satisfied, thinking Hermione was hide something; she turned very slowly back into the bedroom.
::::Crash:::::
Now Hermione was slightly irritated, okay, she thought, first time accident, second time unlikely but accident too, but three times he’s trying to get caught by her. Pansy ran into the bathroom and pulled the shower curtain back.
“Draco!” She shouted. There stood Draco in a fluffy pink bathrobe and shower cap with multi-colored daisies on it.
“No, I’m not Draco,” he said, “I’m....da ...da...Daisy and I‘m a girl.”
“I’m not stupid!” Pansy shrieked. Draco took off the robe and shower cap off.
“Okay, so what, I’m in Hermione’s bathroom.” He said.
“Draco! How could you do this to me!?!” Pansy bawled, tears streaming down her face.
“It’s not what you’re thinking Pansy.” Hermione said. Pansy turned to her.
“You shut up! Slut! I know what you’re up to. You think just because your head girl that you can have any man you want! Well, little miss mudblood, you’re wrong! Nobody takes my man with out a fight!” Pansy in a shrieking rage. She drew her wand and pointed it right at Hermione. Hermione stood there in shock.
“Pansy.” Draco groaned “I’m not your man!”
“That\'s not what you said yesterday.” She bawled.
“Yes it is!” Draco said frustrated. Not this conversation again, he thought. “We broke up two years ago, Pansy, two fucking years ago. Get over it!” Pansy stood in disbelieve at what he was saying.
“You LOVE me!” She said tears flowing even harder.
“I did love you, but I’ve moved on.” Draco said lowering his voice a little.
“TO THAT!?!” Pansy said wiggling her wand.
“No, but it’s none of your business if I have.” He said. Pansy was quiet. Hermione and Draco just looked at each other.
“I get it,” Pansy finally said smiling. They stayed quiet waiting for her to finish. “You are trying to make be jealous, yeah, that’s it! Draco that’s sweet, kinda, I love you.” Pansy ran over and began to kiss Draco like yesterday. Draco managed to push her off. He looked at her, then at Hermione. Bitches, he thought as he walked into the common room. He turned back and took another look at them. Women, Bitches, he thought again. Pansy followed Draco out of the room.
“I knew Draco would never leave me for a filthy mudblood.” She hissed to Hermione on her way out. Hermione stood there speechless, trying to take in everything that just happen. When they left the common room she looked at the time, she needed to hurry and get dressed or else she would be late for her first class.