The Broom Closet *redone*
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter
The Broom Closet
A/N: I’m sorry I haven’t updated in a while, this will just be a quick chapter
to keep interest and then I’ll write a longer, more developed chapter in a bit.
Please just be patient! School has been hectic and everything that is like
that.
To Irene: You really don’t know anything, do you?
would entail being constructive. You
were anything but. You speak of
originality when you most likely don’t have original stories of your own.
so you know. My originality I put forth
into the plot, my originality goes forth more into what I plan to get
published. Paranormal Investigations is on this site, you could look at it
if you’re brave enough, but you’d most likely flame it too.
one who doesn’t like this story so bugger off.
You have your opinions and I have mine.
What makes you think I’m going to change the way I write when you’re the
only one who has a problem with it?
Decisions
Severus
What was I going to do? The boy wanted to keep the children! I wasn’t about to
become a father, I didn’t want to become a father! How did he get pregnant
anyways? It just wasn’t possible without the most complicated potion or
something else had to interfere! What was I going to do? Should I do the
honorable thing and be a father, or should I walk away and pretend like it
never happened… I didn’t think I could exactly do that now…no, I couldn’t because
of the fact the whole school would pretty much know by tomorrow. I had… I had
to make this decision… I think I’m making the right choice… but I’m not sure.
This choice is mine to make, and I better make it my choice before I’m forced
into it. I choose…
TBC
Because
this is such a short chapter and because Irene sparked such a discussion, we
shall now have it. Who is better suited
to bottom, Severus Snape or Harry Potter?
I don’t mean to offend
anyone with this…this is meant to be funny.
The people crowded
nervously into the auditorium, glancing from one person to the next.
knew that something big was about to happen.
“Ahem!” a loud
voice brought everyone’s eyes forward only to see Professor McGonagall at a
podium down on the stage. Two chairs
were to her left and Professor Dumbledore stood to her right.
“I assume you all
received your letters concerning this discussion, correct?” she asked and a
chorus of ‘yes’ broke out among the students. “That is a good thing.”
“That is a good
question,” Dumbledore said, taking the podium. “You see, as of late, there has
been a lot of arguing over whom, in slash fiction, really should be bottoming
in order to make it original.” A chorus
of eww and cool and ‘which pair’ broke out and Dumbledore motioned for silence.
“As many have seen, the favored pairing of Severus Snape and Harry Potter has
sparked a lot of discussion. Fans out
there usually put Severus as the dominate one and Harry as the submissive.”
“So what’s that
got to do with us? We’ve all read the
fictions.” Another student piped in. “Some of them were good, some of them not.”
“Ah yes, but here
is the discussion. I’ve heard a few
people talking about having truly original fictions would place Harry as the
dominate one and Severus as the submissive, a role reversal if you would call
it that,” Dumbledore paused in his thought. “This brings us to this discussion.
made, should be submissive and who should be dominant.”
out the pair and start arguing over who should be what.
forever, so we best really think about it.”
He clapped his hands twice and Harry and Severus started coming in from
either sides of the stage. They sat on
the chairs that had been set out for each other and a murmuring began among
students and teachers in the audience alike.
“Any suggestions?”
Dumbledore asked his voice clear enough for anyone to hear.
“Harry should
always be bottoming!” a cold voice called out from the audience.
“Shut you face
Malfoy. I’ve read enough fictions of you
bottoming too!” Harry called back.
“Oh, I’m so
scared!” Draco mocked.
“Boys, that’s
enough,” Dumbledore said.
“Harry should be
on top! He’s stronger than Severus!”
“How so?” Severus
asked in a low dangerous tone.
“You didn’t
defeat the Dark Lord, did you?”
“You didn’t
exactly act nice either. By being on the
bottom, it’s like Harry’s getting revenge!”
Severus didn’t like the fact that they were on Harry’s side.
“But then again,”
another student spoke up, “Severus is always the one that has to pick up the
pieces in most fictions.”
“That’s just pity sex.
dominant because Harry’s depressed or lost or because it’s all self mutilation.”
“Yeah, someone
should write a story with that, and then have Harry as the aggressor, raping
Snape because he’s mad at the world!”
“This is ludicrous,”
Snape muttered and stole a glance at Harry, who looked just as annoyed.
“Severus is the
perfect aggressor! He’s so much more
experienced!”
“That’s not true;
half the fics I’ve read say he’s a virgin!”
“Not so!”
“Harry’s not a
virgin from where I’ve been reading!”
“My fellow students are reading and
believing this fanfiction trash?” Harry asked and rolled his eyes.
“I think they
should switch it up.”
“No way, one has
to be deemed Seme and one deemed uke!”
“What the hell is
a seme and what’s an uke?”
“Seme, top, Uke,
bottom.”
“OH!” a few
students said.
“This solves
nothing you know,” Snape said and looked at Harry, who was now looking over at
him.
“I know, why don’t
they just ask us?”
“We can’t decide
either,” Severus said and Harry nodded sadly in agreement.
“You know what’s
wrong? It’s the fact of all those Male Pregnancy
fics!”
“I like it, I think it’s sweet!”
“Some get very creative
with the spells and potions required for that!”
not even in the discussion topic anymore,” Harry exclaimed but no one was listening
to him.
it when Harry gets pregnant, it’s so cute!”
Severus getting pregnant is so much better!”
“But what about
having both of them getting pregnant?”
Severus had had
enough of this. He didn’t like this
debate and he didn’t like how it was going…pregnancy?
off the stage without anyone noticing, all caught up in their little argument.
“Harry is so much
cuter when he’s on the bottom, a flushed face, begging for release!”
“Severus is, he’s
much taller so it’s great contrast!”
“Who do you think
has the bigger one?”
“SEVERUS!”
“HARRY!”
Harry sighed and
walked ahead of Severus out of the door to the auditorium and into the hallway.
“That was
pointless,” Severus said and walked across the hall into an empty classroom.
in time before the older man slinked his arms around Harry’s waist and pressed
light kisses to Harry’s neck. “I rather prefer you on the bottom though.”
“And I like you bottoming out once
in a while.”
“Whoever said we
swapped was quite right.” Harry turned
around and kissed Severus roughly on the mouth. “Sometimes…we swap a couple
times.”
“A night.”
“I like
fanfictions which say we only go at it once.”
“Why’s that?”
Severus asked as clothing fell swiftly to the floor. “I rather prefer the ones
that have us going multiple times…”
“But both of them
underestimate and overestimate our stamina.”
length into his mouth. “I wish they would’ve started arguing over who gave
better head instead.” Snape, a little
surprised by this, looked down at the boy, who smiled down at him. “That’s one
thing I’m always better at.” And with
that the two began the delicious process of sex, leaving the hordes of students
and teachers to argue endlessly about who was destined to be top, and who was
destined to be bottom.
TBC (The story, not this discussion…I could make a fic
out of this…I just might, but maybe I won’t.)