Potions Problems

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Potion Problem: Credits

Rita was sore. She pointed her wand lower and used a personal cleansing spell. She could hardly believe the number of her stories that had been headline and gossip column news with in the weekend. Her recent fame had a price; her thighs and throat were stinging from all of her recent activity. However she had one more stop to make before she went to her flat. Hermione was friends with the former Death Eater, spy, and holder of the Order of Merlin first class Draco Malfoy who had recently divorced. He could do with some old fashioned comforting and it would make an unbelievable story. Her blood started to hum and she got wet just thinking about it. She had always liked the looks of that one. What she’d really like is to visit the potions master again but he might catch on about her identity she was lucky he was drunk the first time.

She aparated to the Malfoy manor and knocked on the door. A little house elf came to answer it. “I have come to see Draco.” She said in her quite perfected Hermione voice.

“Who can I say is calling miss?”

“Hermione Granger.”

The house elf hurriedly ran into the library and up to his desk. “Master Draco Hermione is wanting to see you sir.

‘Is she now thought Draco. He knew it could not be Hermione at his door because she had spent the whole weekend in Bermuda with his fiancé. She also was not running around London fucking as many wizards as she could. He turned to the house elf.
“Tell her I’ll see her in the…parlor seat her with tea and biscuits in front of the circular chair.” He didn’t used to be this polite to house elves but years of listening to Ms. Granger talking about elfin rights tended to mess up the brain.

“Master?”

“She’s not Hermione…she’s a spy.”

“Oh…” The win winked at him and got a nasty look rubbing his hands together. “A spy.” And turned around whistling out of the room.

What an odd elf. Draco pulled out a draw and wrote another letter to his godfather, hopefully he read the first one. Like he would need to, Severus Snape knew Hermione better then anyone. He penned out his news about the captive in his parlor.


Snape walked out of his bedroom quickly Ms. Granger would not want to see him when she woke up. He stalked to his potions lab forgetting about the draft. Perhaps he should have grabbed a robe before he abandoned his room. He made a hand gesture to have one of his work robes come to his hand. He donned the robe carelessly as he looked at his unopened mail. Most of them were correspondence with other potions masters one of them was a fancy envelope with a wax seal. Why would his bloody godson send him a letter?
He recognized the Malfoy family seal with the heavy expensive charmed wax. He carefully cut the letter open and pulled out an expensive parchment.

Good morning Godfather, I hope this letter finds you well. I have been reading the raunchiest gossip about one Ms. Granger and her exploits this weekend, the one with Lupin and Black is particularly interesting. What I find amusing is that Ms. Granger is in Bermuda with my fiancé and ex-wife, don’t ask.
I assume that if a faux Hermione approached, you would instantly know the difference from the familiarity you both have from years of constant research with each other. However I thought I should send a warning incase you became irrationally jealous, such a thing would not occur but a warning does help. Do what you want with the information perhaps catch the faux Hermione if she does approach you…obviously Potter and Weasly couldn’t or didn’t want to recognize the differences…what can one expect from Gryffindors?

Have fun, Draco Malfoy


God’s he had the answer the entire time this somehow made it worse. He had sworn never again would he wear those robes. He had hurt her in ways he had tried to avoid he didn’t guess she would still be a virgin. He knew enough about the lives of the older students to guess that most of them were sexually active. Why would Hermione be an exception? He was being a coward; he should go back in that room and explain what happened to Hermione. ‘Explain what? You got unreasonably jealous and possessive of your lab partner?’ Like she would ever want a relationship with an old man like you. However why was she still untouched at age twenty-four?

“Severus?”

He turned around Hermione was standing in the lab door she was wearing his robes. He looked at her horrified and terribly aroused Hermione Granger; Potter’s best friend should not be walking around in Death Eater robes even oversized ones.

She looked at him and smiled slightly. “Severus I’m going to go take a bath…I’m a little sore.” She turned around to leave and he heard her speak to the other room. “Care to join me.” She spoke quietly

“Ms. Granger you do realize what happened was a mistake?” ‘That sounded very good Severus…that can’t possibly be taken in the wrong way.’ “I thought you were someone else.”

She turned around and looked at him uncertainly. Her eyes flashed a warm brown “You wanted to sleep with the strange person impersonating me?”

Why would the silly chit think that? “No I was lead to believe you had more experience.”

She smiled at him and winked “Surprise professor!”

Why the cheeky girl. ‘Maybe he should chain her up more often?’ “This is not a humorous subject Ms. Granger.” What could the girl possibly find funny about this situation

“Excuse me I’m the ravished Virgin!” She shouted at Snape. Why that Git! “If I think this is humorous that’s my own business! Regardless of it’s a mistake or not you’re the man that chained me up and screwed me…so what are you going to do about it?” She was walking purposely towards him during her little rant. He could still scent the blood on her. She poked a finger into his chest. “I want a bath and your coming with me.”

Snape just looked at Hermione amazed, he knew she had a temper he just never had a woman ordering him into a bath with her before. Well he would allow her some of his nonexistent patience. He looked into her eyes and raised an eyebrow. “Oh…Ms. Granger.”

“Indeed Professor” She smirked bravely into his black unreadable eyes thank gods she was a Gryffindor. She looked into his eyes pulling his head down to hers; he was unresisting His eyes closed. He had long spiky black eyelashes. “Come with me Severus.” He didn’t even open his eyes he just followed her.

She walked with him back into his bedchamber and into his personal bathroom. She looked around the room surprised. Not what she would have expected at all. The bathroom was very spacious and the walls were a lighter blue. The water closet was separate from the room that held the tub. What a tub it was, black marble with gray veins it was sunk into the floor wide and spacious. There was a chaise lounge in his bathroom in a dark blue fabric. Looking around the room she supposed this was where the Professor had spent some of his new fortune. Severus had followed her in as well. He walked to the tub and pressed a button to start water to run into the tub. Then he moved to a chest he had by the side of the tub removing two potions and spilling some in the rapidly filly tub. He walked back from her turning to leave the room.

“I want to touch you Severus.” Her voice stopped him he turned and looked at her like she was loony. She reached up to grab the rough material of his lab robes. He held the sash to the robe closed and wouldn’t let her unbind it. She could see a triangle of bare pale skin being exposed by his robe a scar crossed his chest and she thought she saw the trails of another one. She brushed her hand tentatively against the scar and his skin tensed under her hand. She reached for his sash to the robe again. “Ms. Granger I’m not exactly someone you’d want to look at.”

“Why do you say that? You’re the first real naked man I want to see…please Severus.” He dropped his hand where he was holding the sash on. ‘If she wanted to see him that desperately.’ He inwardly laughed sarcastically at the thought. Not holding the sash the robe fell off his lean frame unto the bathroom floor. She looked at him and smiled he blinked looking as if he was waiting for some sort of negative reaction. She was too busy studying his body. He was tall with wide shoulders; although he was a rather lean man his abdominal muscles looked firm. She brushed a finger down his belly tracing the muscles.

“Hermione.” He groaned.

“Yes Severus?” she asked distracted continuing to study his body. He had unidentifiable scars all over his body. She started caressing them; the puckered skin had a different texture from his smooth pale skin. He wanted her she could tell his erection was proudly stiff in front of her when he dropped the robe. She brought her other hand to it cupping him. He had very soft skin here with a firm feel under the skin. It was different touching him with her hands instead of her mouth, although she wouldn’t mind doing that again. She closed her hand around him and stroked him as she saw him stroke himself when she saw him in his rooms. She cupped his balls softly.

“What is the proper way to polish a wand Professor?” She said with an excited shyness in her voice. She stroked him while moving him back wards to his chaise sofa. “Perhaps you should sit down Severus?” She pushed him back onto the chaise and he fell without protest. She stood back looking at his body bare for her perusal on the chaise. She liked how he looked he had a dark thin line of hair going down to his Erection. Which was rather impressive by what the girls had told her. Would it hurt again? She wanted to be on top of him while he groaned her name as he came inside her. She wanted to banish whatever guilt he had about before.

Her wet heat touched his thighs as she climbed on his lap, her center touching against him as she rocked. Gods this was teasing him after a while he heard her moan with her movements as she took his face in her trembling hands and kissed him hard like he had her when she was bound. She was being bold invading his mouth with her tongue as she rocked on the bottom of his cock. ‘Aren’t you supposed to be placing her in the soothing potion.’ He pulled his black robes off her body quickly before he held her on his body as he moved into the tub.

She felt water start to cover her writhing body. Some of the still present pain from his entrance before dissipated but the burning ache between her thighs remained as she moved against him. She moved her hands to his lightly scared shoulders as she lifted herself up against him feeling the tip of his arousal against her ache. She moved on top of him listening to his groans of protest and delight as she slipped him in and out of the beginning of her passage. She was getting a sort of personal delight listening to the sounds he made.

“Hermione you shouldn’t tease me.”

“Why ever not Severus.” He groaned as she teased by lowering further on to his length. His hands came to her thighs holding her above him as her moved her down sharply impaling her on his cock. She screamed lightly her body was still unused to invasion, his entrance caused a sharp stretching sting deep inside her.

His mouth was at her ear level now when he lowered his head. “Because Hermione while I can act good I’m not.” His voice hissed savagely soft as he thrust himself deeper inside her. His mouth covered her as he thrust his tongue into her as he lifted her up to slam her down on top of him. Hermione moaned into his mouth this time the pain had ended almost immediately after he started to move inside her. She could feel his eyes hot on her as she thrust herself onto him joining his motions with his hands and adding her own force. She was feeling the tension heightening inside her. She moved down on him almost reaching the point where the tension would break she could feel herself throb around him. Then he would pull out and it stopped from the edge of that pleasure she felt before. She moved his hands off her hips as she moved down on him at her own pace. She used her hands for balance as she found her rhythm.

“Hermione.”

Her pace quickened as she moved on his shaft hard and deep only feeling the call and throbbing of her own flesh she twisted her hips quickly with his length still inside her. Her mind froze as the tension inside her broke she screamed into his shoulder as she felt his hands on her hips moving her savagely on his cock. The pleasure broke again as she felt him thrust her down hard on to him as he held her tight while biting her shoulder. Oddly the sharp pain felt good to her pleasure drenched body.

She was catching her breath as she heard him speak shallowly into her shoulder. “I didn’t want to hurt you Hermione.”

She brushed his cheek with her hand he had smooth skin. “You didn’t hurt me.”

He opened his black eyes and looked at her incredulously with guilt in his eyes. “Maybe a little. Severus don’t blame yourself! I jumped you.”

“ That’s a small part of the issue Hermione. I’m having trouble believeing someone tricked me. I have been working with you for three years and known you most of your life!”

“Well then how did she trick you?”

“After you saw…” He looked at her with a question in his eyes, she just nodded. “I consumed a rather copious amount of Old Ogden’s.”

“You were Drunk?” She laughed.

“I don’t th…”

She leaned up and captured his lips in a soft heated kiss. He still tasted slightly like coco butter. “Can we do it again?” She kissed him again wanting to practice often. She loved how he tasted. “Although what did you mean about not wanting to hear me talk about Harry?”

“The imposter of you was having a great deal of fun taunting me about what Potter liked in certain senses…I wasn’t pleased.” He looked into her darker eyes and kissed her back. Pulling away and cupping her chin. “I’m a very possessive man Hermione…”

Was he saying he had feelings for her besides tying her in his dungeons and as his potions lab partner? Did he have feelings for her as well? “Do you…have feelings for me?”

“Yes I have feelings for you cheeky girl…rather strong ones do you think I could tolerate working with anyone?”

She looked into abysshis his black eyes “Maybe.”

“Just you…I’m very possessive Hermione and I do not share!”

“Neither do I professor…can we do that again?” she smiled brightly at him.

’As much as I would love to take you, your soaking in that tub longer whether you want to or not.’ “Stay in the tub Hermione.”

“She pouted…turned and looked into his eyes with her feelings laid bare. “I’ve loved you for a long time Severus…it somehow happened as we worked together it didn’t fade away like a crush…it grew stronger.”

He did look shocked this time. He had a naked beautiful intelligent witch sitting on his cock telling him she loved him. He almost thought he passed out in front of his fire again. He looked ahead of himself seeing through her. He was loved.

“I’m not lying or delusional Severus and I swear I’ll shag you silly until you believe me, I’ll write bad limericks and send them to you during class, I’ll ask Millicent for advice, I’ll…”

He put his hand to her lips. “I believe you.” He looked deep into her eyes kissed her softly the barest brush of his lips against hers. “I love you.” He breathed softly against her lips. Then he smirked slightly. “Don’t ever ask Millicent for advice love.”

“Afraid of her recommending a choke collar?”

“I want to be the only one to teach you to misbehave.”

Her move to kiss him was interrupted by a tentative knock upon the door.

“Go away!” he bellowed.

“Professors Severus Snape sir I haves something important to tell you about bad spies ladies pretendings to be Ms. Granger.

Severus looked to Hermione “I’ll see to this…could you move off of me.”

Hermione started to move fast.

He stopped her hips “Carefully love.” She winced in a slight ache as she moved off him sinking down into the tub. “Don’t worry I’ll take care of her.”

“Will the aurors find any peaces?”

He looked at her as he picked up his robe to wear out and then laughed. It was a rare sight to see him laugh. “I’m serious Severus.” He shook his head as he exited the room. This didn’t bode well for who ever was pretending to be her. She sighed as the calming effects of the potion started to affect her as she brushed her hand against a indent at the bottom of the tub the water jets started She moaned as the jets hit her sore body and massaged it gently. ”Sick em Severus.” She thought and laughed lightly before she closed her eyes and relaxed.


Later gentle hands shook her in the tub. “Hermione.”

Her eyes blinked open “Hello Severus…What did you do?”

“I saw Argus about a potion.”

“You’re not going to tell me?”

“Latter Love.” He kissed her softly before he lifted her out of the tub. Severus smirked, there were aurors waiting to take the scheming reporter away after his little revenge. However he did have an important question for the former innocent. “Why didn’t I terrify you before?”

I didn’t have any experience but I read worse.” She said flippantly. She could see the frustrated look in his eyes wanting more information. “I’m the writing editor and proof reader for Draconia Sinistear.”

There was a slight pause of recognition in his eyes. ‘Draconia Sinistear was the writer of The Virgin and the Death Eater. ‘

Hermione smiled at Severus “Did you read one?”

“I do confiscate quite a number of said volumes during my potions class.” Snape said with a cool voice and eyebrow raised as if to say don’t ask. “By any chance could Draconia Sinistear be a non-de-ploom for Draco Malfoy?

“I can’t divulge that information Severus.” She said shaking her head up and down.

Severus laughed again she hoped she could turn this into a frequent occurrence.




She could hardly believe her luck. For some reason Malfoy was being cautious about whom she was. Perhaps she had somehow slipped…However Severus had come to get her from the Malfoy mansion because of a potions emergency that ended with them cuddled up in his bed. However she thought he only had rooms in the dungeons, He had explained his study was next to his lab where he sometimes slept but his rooms were up stairs. They had spent a magnificent night in bed. Severus was rougher, slightly cruder and terrible raunchy during the night she had loved it. Oh gods it was morning she hurriedly slipped out her vial and chugged some of the potion to find it empty.

Oh gods. She moved quickly what was that next to her it had lank graying straggly hair Sallow sun burnt skin twisted yellow teeth and dirt smudged skin with piercing creepy eyes. Oh Gods she hadn’t slept with Severus she had fucked this thing. He was watching her examination and smiled broadly she shrunk back off the bed hitting with a clunk on the floor.

“Well good morning poppet!”

A scream could be heard from the rooms of Argus Filch throughout the school.


The End

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AN: Thank you for reading that wasn’t too horrible was it? I hope I made up for the Rita Skeeter thing. If not the reader can imagine all the terrible things that can happen to her in Azkaban. I also apologize for the temporary resurrection of Sirius Black for the purpose of porn but a canine sandwich was too squicky and smutty to pass up. This smutty plot bunny came to the writer without the influence of drugs or alcohol. Please review my mad smut fest, thank you.