100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult +
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93
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41,800
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236
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Curiosity Killed The Weasley
Curiosity Killed The Weasley
Standard disclaimers apply I do not own it (although some characters Id like to borrow naked and tied...err ok off track)
Severus locked and warded the door, ensuring no one would be entering any time soon as the class watched. He survived Nagini'ss attack when he was found by Hermonie who administered an anti-venom. He was cleared with Harry's help and continued teaching in the DADA position for the Trio's 7th year.
"Ok class I think we now can continue with the lecture from yester..."
"Professor, what's in the room?"
Sighing, Snape turned to find Ron Weasley examining the door with interest.
"What is behind that door is none of your concern Mr Weasley. 10 points and a detention for your impertinance . . . tonight."
Ron whined but sat sighing loudly as Harry shock his head and Hermonie rolled her eyes at his childishness.
That night:
"For your detention, Mr. Weasley, you will be cleaning the Grindelows tanks without magic!"
The floo glowed green as Mcgonnogal's head appeared.
"Oh Severus there you are! I need you urgently! It seems that we have a sudden growth of Devil's Snare on the other side of the castle and a few students got caught. I have it in stasis but it seems I can neither break nor kill it. Would you please come?"
"Very well Minnerva I will be along shortly. Mr Weasley, I trust I can count that you are not so much of a dunderhead that I can't leave you alone for a bit to finish you detention."
Snape smirked at the young man behind him, raising a eyebrow in challenge.
"of course Professor. I will await you return"
"Of course you do know, Mr Weasley, that this may take a bit and I do hope I can count on your ability to stay out of things."
Ron missed the smile that grew like a Cheshire cat as Snape walked out the door and Ron risked a glance towards the for boarding door.
Alone in the classroom Ron slowly began the task of emptying the tanks, glancing at the door which sat next to the only usable sink. It was killing him not to know what that slimy git Snape was hiding behind that blasted door. It was probably something illegal and well, being that he was a champion for the light it was his duty to ensure that Snape finally got what he deserved!
Warding the door to the classroom from the inside, Ron walked over to the forbidden door and began to dismantle the wards. After all his brother was a curse breaker. It ran in his blood. He smiled wickedly thinking what he would do with the reward and how proud Hermonie would be of him. She would finally allow him to shag her and then he would use his fame and glory to make the life he always envied Malfoy for. Yes it would all come together for him.
Ron managed to get the final ward and opened the door as he entered the room he felt a slow chill go up his back, but ignored it as he pressed on, even as the door closed behind him, re-warding itself and plunging him into darkness.
The next morning Severous returned to his classroom and removed the Auto Re-warding wards off the door and opened it to find a sleepy Remus Lupin laying on a heap of rags in the middle of the room.
In the corner lay what appeared to be a pile of bones. Remus sat up and burped lightly as he apologized for the gesture.
Snape handed him a pain and stomach potion and a mint.
"Thank you Severus I seem to have developed a weak stomach for some reason this morning. What on earth did you leave out for me last night?"
"Oh I found a stag for you to play with. After all it would not do for you not to have a chance to keep Moony's mind sharp. I was hoping to test out your memories from last night to ensure that the new Wolfsbane potion is working right."
"Well everything is still a bit foggy but I'll pull the memory out for you. I certainly do not want to remember eating anything alive last night"
Remus shivered lightly using his wand to pull the memory out before he could think of it, placing it into a waiting bottle to Snape.
Hacking slightly, Remus wiped his hand over his mouth noting the stands of red hair.
"Must have been a brindle stag," he mused while getting dressed.
Severus Snape smirked at the bottle of memories he held, thinking how lovely it would be to share it with Hermonie that night after a romp or two in bed.
The End
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Ok reading all the fine writings this perverse snippet came to mind to the tune of the Old Ren and Stimpy episode with the Red Button..."The shinny red button"
Snort ok Ill slink back to admiring everyone work now
Lady Saphire
Standard disclaimers apply I do not own it (although some characters Id like to borrow naked and tied...err ok off track)
Severus locked and warded the door, ensuring no one would be entering any time soon as the class watched. He survived Nagini'ss attack when he was found by Hermonie who administered an anti-venom. He was cleared with Harry's help and continued teaching in the DADA position for the Trio's 7th year.
"Ok class I think we now can continue with the lecture from yester..."
"Professor, what's in the room?"
Sighing, Snape turned to find Ron Weasley examining the door with interest.
"What is behind that door is none of your concern Mr Weasley. 10 points and a detention for your impertinance . . . tonight."
Ron whined but sat sighing loudly as Harry shock his head and Hermonie rolled her eyes at his childishness.
That night:
"For your detention, Mr. Weasley, you will be cleaning the Grindelows tanks without magic!"
The floo glowed green as Mcgonnogal's head appeared.
"Oh Severus there you are! I need you urgently! It seems that we have a sudden growth of Devil's Snare on the other side of the castle and a few students got caught. I have it in stasis but it seems I can neither break nor kill it. Would you please come?"
"Very well Minnerva I will be along shortly. Mr Weasley, I trust I can count that you are not so much of a dunderhead that I can't leave you alone for a bit to finish you detention."
Snape smirked at the young man behind him, raising a eyebrow in challenge.
"of course Professor. I will await you return"
"Of course you do know, Mr Weasley, that this may take a bit and I do hope I can count on your ability to stay out of things."
Ron missed the smile that grew like a Cheshire cat as Snape walked out the door and Ron risked a glance towards the for boarding door.
Alone in the classroom Ron slowly began the task of emptying the tanks, glancing at the door which sat next to the only usable sink. It was killing him not to know what that slimy git Snape was hiding behind that blasted door. It was probably something illegal and well, being that he was a champion for the light it was his duty to ensure that Snape finally got what he deserved!
Warding the door to the classroom from the inside, Ron walked over to the forbidden door and began to dismantle the wards. After all his brother was a curse breaker. It ran in his blood. He smiled wickedly thinking what he would do with the reward and how proud Hermonie would be of him. She would finally allow him to shag her and then he would use his fame and glory to make the life he always envied Malfoy for. Yes it would all come together for him.
Ron managed to get the final ward and opened the door as he entered the room he felt a slow chill go up his back, but ignored it as he pressed on, even as the door closed behind him, re-warding itself and plunging him into darkness.
The next morning Severous returned to his classroom and removed the Auto Re-warding wards off the door and opened it to find a sleepy Remus Lupin laying on a heap of rags in the middle of the room.
In the corner lay what appeared to be a pile of bones. Remus sat up and burped lightly as he apologized for the gesture.
Snape handed him a pain and stomach potion and a mint.
"Thank you Severus I seem to have developed a weak stomach for some reason this morning. What on earth did you leave out for me last night?"
"Oh I found a stag for you to play with. After all it would not do for you not to have a chance to keep Moony's mind sharp. I was hoping to test out your memories from last night to ensure that the new Wolfsbane potion is working right."
"Well everything is still a bit foggy but I'll pull the memory out for you. I certainly do not want to remember eating anything alive last night"
Remus shivered lightly using his wand to pull the memory out before he could think of it, placing it into a waiting bottle to Snape.
Hacking slightly, Remus wiped his hand over his mouth noting the stands of red hair.
"Must have been a brindle stag," he mused while getting dressed.
Severus Snape smirked at the bottle of memories he held, thinking how lovely it would be to share it with Hermonie that night after a romp or two in bed.
The End
* * *
Ok reading all the fine writings this perverse snippet came to mind to the tune of the Old Ren and Stimpy episode with the Red Button..."The shinny red button"
Snort ok Ill slink back to admiring everyone work now
Lady Saphire