Only through the pain

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Shahrukh Kahn, nor do I own Harry and Draco. I just steal them away in the middle of the night to....**blondie glares** uhm play checkers. Yes, that's it, we play checkers.....all four of us....at the same time....**cough**



Warning: Silly-ness



A/N: ok, so when I have a cold I take nyquil and watch anime, when I have the flu, thera-flu and Drag queens, when I have an incessant cough, then, naturally I take codine cough syrup and watch Bollywood. The after party, set to the song "Dard-e Disco" from the best movie ever, Om-shanti-om, starring Shahrukh kahn! Watch the link here (remember to remove spaces)then read the chapter http : // www. youtube. com/ watch? v= GI1ZRJI2 qiA &feature = related Oh, and thanks to both people who told me Ginny's name is actually Ginerva, I went back and fixed it ^^.





Dard-e Disco, the after party (Harry)





Once we'd gotten all the little kids through the floo, Ginny decided that we HAD to have our celebratory sticking it to the man party in the Harem chamber. Everyone 5th year and up was invited, but there were only a few additions to the usual group. Ginny said she was setting up something special to start off the party and the groups scattered in the various hookah pits were taking long draws on their hookahs and chatting about it excitedly. Ginny always put on a good show.



In the ordered chaos of sending 264 students through the floo and then having about 100 of them floo back, I lost Draco. Slytherin assured me that he hadn't left the chamber, and I couldn't find Hermione either. I assumed she had gone back to the manor to cry over Ron, he was the only Gryffindor who hadn't come along, but Narcissa said she hadn't seen him come back.



I was just standing to leave the pit I occupied with the Twins to see if he was with Ginny when the lights went very dim and her disembodied voice started talking.



"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the first annual party in celebration of the day we all said 'screw you' to Dumblefuck! May there be many more!" Loud cheers rang out, "To get this party started, myself and several other girls, along with one very sexy man, have decided to put on a little performance, dedicated to the man who first told Dumbledore to kiss his lily white ass! Harry! We love you! This is for you!"



A low middle eastern beat started and little lights on the ground came up to illuminate nine girls, dressed in gold and leopard print, dancing around Slytherin's mouth. A shadowy figure wearing tight, tight brown pants and a black and gold shirt emerged from the entrance to the chamber and came into the light as the karaoke screen we used rolled down behind him. He flung open his shirt as the girls struck a pose around him and my mouth dropped open. Draco.



He started to dance a little to the beat and then began singing, in hindi. On the screen behind him the english translation scrolled by against a strange background of a forest or a ruined city.



wo haseena wo neelampari

kar gayi kaisi jaadugari

neend in aankhon se cheen li hai

dil mein bechainiyaan hai bhari



(My beauty, my love, my precious one,

What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can hardly sleep a wink

And my heart is ready to sink)



wo haseena wo neelampari

kar gayi kaisi jaadugari

neend in aankhon se cheen li hai

dil mein bechainiyaan hai bhari



(My beauty, my love, my precious one,

What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can hardly sleep a wink

And my heart is ready to sink)



main bechara, hun awara

bolo samjhaaun main ye ab kis kisko



(About my poor heart

And wandering soul

Who should I go and tell?

All I can say is,

Well...)



dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco

dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco



(My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of disco,

My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of discoooo)



ho…

faslein gul thi

gulposhiyon ka mausam tha

humpar kabhi



(There was a time when flowers

were blooming all around

There wasa time

lost in Love's whispering sounds)



ho…

faslein gul thi

gulposhiyon ka mausam tha

humpar kabhi



(There was a time when flowers

were blooming all around

There wasa time

lost in Love's whispering sounds)



sargoshiyon ka mausaum tha

kaisa junoon

khwaabon ki anjuman mein tha

kya main kahoon



(What a time,

When I lived on dreams,

What a time when I was drunk on youth)



kya mere baagpan mein tha

ranjish chala tha

fuwaaraa

toota jo khwaab ka

gubaaraa

to firta hun main

London, Paris, New York, LA, San Fransisco



(but that time was short,

And I got hurt,

As the bubble of my love

and dreams just burst.

Now I am a wandered

And a lover of disco,

As I wander around,

London, Paris, New York,LA, San Francisco)



dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco

dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco



(My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of disco,

My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of discoooo)



lamha lamha armaano ki farmaayish thi

lamha lamha jurrat ki aazmaayish thi



(Every second was a wild wanting,

Every second was a daring fire)



lamha lamha armaano ki farmaayish thi

lamha lamha jurrat ki aazmaayish thi



(Every second was a wild wanting,

Every second was a daring fire)



abr-e-karam ghir ghir ke mujhpe tarsa tha

abr-e-karam barsa to tab mein tarsa tha



(Blessings were showered on me in abundance

And after this shower

I had no other desire)



fir soona hua

manzar mera

woh mera sanam



(But once again,

I find myself alone)



dilbar mera



(Oh my beloved)



dil tod gaya

mujhe chodd gaya

wo pichle mahine ki chabbis ko



(You broke my heart

And you left

And until this day I feel the rift

And the date you left was the 26th)



dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco

dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco



(My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of disco,

My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of discoooo)



wo haseena wo neelampari

kar gayi kaisi jaadugari

neend in aankhon se cheen li hai

dil mein bechainiyaan hai bhari



(My beauty, my love, my precious one,

What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can hardly sleep a wink

And my heart is ready to sink)



main bechara, hun awara

bolo samjhaaun main ye ab kis kisko



(About my poor heart

And wandering soul

Who should I go and tell?

All I can say is,

Well...)



dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco

dil mein mere hai dard-e-disco

dard-e-disco, dard-e-disco



(My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of disco,

My heart is filled with the pain of disco,

Pain of disco, pain of discoooo)





Throughout all of this Draco was dancing with lots of random hip thrusts and gyrations and several times throughout the song one of the girls would point her wand discreetly and his outfit would change. The background that the words were flashing by on changed too with each verse. From the forest/ruin it seemed to go to an empty desert, and then to some odd pink and blue watery playground where at one point, Draco was dancing shirtless behind a screen of water and then, I suppose because the 'daring fire' was so hot, one of the girls shot a jet of water at him while he flung open his shirt. In all it had to be one of the hottest things I have ever seen. I didn't even realize that I had climbed out of my bean bag pit until the end of the song when I flung myself at the still sopping wet Draco. I don't quite know how Ginny had found the time to do it, but somehow she had managed to switch out the entire room's pot supply with her 'special pink blend'. That had to be it....I was still mad at Draco, so there's no way that just watching him dance around in those tight, tight pants would make me want to jump him....right?



(Draco)



I was going to kill Ginny and then when I was done killing her I was going to bury her and her damned shoes in a place no one would find her. As we were getting ready to go back to the chamber for the 'after-party' she and several other girls from the 6th and 7th year classes jumped me, gagged me and blindfolded me and carried me off to a room just off the main chamber. The next thing I know, I'm sauntering through Slytherin's mouth wearing pants so tight they HAD to have been magicked on, and striking a sexy pose while the girls who grabbed me danced around.



Ginny, conveniently standing behind another girl, jabbed her wand in my side and suddenly I'm singing in a strange language and hip thrusting to the catchy middle-eastern beat while everyone in the hookah room screamed and cat called. I tried to search out Harry, but the spell wouldn't let me move my head in any way that wasn't part of the dance. I did catch a small glimpse of him as I was splashed with cold water and his jaw was scraping the floor. I think I also detected more then a little lust in his eyes, but then again, everyone in the room seemed to be staring at me like I was the main course. I lost count of how many times my outfit was magically changed, but I do know I was shirtless more then once, and near the end I was wearing a hard-hat and tool belt with a line of rope over one shoulder.



Then the song and spell ended and I had my arms full of Harry who was groping and pushing me backwards, through the karaoke screen and into the tunnel while the crowd cheered. As the mouth of the Hogwarts founder closed I heard Ginny's magically amplified voice say, "I guess Harry liked his present then! Now let's get this party started while Harry and Hogwarts very own Shahrukh do some PRIVATE disco!" Oh yes, Ginny was going to die....as soon as Harry stopped kissing me. May she live a long, long life.