Pranksters In Love

Ron sat staring at his wife. He loved her and she was so beautiful. She was funny and charming and she made his heart swell with pride when he thought about her. She was also sexy as hell and he couldn’t wait to get into her robes again today.

“Ron, I know what that look means, and the answer is no!” Luna said in exasperation. “We have already done it four times today! I am getting sore.”

“But Luna, I just love you so much. I need you again,” he whined at her.

Luna had been thinking a lot about the love potion she had been feeding him lately. She had just this morning found out that she was pregnant. She wondered if now would be a good time to stop with the potion and tell him the truth. She had also thought about just taking the coward’s way out and just not saying anything to him, but still stop giving him the potion. She wanted to know if after the month and a half that they had been together if he really had started to like her, or if it was all the potion.

“Ron, I need to tell you something today. The rabbit has died.”

Ron looked blankly at his wife. “I didn’t know that we had a rabbit, Luna.”

“No, Ronald, listen to me. The rabbit has died.”

“I am sorry for your loss?” he asked her. Sometimes she was really hard to figure out.

“Ron! Don’t you know anything?” she demanded.

He smiled at her. “I know that I love you, my dear. Shall we go back up to our room and I will prove it to you?” he asked suggestively.

“That’s how the rabbit died, dear.”

“What the hell are you talking about? What rabbit, and how does that have anything to do with shagging my wife?”

“I was so happy when I found out the rabbit had died, but you aren’t! I could just cry, Ron Weasley!” she said as she ran out of the room.

“What the fuck?” he asked himself.


Fred needed Pansy bad. They hadn’t made love in almost twelve hours, and that was a record for them. He was achy with need for his wife. The problem was, she wasn’t home. Her mother had floo’d her hysterical because of some drama and Pansy had felt bad enough that she had gone to her parents house in order to try to calm her mother down. She had been gone the entire day, and he was getting tired of waiting for her.

He ran his hand over his crotch and groaned at the friction. He really needed release, and he needed it soon. He wanted to wait and have Pansy take care of it with one of her spectacular blowjobs, but he didn’t think that he could make it much longer. He decided that what he needed was a cold shower.

He walked into their bathroom and stripped his clothes. He stepped into the cool water and groaned. He hated cold showers. He stood there as the icy water poured down his chest and stomach but did nothing to erase the swell of his erect cock. He sighed knowing that the only thing that was going to help was a quick hand job.

He adjusted the temperature of the water to a comfortable level and reached for the bottle of oil that Pansy kept in the shower to shave her legs with. Pouring some into his cupped palm he slathered it on his throbbing member. He moaned in ecstasy when he felt the friction. He used one hand to stroke his cock and rub his head and the other to cup his heavy sac.

Fred threw his head back and savored the sensations that his hands made. He loved stroking his cock. He knew exactly where to put his hands and how much pressure to use. He could usually cum in less than a minute. Tonight he decided to savor the feeling and slowed his strokes down. He rubbed his finger over the head and felt the pre-cum. He squeezed his sac harder and moaned. He loved the double stigmatization of both his cock and his sac stroked. He could feel the pressure building in his body and decided that he couldn’t hold out much longer.

“You didn’t wait for me? Shame on you, you naughty wizard,” Pansy crooned behind him.

“Pans,” me moaned. “I couldn’t wait any longer. I was so hard and all I could think about was your hot mouth on my cock.”

“Well let me finish this for you, darling.” She dropped on her knees in front of him and took him deep into her mouth. She knew he was close because she could already feel the veins down the side pulsating. She stroked the base of his cock and then fondled his sac for a moment. Then with a seductively smile she inserted her finger deep into his puckered hole.

“Oh gods!” he gasped. “I’m going to cum!” he cried as he shot his load into her mouth.

Pansy swallowed as she continued to thrust her finger deep inside of him. When he was dry she pulled her finger out and stood up to him. He pulled her in his arms and shoved her against the wall taking her mouth in a deep kiss.

He could taste himself in her mouth and it aroused him again to taste it on her lips. “I love that little trick with your finger,” he whispered against her mouth.

“I think that I might have a little surprise for you in the other room,” she whispered back as she licked down the side of his neck.

“Really, and what would that be?”

“I went to a Muggle store today that Hermione told me about,”

Fred raised an eyebrow at this comment. “Hermione talked you into going to a Muggle store? Alone?”

Pansy smiled. “Oh yes. And trust me my love, you are going to love it.”

“Shall we have a look then?” he asked.

“I’ll show you now, but you can’t have it until after dinner.”

“Why do I have to wait?”

“Because, silly, remember we promised that we would meet your brother and Hermione for dinner tonight?”

“Ahh, yes. I had forgotten.” He said grinding his already hard again cock against her. “I wonder if they would care if we were late?”

Pansy laughed. “Come along, dear, and let me show you what I have brought for you.”

Fred watched as her backside swung while she walked. He wondered if she purposely swung her hips so suggestively, or if it was subconscious. She turned and smiled over her shoulder and he knew she was doing it on purpose. “Witch,” he called.

He followed her to the bedroom and saw a white paper sack on the bed. “Its in the sack, dear.” She said walking towards their closet.

Fred sat on the edge of the bed and pulled out package from the bag. “Bloody hell,” he thought to himself. He was holding an 8-inch vibrator. He wondered if it was for him to use on her or her to use on him.

Hermione and George held hands grinning at each other. The healer had just confirmed George’s suspicion. They would have a baby in 7 and a half months. “I wonder if I got pregnant that first time?” she asked her husband.

“Us Weasley’s are a very prolific bunch. It wouldn’t surprise me any,” he said laughing.

“Why is it that the witch does all the work, but the wizard crows and brags like it was all his doing?” the healer said coming up behind them.

Hermione laughed. “George thinks that he is the reason for everything.”

“Hey!” he said playfully.

“Can you tell us what we are having?” Hermione asked.

“Sure,” she said.

“Wait!” George said. “Lets keep it a surprise.”

Hermione smiled at her husband. “Are you sure? It would be fun to know so that we can pick out a name.”

“I want to be surprised. But, I am curious. How many are there?” he asked.

Hermione gasped. It didn’t occur to her that there might be more than one. George was a twin though so maybe he would produce one.

“It’s funny, this is the second set of twins I have diagnosed today,” the healer said.

“Oh gods!” Hermione cried. “Two!”

George let out a loud whoop and scooped his wife up in his arms and spun her around the room. “I love you, Mione.”

“I love you too, George,” she said kissing him.

George was stunned. His wife had never told him that before. He felt such love and tenderness for this woman who was going to bare his children. “Do you really want to know the sex of the twins?”

Hermione nodded. “I would really like to know.”

George smiled. “You know that they are going to be boys. I told you, almost all Weasley’s are boys!”

Hermione looked over to the healer. “Please don’t tell me he is right?”

The healer smiled. “He’s wrong,”

“What!” George exclaimed while his wife laughed.

“You are going to have one of each.”

George and Hermione hugged each other again. They were both content with that. “I love to be wrong when it makes you so happy,” he whispered in her ear.



a/n:
i hope all of you know what luna is talking about...if not, let me know and i shall explain it! please read and review...let me know if there is anything you are needing to know or wanting to see happen before i wind this up in the next five chapters...