Pranksters In Love

George saw his wife through the window of his shop. He smiled and thought to himself how lovely she really was. She was talking to another witch who look familiar, but he couldn’t quite place her. He wondered if she was planning to come visit him. The new store was keeping him busy. He had spent so much time here that he was wondering if Hermione was starting to feel neglected. He came home to fall into bed at night and then he would leave again the next morning before she woke. Of course, as tired as he was, he still couldn’t keep his hands to himself. He loved the way his wife felt.

He thought that as soon as the store was ready to open, he would probably hire a couple of clerks so that he didn’t have to be here so often. He still wanted to take Hermione on a proper honeymoon. He always thought that the Muggles had a great idea when they invented cruise ships. Lying in a lounge chair on a boat while someone brought you drink after drink sounded wonderful to him. The sparkling blue ocean all around him while there was a crystal clear pool for him to swim in on the boat. Of course, he would have to get used to the Muggle alcoholic drinks, but there was a few things that weren’t too bad.

He smiled at the thought of his wife in a Muggle swimsuit. He hoped that she would wear one of those really skimpy two-piece things that he had seen in a magazine. The ones that made the woman’s breast hang out, and the bottom that had the thong that disappeared between her two cheeks. That would be sexy on his wife. George thought about that for a second and changed his mind. “She needs one of those ones that the old Muggle ladies wear. With the one piece and the skirt covering the tops of the legs and the front all the way up to her chest,” he said to himself. He didn’t want anyone else admiring her charms.

“What did you say?” Hermione asked coming up behind him.

George blushed. “How are you today, my dear?” he said ignoring the question.

Hermione smiled at him. “I have some great news!”

“Really? Well tell me about it then.”

“I received an owl from Professor McGonagall this morning. She has asked me to be the new transfiguration professor at Hogwarts!” she squealed throwing her arms around her husband.

George was shocked. “You told her no, right?”

Hermione stepped back. “Why would I tell her no?”

“I thought that you wanted to finish your advanced training? You also said something about enrolling in classes at the Muggle University. How can you do that while working?”

“But George, the point of going to advanced training was to help me get a job teaching. If I am being offered a job as a teacher without the advanced training then I don’t need to do it.”

“But I thought that your education was the most important thing to you?”

“It was, or rather it is, but I only wanted to continue on so that I could teach. Obviously Professor McGonagall feels that I am qualified enough now.”

George smiled. “I have news for you, love, you were qualified after your first year! You are one of the brightest witches to ever come out of Hogwarts!”

“So what do you think?” she asked with eyes sparkling.

“I want you to do whatever makes you happy.” He said.

Hermione could tell that he wasn’t being completely honest with her. “George, what is really bothering you?”

“Honestly?”

“Always,” she said.

“I am concerned because we barely see each other now because of my crazy schedule. I guess that I was hoping that you would still be home so that when I could manage some free time we could be together. Now, you will be gone all day, and you will plan lessons and grade parchments at night.”

Hermione thought about this for a moment. On one hand he had a valid point. It would definitely cut into their time together. On the other hand, she didn’t want to sit at home waiting for the time when he might be a chance to pay attention to her. “I think that you have a good point, but I feel that I spend a lot of time at home alone waiting for you. It would give me something to do while you are away. I could try to arrange my schedule so that I had everything done so that our nights are free.”

“What about children, Hermione? With two working parents, it’s going to be hard to raise a child.”

“Muggles do it all the time,” she said defensively.

“Yes, but Muggle life styles are set up that way. They have daycare centers on every corner. They have after school programs and such. The Wizarding world is not that way. It is expected that one of the parents would stay home and care for the children,”

“You mean the mum,” she said bitterly.

George pulled his wife into his arms. “I will do whatever I can to help you, but lets look at this realistically. We have been married for six weeks now, right?”

“Yes,” she said.

“And in the past six weeks our love making has not once been interrupted because of your time of the month, right?”

Hermione blushed at his frank talk but then thought. Her eyes flew to his in shock as her hand rubbed her flat belly. “Do you think?” she asked.

George smiled at her. “I have been waiting for you to tell me,” he said softly realizing that it had still not occurred to her yet.

“Oh George! With everything that has gone on I never even thought about it! A baby! Imagine that!”

“I can’t think of anything that would make me happier than to have a child with you,” he said.

“Oh! You make me so happy!” she cried.

“Shall we go to St. Mungo’s and find out?”

Grinning she nodded. “Oh, George, I hope it’s a girl!” she said.

“It will probably be a boy. Weasley’s produce mostly boys.”

Lucius wanted to die. He was in excruciating pain in every spot on his body. His mouth ached from that damn giant shoving his cock in and out of it for so long. The sides were cracked and caked with blood and he could still feel the dried semen on his face and neck.

Gwarp had wanted Lucius to take him anally and tried for hours to get his huge penis to fit inside of him. It had just not been physically possible. He was ripped and bruised and he hurt worse than anything else he could have imagined. His puckered ass hole was stretched beyond belief and he didn’t think that he would ever feel normal sized again. Gwarp had gotten so angry the Lucius could not stretch to take him that he demanded Lucius to suck his cock for hours. Each time the Giant would come, he would be ready for more.

He had demanded that Lucius lick his balls and shove his fist into his ass. Lucius had had a realization while all of this was going on. This is what all of the women he had abused felt like. Someone much larger and more powerful than them was forcing them to do what they did not want to do. Lucius felt remorse for the first time in his life. He also felt a strong desire to retaliate. When he was free he would get even with that horrid monster. He just hoped that he would live long enough to do so.

He moved his arm and realized that he was no longer magically bound. Gingerly, he tried to rise. He gasped as he felt pain shoot through every nerve ending in his body. He forced himself to sit and then to stand. He almost fell to the ground as the pain in his arse intensified as he tried to walk. He slowly walked to the door and looked outside. Seeing that nobody was around he decided to take his chance and try to escape.

He ran for the woods and hid behind the first tree he came to. He turned and looked back at the cabin that he had been confined to for the past couple day. He couldn’t see any signs of anyone being anywhere around. He slowly looked through the woods and listened keenly as he tried to pick up the presence of another. He felt pretty sure that he was alone.

He carefully made his way through the woods to another clearing and cabin. He was in excruciating pain and didn’t know if he could take another step. He felt blood pouring down the back of his legs and he knew that he needed to get to a healer as fast as possible. He had a feeling that the giant had caused so internal damage. He took a step towards the cabin and felt himself start to fall. The world around him and the last thing he remembered was the green grass rising up to catch his face as he fell.

“I just can’t understand where Hagrid is!” Draco shouted at Harry. “We have tried to see him for two days! Where could he have gone?”

“I don’t know, unless he has gone on a mission of some sort. The ministry still sends him as an emissary to the giants. He does a good job acting as a liaison.”

“Potter, I could give a flying fuck about the giants and the ministry of magic! I really don’t even care that my father is gone, but if I don’t make an effort to find him and he reappears and finds out I didn’t look, he will kill me! I don’t mean that figuratively either. He will kill me. He has this thing about Malfoy’s sticking together and doing their duty. He would consider it my duty to find him.”

“I am not sure where else to look. Wait! Hagrid built a cabin in the woods for Gwarp so that he would have somewhere safe to stay when he was visiting. I think that I could find it!”

“Tomorrow then. It’s almost dark now, and you still need to go and talk to Felicia. Have you decided what you are going to do yet?”

“No. I guess I have no choice but to marry her. I am just afraid that she will miscarry and I will have married her for nothing. I don’t want to marry someone that I don’t know.”

“So don’t. You have tons of money. Take her away. Get to know her. She is of age, and nobody could say anything if she ran off with you. After awhile you can decide. If she is still pregnant, you have to marry her. If she’s not, then there is no pressure. If you like her, then do it. If you don’t like her, move on with your lives separately.”

“You make it sound so simple.”

Draco laughed. “It is simple, Harry. You are the one who likes to make everything so complicated.”

Harry had the grace to look sheepish. “You might have a point about that. I think that your idea has some merit. She did say that she wanted to travel. She might even like this idea.”

“Well then there you go. Take her away. I won’t tell anyone what your up to. By the time they figure it out, you will be long gone and nobody will know where you are.”

“Alright, then! Lets see if we can find this cabin now, and then I can leave tomorrow. I think it would be best to do it as soon as possible. The longer I wait the harder it will be to keep the pregnancy a secret.”

Draco snorted. “Witches do not keep secrets very well.”

“No, they don’t, do they?”

“Lets go find this cabin and be done with this then.”

The two wizards looked into the dark woods and both hoped that it wouldn’t take long to find this hidden home of Gwarp’s.


please read and review. should lucius get caught again, or should he have learned his lesson and make it home? should felicia like the idea of running away with harry or not? and i really would like more opinions about arthur and alabaster...should they fall in love?