One Honest Heart

Draco Malfoy was a man of extremes; Malfoys often were. For instance, Gregerious Malfoy (1542-1616) turned extremity into somewhat of an art form. Of course, being a Malfoy, Gregerious displayed a singular dislike for devoting himself to anything but art made from an absolutely extreme amount of extremities. The nearby peasants from whom he harvested said extremities thought this to be a very extreme approach to art indeed. However, as Gregerious did not restrict his modelling to the use of traditional extremities, those who got their cranial protuberances cut off didn\'t hold their opinions about him for any extended periods of time. Those that got off with only arms and legs cut off did, however, harbour such an extreme aversion towards their artistic landlord that Gregarious Malfoy eventually died a very extreme death indeed. Though with a distinct lack of personal extremities still attached.

[D suggests cuts. G just being morbid.]