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Harry Potter AU/AR › Slash - Male/Male
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Harry Potter AU/AR › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
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2,518
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor do I have any rights or make any money for writing these fic's
How To
"What are you doing scar head?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You wanker your not doing it right!"
"Well fine ferret how do you do it right?"
"You grip it harder like this."
"Oh!"
"Then you carefully move your hand up and down."
"Wow Malfoy for a bouncing ferret you’re really good at this."
"I have to be good at this I'm a Malfoy I have a reputation to uphold!"
"Sorry jeeze don't get all snippy."
"Shut up Potter and watch."
"Fine Malfoy."
"Now when you move your hand up and down you have to make sure to get the tip as well."
"Why?"
"Because you want to make sure everything goes smoothly."
"Jeeze this is so complicated."
"For you maybe. I was bred for these kind of things."
"Sure you were Malfoy, So what is next?"
"Now you need to loosen your grip and go at a faster pace you have to rub it all evenly."
"Oh God, I'm never ganna get this right."
"Oh My God My EYES!"
"RON!"
"WEASLEY!"
"What the hell are you doing Harry? And with Malfoy!"
"Ron it’s not what it looks like!"
"Then what the bloody hell is it?"
"Ch. for a pureblood Weasley your a disgrace!"
"You watch your mouth Malfoy! Harry come on let’s leave the Death Eater scum be."
"Alright I'm coming. Malfoy thanks for the free lesson."
"Whatever just never mention it Lord knows what would happen if people knew I was giving out broom waxing lessons."
"Whatever Malfoy."
"It's Draco actually."
"Draco, then I insists I'm Harry."
"Alright Harry. Tomorrow?"
"Yes, tomorrow."
"Good next lesson is wand care so bring your wand."
"Whatever."
To Be Continued
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You wanker your not doing it right!"
"Well fine ferret how do you do it right?"
"You grip it harder like this."
"Oh!"
"Then you carefully move your hand up and down."
"Wow Malfoy for a bouncing ferret you’re really good at this."
"I have to be good at this I'm a Malfoy I have a reputation to uphold!"
"Sorry jeeze don't get all snippy."
"Shut up Potter and watch."
"Fine Malfoy."
"Now when you move your hand up and down you have to make sure to get the tip as well."
"Why?"
"Because you want to make sure everything goes smoothly."
"Jeeze this is so complicated."
"For you maybe. I was bred for these kind of things."
"Sure you were Malfoy, So what is next?"
"Now you need to loosen your grip and go at a faster pace you have to rub it all evenly."
"Oh God, I'm never ganna get this right."
"Oh My God My EYES!"
"RON!"
"WEASLEY!"
"What the hell are you doing Harry? And with Malfoy!"
"Ron it’s not what it looks like!"
"Then what the bloody hell is it?"
"Ch. for a pureblood Weasley your a disgrace!"
"You watch your mouth Malfoy! Harry come on let’s leave the Death Eater scum be."
"Alright I'm coming. Malfoy thanks for the free lesson."
"Whatever just never mention it Lord knows what would happen if people knew I was giving out broom waxing lessons."
"Whatever Malfoy."
"It's Draco actually."
"Draco, then I insists I'm Harry."
"Alright Harry. Tomorrow?"
"Yes, tomorrow."
"Good next lesson is wand care so bring your wand."
"Whatever."
To Be Continued