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harry potter this is your godmother

By: DrGiggles
folder Harry Potter Crossovers › General - Misc
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 5
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Disclaimer: I dont own anything to do with Harry potter or Anita Blake I make no money this is only fanfiction!
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chapter 3

Harry decided to take care of his eyes first so they left gringots headed for the magical optometrist to either fix his eyes or get contacts. They walked in and started looking around until a man came out of the back a few minutes later and asked, “How can I help you?”
Harry responded with, “I need my eyes fixed or contacts.”
The man nodded and said, “Well, I can fix your eyes for 500 galleons and 20 minutes for the process plus additional 10 minute blindness or 20 galleons for contacts.”
Harry thought for a few minutes before deciding then said, “O.K. you can take it out of vault 917 I’ll get them fixed.”
Harry was handed a stack of parchment to fill out. He filled everything in and handed it back to the man who introduced himself as Ben. Ben said, “O.K. the spell will last for ten minutes then I have to watch you for another ten minutes the first ten will feel like someone is carving your eyes out but your eye sight is guaranteed to stay 20/20 except from old age.”
With that being said he lead his most recent customers to the back room and directed Harry to lie down on the table. As Harry did as instructed Ben said, “I am required to cast a silencing dome around you. It will be lifted after the ten minutes.” Harry nodded and Ben cast the silencing dome then started a chant that lasted a minute in a half then he set a timer for ten minutes. They watched Harry in pain for the ten minutes in pity and silence. Once the timer went off Ben immediately took the silencing dome down and said, “Open your mouth Mr. Potter. I have something to sooth your throat from all the screaming.”

Harry obediently opened his mouth after Remus confirmed that is exactly what the optometrist held in his hand. After Harry’s throat was soothed Ben asked several questions and added eye drops to his eyes twice. After the 20 minutes was over and they where getting ready to leave Remus looked at his watch and said, “Shit! Harry we’re ten minutes late meeting Tonks. After the stunt Sirius pulled she is already going to be jumpy. We need to get there and fast!”
Remus grabbed Harry’s wrist and pulled him out the door and down the street towards floaren’s at a flat out run. They got there five minutes later as it was at the other end of the ally. Remus immediately spotted Tonks sitting in a corner and lead Harry over and sat him in the chair next to Tonks and asked, “What do you want Harry?”
Harry replied immediately with, “Banana split. Two scoops strawberry one scoop vanilla. No nuts and extra cherries.”

Remus left to get their ice cream and Tonks lost it and started questioning Harry, “Wotcher Harry, why is Remus leading you around like your blind? Why are you 15 minutes late? And where are your glasses?”
Harry answered in order, “I am blind for about five more minutes and I got my eyes fixed but it took a little longer then planned.” Remus came back with their ice cream and placed Harry’s in front of him. Remus placed one of Harry’s hands on the bowl and put his spoon in the other hand. With that they all started eating their treat while chatting about unimportant things.
After Harry got his sight back and they finished their ice cream Harry decided to make the first move and said, “Remus, can you go get the potion ingredients we’re going to need? I promise to stay with Tonks while you’re gone.” He added the last to cut of Remus’ protests about leaving Harry alone in the ally.
Remus said, “Alright, I’ll meet you in Madam Malkins’ in an hour for our new wardrobes.”
“Alright Remus, but don’t freak if we’re late. We might get side tracked.” Harry winked at Tonks while he said the last part.
Tonks couldn’t help but smirk as she said, “What and miss a chance to use you as a personal mannequin and get you in some decent clothes? We’ll be there Remus don’t worry no matter what this guy says.”
Remus smiled and said, “Alright, see ya later.” and walked off to get all the potion ingredients they might need. Harry turned to Tonks suddenly nervous and it showed so Tonks said, “It’s okay Harry, I didn’t expect you to like me back if you found out that I was in love with you.”
She sounded so dejected it caught him off gaur. He then started spluttering. This was more than he hoped for so he said, “Nymphadora Tonks, how could you say such a thing? I am in love with you but didn’t know how to tell you because I’m in love with Hermione and might be falling in love with another you know it’s just so confusing. I mean you’re only supposed to fall in love with one woman not three and I am just so lost. What am I supposed to do?” He ended pleading for an answer as to what to do.
She smiled then said, “Well the first step would be to tell the ones you know you love which you just told me and that’s half. Then you find out if either of them would mind and I don’t because I’m bi so I don’t mind next you talk to the third person see if they mind sharing. If they don’t we could share you and be a happy foursome.”
Harry smiled and asked “Does this mean you’ll be my girlfriend because as you can probably tell I suck when it comes to girls and relationships.”

Tonks laughed then said, “Yes I had noticed but that’s okay. I can teach you to be a good boyfriend and yes I’ll be your girlfriend. Now, kiss me.” Harry complied happily leaning into her and placing his lips to hers not wanting to push her away already by going to fast but then she pressed her mouth into his hard and open her mouth and it turned into snogging senseless. Until they parted due to lack of air ten minutes later. He took her hand and lead her out to the street to look at the shops and talk. They got to talking and lost track of time making them 20 minutes late to meet Remus.


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